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2 yrs ago
Current It's nature's ink.
2 yrs ago
No bully sand 3:
2 yrs ago
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2 yrs ago
It honestly feels like it's 1979. And I wasn't even around then
2 yrs ago
"That's kinda gay bro" -Socrates, 420 BC
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Hi :)

Me when I first got here: owo what's this?
Me 1 month later: I live for smut.

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How fast did you have to eat to pull that off?


U-um, I-I'm not sure... it's easy to lose track of time when I'm eating... a-and I can grow myself bigger to eat more stuff if there's a lot to eat...
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You ate an entire planet's worth of plants?? How?


I-It was a small planet!... a-and I hadn't eaten in a long time... a-and I didn't eat all of it, there were some left, I think...
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Why'd you leave those planets?


O-oh t-they were umm... t-they got too cold!... y-yeah... a-and I ate most of the plants... y-yeah... h-had to leave...
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What did you eat while stuck in space?

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*Shakes my head*
I'm going to get the fish tacos.


O-oh you know... drifting... m-matter... I would often go long periods without eating though... it sucked... sometimes I would find a planet where there were lots of u-um... p-plants... y-yeah... that was nice...
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Whatever you want, but pace yourself. Get a couple at a time so we have room!

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You are realizing that now?


O-okay... h-how about these clams? And this fish? And these other clams? And whatever this is? And these veggies?... s-so many choices!...

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It is! Especially when you are an assassin!


Being an assassin sounds like fun...

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What do you prefer?

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Don't make it sound like some kind of goal.


O-oh, I like clams and u-um, p-plants... and o-other things... n-not humans though... o-or rocks...
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I call it my No-Looky Device. From what Doc has told me, depending on the mental strength of people, it would make the user practically invisible to others. Even if they are making sounds and doing things. I think it is pretty much, send brainwaves that makes people not pay attention to you. Watch.
*Screams, and nothing happens around us*


*Looks intrigued*
T-that sounds useful!...
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What can you eat?

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Do you have a way to make sure other people don't see any weirdness?


I-I can eat lots of stuff... not rocks though... well, I wouldn't enjoy them anyway...

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Anytime!
*slides the menu to you*
Whatever you want.

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Already done.


*Looks at the menu*
W-wow!... I can have all of these!?...
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Whoa there. Okay.
*smiles*
Good! Just don’t drink too much before we eat.


R-right!... w-when can we eat?
*Licks lips eagerly*
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Just relax, amigo.
*takes the cup of water and pours three packets of salt into it and stirs it*
That good for ya?


*Takes a sip*
*Proceeds to drink all of it*
Y-yeah!...
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No, they need to be properly buried.


O-oh... b-buried... r-right... o-okay then...
*Looks a bit anxious*
*Shakily nods*
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