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Phone tells me a joke: "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." I think I've been lied to about who is my real dad.
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Hoot, hoot...
*coughs*
People words. People words. I'm definitely a person.

A person who roleplays bad boys with hearts made of cookie.
I also enjoy flying at night breathing.

Thank.

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I made a mention of being around in the chat, but I then had a moment of clarity and realized that I needed to say something away from scrolling text.

So, yeah. My schedule last week was bonkers, but this week seems WAY more stable. Still, interested.
Adra Son Sauhl

Adra had never been fond of magic, and she became less so when a beam of power barely lanced over her head and towards the wolf being before her. She watched as the creature turned into nothing. There was a thud as the fae fell behind her. Adra moved towards her, making sure that the woman was fine. She slid her hand across the other’s face and waited until the other seemed conscious. “Good job,” Adra said with a smile. “I’ll cover you while you recover.” One of the humans tended to the fae’s health, and so the orc didn’t think it was necessary to stay with her.

Standing, she faced the five wolves that poured from the forest. Adra pulled her shield closely into her form, staring at them as they clustered around. Their existence varied from something plausible in nature and something totally unnatural. The rogue tended to the fae and relied on her. And as such Adra stood at full guard.

A hairless wolf ran towards them. Adra was the wall between the creature and their prey. She thrust her shield towards the beast. It bounced off of it, and she stood over it, pulling her warhammer into focus. Yet, a dagger peppered its skin. The creature pulled back. It was angry, and yet it tried to attack again.

Pushed from her own drive and the drive of the gauntlets, Adra moved forwards. She dropped her shield and grabbed her warhammer with both hands and slung down on the beast’s skull. It fell before her, easily. That being said, she tried to grab at her shield to try protect the fae and the other that tried to save her.

Why had she dropped it so easily?


@Rithy@jdh97@Lord Zee

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Facing difficult times and working with them barely makes one a garbage person. And since RPing is but a pastime to us, prioritisation of tasks should be maintained in accordance to that. Of course, I would accept warning beforehand, rather than after the fact, but one cannot always have everything. And even if we are moving a bit slower than anticipated, we are advancing nonetheless. Nothing has been lost. Don't beat yourself over it. :)


I appreciate it! Sorry, I wish I had had more heads up as well. My schedule kept getting changed after I left my shifts. I work at a hospital, and as such things happen randomly. Usually, my schedule is rather stable, but we had one tech that couldn't show up half the week due to jet lag from Taiwan. Then the other supervisor got sick. Then one tech's car wouldn't start. It was a rather crazy week.

So, Friday night I was quite tired and feeling quite bad about the entire thing. I haven't received in texts, and so I'm thinking next week will flow better. Thank you again! I've been enjoying this RP, it's been quite entertaining and very different from what I usually end up playing.
Benjamin truly needed to learn to either pitch his voice or stop getting overly enthusiastic about relaying information. It was the educator in him. The moment that he discovered something that was previously unknown, he would spark up with the answer. In a situation like this, hushed lips were probably the better protocol. Isolde seemed to be engulfed in the same notions as himself. Yet, when the masked Mr. Spices waved them over, Benjamin froze. He could actually feel his heart take a steely, cold plummet down towards his feet.

“P-probably a little to well?” he got out, adjusting his collar even though it needed no twisting of fixing. What would he do? He’d already proven him to be absolutely filth at maintaining the masquerade-style atmosphere. And here he was getting pulled into the fold of it all. It wasn’t that he’d not spoken to the Masters before, but academia was another topic that wasn’t at all bathed in subterfuge. Isolde’s tap to his shoulder brought him out of thoughts. She stated that they had a perfect way to get to the bottom of this party. Benjamin was interested in finding that answer out, and at the same time he felt his fingers digging into the flats of his palms. Fortunately, he was gloved and wasn’t able to bite at flesh with his nails.

It wasn’t that Isolde had shown a private part of herself earlier, but she did turn on the charm as she made her way to towards Mr. Spices. She was much better at this than he previously thought. Or maybe it was because she moved away from him, and his void of charmless-ness couldn’t suck out all the buoyant energy from her form.

Benjamin swallowed. He could feel the back of his neck getting prickly. Anyone else at this party would kill for the invitation that they had just been given—possibly literally. Of course, they wouldn’t do it in such a setting, too polite for blood and sharp blades that weren’t barbed at the end of tongues. So, he moved forward in measured steps, attempting a flow like Isolde demonstrated. He was quite garbage at it, and probably looked more like a Rubbery Man than an actual human.

He took a seat, taking to one of the more overstuffed blue pillows. Upon sitting, there was much rearranging he had to take to. He crossed his legs at his ankles and pulled his jacket forward to hide the way that his waistcoat and shirt bunched. His fingers then came up and adjusted his mask. Fortunately, he sat close enough that he could make out the master, taking a deep inhale of a hookah. Oh my, it was a rather unfortunate time to mention that he did poorly around smoke. Breathe evenly, Benjamin thought.

Mister Spices welcomed them to the Masquerade and let the flow of words die right then and there. Was that all? Benjamin looked around, exhaled, and thought it polite that he said something. All his noble etiquette was still buried where it needed to be. “Thank you for having me—us,” he said, correcting himself as he wasn’t the only one here. “This party has been very nice. Very enigmatic. Mixed crowd. Interesting patronage.” Benjamin then smiled. Look, if others could be vague—he could also participate in word salad.

@Hekazu
I totally missed this, I am terribly sorry. That and this week has been a week from hell. I kept getting my work hours shifted around. It was painful. I got like no sleep, and my brain no work.

That being said, I have tomorrow off. I will sit down and make a reply. I do apologize. I am a garbage person.
Sorry. My supervisor, who is just one of those people, kept rearranging my schedule this week. Usually, I have a pretty stable Mon-Fri thing, but we had a lot of people out, and I had to cover weird shifts and work overtime.

I have no idea why this keeps happening. Apologies about that. I'm beat tonight, but I'll get up tomorrow and get to work on a response. I don't think I've had a solid 6 hours of sleep, all together, this week.
Adra Son Sauhl

Adra eyed he knew gauntlets as the metal and the model of them clashed heavily with her rose-hued armor. Yet, she wasn’t here to be flashy and fashionable. No, she was here to help with the Scorned. Yet, maybe the wariness of the difference in make and material was from the power that was in them. How would things unfold in the future for her? How would they influence her decisions? She was unaware of the power they contained, just that they did. Adra had read from some of the most intriguing philosophers, and their stance on power was all the same—it was a monster of deception.

Their journey out of the human lands was not marred with much in the way of distraction or disruption, yet she had to wonder how their group looked to those that stared on. Were they a bastion hope or one tent short of being a traveling carnival? Honestly, looking onto the peppering off oddities that rode alongside her, she had to assume the latter. Not that she thought the group was useless, they were just different in the worst sort of way. What was each of them capable of? What did they have experience in? Had they shed blood before? Had they not? Adra wasn’t one to talk about lack of combat experience. All hers had been training, but it had been a lot of training. It was at a point that she acted reflexively to most things. Were her comrades as honed?

It was apparent that she’d find out sooner than later as the templar was interrupted by a piercing scream. Well, this was one way to start an adventure. The human ordered them off their horses, Adra suppressed an eye roll as she dismounted. If they were going to fight, having the higher ground would have been better. Still, it seemed as if he was aware of what lurked beyond the tree line. For now, she’d cede to his judgment.

So, she did just that, pulling her warhammer from its holster that laid between her shoulder blades. She gripped it tightly in both hands, letting the head twirl giddily in the waning light of the moon.

Darkness covered them like a mother’s blanket, and yet it did no favors in hiding them from their opponents. It was fair to say that the creatures in the woods were things that loved the blackness. The figure walked from the mottled shadows that danced in Adra’s eyes as her sight focused on it. It was a wolf—it was a wolf. Was that what awaited them? Were all the scorned some amalgamation of the world and its feral nature? Fine. They were still able to be killed, and Adra would make sure that they ended up very much dead.

More screams gathered in chorus behind the creature. Their fight wasn’t going to be an easy one. That was good. They needed to have their mettle checked.

It was then that the tall fae announced that they needed to keep the wolf busy as she was going to cast a spell. Was everyone in this party going to order her around? She’d been caught off guard earlier in the presence of the king, but now she was very aware that everyone around her was fond of barking orders as if they’d proved themselves worthy of it. Still, now was not the time for petty bickering. They could bicker camp side, or their corpses could fight over patches of unsoiled ground--now was time for action.

The two asked to take the horses, did so. Adra thought one of them was capable in this situation. The way he carried himself, and his clothes suggested he’d seen adversity—and not much of the outside world. She didn’t have long to consider that as she felt something wash over her. Magic. Someone was casting gods-damned magic on her. She’d never wielded an iota of magic or had it used on her. She had to say, she was not comfortable with that.

Crossbow bolts embedded themselves in the side of the scorned as it charged. Adra was smarter than to charge forward, but she wasn’t about to stand there like a gawking git. So, she sidestepped in front of the fae, pulling her shield forward and bringing her hammer to choke. “You’re sticking out like a sore thumb, my tall comrade. I hope your magic is worth my vigilance.”

@Rithy
Clyff let out a short pffft before laughing with the krogan. “You know, if both our mothers teamed up, Andromeda would be like ‘what’s a kett?’ Her ability to inflict mental and emotional torment are—well, were—terrifying.” It was always odd to think of all those people back in the Milky Way that he knew, were dead. Long dead, actually.

If Clyff ever thought he was the gung-ho one of the group, he was terribly mistaken. Everyone seemed to be gnashing at the bits to eliminate enemies that didn’t need a soft touch. This wasn’t the Nexus’s uprising all over again, these were nasties that needed to take down with extreme passion—and equally extreme ordinance. The fireteam leader attempted to soothe their needy barking to shoot everything in the face. Sure, Clyff was antsy for a bit of action himself. But after taking more than one—well, more than he had fingers to count—explosion and/or bullet to the face, he was a bit more cautious. Not to mention, they didn’t really have the high ground here. They had ground. It was flat. It was underneath their feet. That was it. It was far from tactically sound.

His comm clicked on about that time with another voice that wasn’t Fireteam 1. He was told to engage the kett. No one had to tell him twice. Well, him and the batarian. Damn, four eyes was on a tiny-ass-hair trigger. Eh well, batarians were… that sort of species. “So much for a squad formation.” Their fireteam leader yelled something out before moving forward to engage the enemies. The turian activated his jump jets and took to the higher ground. Did the aliens not know about squad tactics? How? How in the nine hells had they survived in space this long?

Clyff was going to keep to the ground. This was not from the fact that he was absolute garbage with his jump jets—nooooooo—he just didn’t have accurate guns that were useful from high ground. Also, he wasn’t fond of heights. Not that anyone had to know that. Free falling was a recurring nightmare he had. Naked in school, he was totally fine. Late to class, eh that was normal. Forgetting the curriculum, did his dreams even remember that he was not highly ranked in his class? Falling was an entirely different matter.

So, he moved forward activating his adrenaline rush. In hindsight, maybe twenty-or-so years down the line, he might question how many chemicals and additives he pumped into his veins. Now, though, he was more interested in doing his job. His shotgun was close range, and so he had to move in on them quickly—not too quickly as to outpace anyone that was behind him and probably using him as a meat shield. Some of the grunts sights had followed the fireteam leader as he propelled himself up and over them. The turian managed to take them out, but the body of its dead comrade had caught the attention of a nearby kett. So, Clyff used that distraction to ram the butt of his shotgun into the back of its head. It staggered and turned around, a little off its footing. Clyff then aimed the barrel of the gun against its torso and released his piping hot incendiary rounds into its gut. It fell to the ground, a noxious fume of burning tissue entering the air.

“You’re welcome,” he said to his team. The next kett grunt turned towards the man, and Clyff fired two rounds at it. The tight grouping of metal penetrated its armor. Two shots to the chest, and it tumbled to the ground. His HUD flashed that he needed to reload. Right, he loved his big, angry shotgun, but it did eat through clips like a hog through slop.

Unfortunately, another kett was winding up to shoot him. It was right in-between him and some decent cover to reload. So, doing what Clyff did best, he ran recklessly at the face of danger. A few shots were absorbed by his shields, and his HUD flashed angrily at him. Shove it common sense, he thought as he plowed into the kett, lowering his own body to knock the other one off-kilter. It fell to the ground in a jumble of limbs and angry—or at least he assumed—noises. Clyff then rammed the butt of his shotgun into the creature’s head enough times that it went limp and let out a death gurgle. “Yeah, I bet the cute space-cats don’t use that maneuver against you ugly shits.” A few shots peppered his shields. He really needed to take cover. So, he dove for it and started to reload his shotgun.

“Anyone feel like covering me?” he asked. “I’ll pay you back in beer.”
His eyes needled the other hooded fellow over so. He felt an overwhelming need to identify the man. Was it because he had a woman to impress or was it because he had another valley to stand correct on. There was a hard twist there that settled properly in his middle. So, he turned his attention from the enrapturing maiden and towards the other hooded form.

It was obviously a Master—obviously. Now, which ones weren’t the warmest to Wines? They couldn’t be antagonistic given the fact that the both of them entered at the same time. There was that odd gray area between friendship and hate that they occupied. That should have made it easier, but it did not.

Considering the rumors, it couldn’t be Mister Cups. He wouldn’t distance himself from Wines. Many of the other masters wouldn’t take to a party such as this with Wines. No, they’d rebuke it. Refute it. State that it was not their circle of influence. There were few that would allow for such a thing to happen. Benjamin stroked his chin in thought.

Wines didn’t have many friends or enemies. He was in a gray place. Many endured him, a few didn’t want anything to do with him and even fewer would scoff at a chance to appear at a party with him. So, considering the other hooded person’s reactions. They were quite in the middle of that group. That was quite a few Masters. Benjamin sighed. He sunk back into his mind to come up with a decent response.

He looked over at the Laughing Lady, the dear Isolde. “Mr. Spices,” he said. “He has quite the rivalry with him, but there wouldn’t be another party-going master that would keep him at arm’s length other than Spices.” He cleared his throat. “Or at least that is my assumption.”

Benjamin looked away. “What do you think? As you are probably far more talented at this than I. I’m just guessing off of books.” He wanted to say something else. Maybe invite her to another evening beyond this. But he didn’t quite know how to phrase the sentence.

@Hekazu
I am so sorry for the delay of my post. I ended up having to go out of town suddenly this weekend, leaving me no time to post. Anyway, I will have time after work today to write something up.

I'm terribly sorry, I have no idea why the month of March has been so hectic.
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