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Mortus teetering on the verge of curling up into a ball and crying, Mortus questions the authenticity of religion and starts questioning if there was a RNGsus he would have answered his prayer so Mortus considers blaspheming them because of their negligence Mortus looks out the tiny window and curses the gods.
Kirby.png attempts to pull off a 15oz chunk from his own chest. The gapping hole regenerates as Kirby goes into FORMALITY-SECOND-GEAR!!!
He places it on the counter, then crossing his arms stating
"This better be good"
Pebbles tries to headbutts his way through the window without causing injury to himself and then, walks through, pointing towards the Taco Bell staff.
" Don't give him his meal or else, I'll break your faces." His eyes then look towards Kirby. " Now, it's time for you to suffer the wrath of my knuckles."
Mortus goes quietly and once he is in his cell and left alone the thief gets on his knees and puts his hands together. Mortus starts pleading to the benevolent RNGsus for help and promises that if RNGsus helps him that he will give up his life of crime for good.
Kirby.png attempts pulling out the arm from his mouth, instead of consuming it.
Kirby digs a hole two feet deep and buries the arm as the man watches in shock. No not from the hole.
((If Kirby.png just eats the arm instead kirby.png will try again but with a different arm, on nom bury))
Kirby.PNG would look around ignoring the screams of his victim and the running civilians. Instead Kirby.PNG would notice a taco bell, the first of its kind, and walk into the building to the counter waiting for assistance still with blood on his face. Kirby would cough practicing saying "hello there" warming up his voice for formalities.
"You monster!" Pebbles takes the blood of the apothecary and wipes it on his face in a tribal pattern meant to intimidate and cause fear. He then attempts to follow the pink blob and give it a ferocious uppercut for its crimes of sarcophagy.
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Ah, neat. How did she first manage to leave her home dimension?
Rubbing his shoulder Mortus huffs "Hey you check the blob but not me?" raising his voice so people nearby could hear "Yeah you care about anybody but the lower class isn't that right?" Mortus yelled at the top of his lungs "I have children to feed but the government took my job like all the lower class citizens do!" he shook a fist in the air "But we can change that....DEATH TO THE GOVERNMENT!" Mortus screams trying to incite a riot.
Pebbles, being an ally of the establishment, knows a revolutionary when he sees one. He pushes Mortus to the ground and begins pleading to the crowd to not listen to Mortus.
" Do not listen to this interloper. If you vote for me as mayor of this city instead of supporting this vagrant, I promise that the power will be given back to you, the people. The oppressors of generations who have kept you down and from opportunity will be executed!" He then points to Mortus and begins lying. " It is time the people became the rulers of this kingdom once again, and we begin with the execution of this upper-class twit masquerading as a lower-class thief.
Kirby.png Wakes up and falls on his face and bites whom ever is closet pacman style.