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Myriad Reality

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Do people conversate… Conversate? Converse at “brutal” ice cream parlors?

@Heroic

Sure! What else do you do?

Myriad Reality

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Not a combination of words I ever expected to hear.

@Heroic

Tough guys like ice cream too.

Myriad Reality

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Don’t get those conversations you were talking about at some mamby-pampy ice cream parlor.

@Heroic

Hey! I could take you to a bruuutal ice cream parlor.

Myriad Reality

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What, is there actually alcohol in those things?

@Heroic

I could've gone to an ice cream parlor, y'know.

Myriad Reality

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Sugar rush? I imagine you get a lot of those.

@Heroic

Uh...
*My eyes spin in different directions when I open them before returning to normal after a few blinks*
I do, but that's not this.

Myriad Reality

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…
*Snorts*
Wow, I thought that was me losing it for a moment.

@Heroic

I thought it was a brain freeze...
*Squeezes my eyes tight in a long blink*
It wasn't a brain freeze.

Myriad Reality

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Hmm. Well, you’ve sold yourself as functionally a cartoon character to me. And honestly I’m still weighing whether you’re a hallucination or not. So I believe your absurdist claims.

@Heroic

You're on the right track! And once we've both left and gone to wherever home is, maybe a hallico— maybe we'b— maybe there's no difference.
*Pushes the empty glass backward*
I need to slow down...

Myriad Reality

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“Places like this”?

@Heroic

Uhhh, that's a good question. And bad phrasing from me. I guess the easiest way to put it is that the atmosphere changes what happens?

Myriad Reality

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Nah, I just mean is it more often that your shoelaces are conspiring to trip you than they tie themselves, or something.

@Heroic

Oh, nope, usually nothing like that. Stuff doesn't usually come alive like that, but places like this kinda invite it.

Myriad Reality

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Are they convenient or inconvenient more often than not?

@Heroic

I'd say convenient! It's never plain evil if that's what you mean.