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Salem Vicarious, Lord of Lost Things

@The Irish Tree @Lugubrious

"C'mon Uncle Graft, I might look like a child, but I'm not stupid," Salem pouted, "I have plenty of outfits and bodies I could switch to to look more like Sis, and of course we'd be posing as travelers, maybe...orphans?" He said this last word a little slower and louder just to see if it made anyone uncomfortable about their current predicament which, at least to Salem, was like losing their parents. Then, deciding not to be too abrasive, Salem patronizingly added, "Of course, Uncle Graft does look human enough, so your plan is as good as mine...if not better."

Despite behaving like a brat, Salem did respect Director Graft, even though Salem knew of the tension that had existed between Dr.Drd and Lord Brushen Penn. But Dr.Drd was the kind of person to make enemies of those he admired, and despite his jealousy towards Brushen Penn's creations, Dr.Drd had openly admitted to Salem on numerous occasions that he felt the Factory was truly a marvel. So when Rodias laid out his plan, Salem wasn't exactly miffed, having offered to scout not because he was curious about the village, but because he actually thought it made the most sense, and Rodias' plan was not too far off, logic-wise. Nor did getting paired with Graft rub Salem the wrong way either, but when Rodias reached out to touch Salem's shoulder, the doll momentarily flinched, pulling away from the touch, but caught themself, stopped, and allowed the physical contact to happen.

With the meeting adjourned, and Graft and Salem ordered to wait for Rodias, Salem was already trying to think of ideas to surveil the surroundings. Hovering over to Graft so they could travel together to the foyer, Salem was unsure how sore Graft would be at having his idea dismissed by Rodias, so decided to be just a little more tactful than usual. "It's a shame, Sis Kath is going to scout. I'm sure for our project, having a librarian to help us find the best scrying spells would be very beneficial. Hey! Here's an idea! I might be putting the cart before the horse, but what if we sold dolls? Dolls with my eyes in them? As the product spreads, as I'm sure they will thanks to your business acumen, so does my vision! I can report on everything I see! Oh, but there is an upper limit to how many eyes I can manage... Maybe we'll still need a scrying spell after all...?" Salem mimed a pensive look, while continuing to hover alongside Graft, hoping that by proposing a business opportunity and getting Graft's creative, mercantile juices (literal and figurative) flowing would assuage any lingering resentment.
  • Chateau Chef (Cook-bot)
  • Chief Torturer (Made for Crowd-Control annoyance in area)
  • Court Jester (Made for tuh lulz)
  • Royal Alchemist (Potion-bot)
  • Head Enforcer (Weaker version of Wandering Executioner)
  • Royal Concubine (Dress-up Mannequin)
  • Master of Trade (Auction House-bot)

A few suggestions/ideas~


I'll have you know, the position of Dress-up Mannequin is taken, thank you very much.
I've tentatively reserved spot 3 or 6 for my character. I'm flexible so if anyone wants one of these spots, I'll take the other one.
@Lugubrious wait, can Director Graft pass as human?

Eileen Fang // Ailanthus Altissima (Tessa)
:: The Streets of Thorinn // Thorinn ::

"Done parkouring around town?" Tessa asked. She was slightly annoyed at the red head for the trouble of hunting her down, but she knew better than to make any attempt to restrain the free-spirit. Despite it all, Rael showing up was quite a relief, though Tessa didn't let it show on her face. She was ready to shoo away the others that she had roped in to help locate Rael, since they had outgrown the use she had originally enlisted them for, but Graves seemed to want to allow them to join the party. It wasn't a bad idea, so she didn't stop him, but she was starting to regret her initial rudeness, just because it would make working with them difficult if they held it against her. Not that she was ready to apologize for it either. Never show weakness.

While keeping an ear to the introductions and trying to think of the newcomers' place in the party, Tessa gave her attention to Tif instead. "So what's new with you? I assume if you've been training, that you're ready to try your hand at PvE again? You are in, right? I'd hate for our party to be diluted with noobs and RPers." She shot a skeptical glance at Alex, Zero, and Eaudenil.
Salem Vicarious, Lord of Lost Things

Rodias' announcement that the other Sable Lords were missing came as a significant shock to Salem. Salem's creator had already been missing for a while so one would think that the announcement would have a lesser impact on Salem, however, Salem interpreted the sudden disappearance as a willful act of abandonment, reminding Salem of it's own loss. Various knick-knacks in the room rattled in place as Salem telekinetically reached out, wanting to throw a tantrum and upturn the room in chaotic betrayal. But the items stopped rattling as a cold, jaded rationale settled upon the doll while a disgusting smirk crept across Salem's face.

Being invited to the table, a mischievous thought entered Salem's head. If being a 'good boy' and waiting for Dr.Drd to return had not worked, then perhaps the only way to get the attention of their fickle Sable Lords was to act out. Salem hovered over, finding Dr.Drd's seat that had been empty for so long. Salem then plopped down into the chair in an irreverent and disrespectful pose, with Salem's knees draped over one armrest, while Salem's elbow sat on the other, the arm propping up the doll's head. Besides, without the other Sable Lords, it only stood to reason that the Chapter Keepers took up leadership positions at the table to keep the Chateau running. If obedience was not enough to warrant their creators' attention and praise, perhaps open rebellion and impudence would get them to come back. However, Salem was shaken out of this pose by Rodias humbling himself to the Chapter Keepers. At first Salem felt disgust, and it showed on the doll's face. The hierarchy had always been absolute. According to Salem, the Sable Lords obviously didn't rule with love, so they had to rule with power. It disgusted Salem that Rodias would show weakness in front of all the Chapter Keepers instead of taking responsibility as a parent leader and at least projecting the illusion of stability. Salem was about to lift Dr.Drd's chair off the ground and smash it over Rodias' head in a fit of rage before Rodias swore that he would never abandon them, causing Salem instead to sink into the chair limply.

For the rest of the conversation, Salem sat there in silence, the doll's elbows on the table, Salem's face buried in its palms, trying to get its act together. Many of Salem's axioms had been violated, yet it came with a strange relief. Salem also had to come to terms with the fact that no amount of waiting would ever bring Dr.Drd back. Salem wasn't ready to swear fealty to Rodias just yet, but they weren't going to oppose him in any way either. Instead they would continue to play the part of the precocious toy as a front while sorting out their own thoughts.

Salem listened as Rodias explained the situation, confirming the doll's own observations from telekinetic eyes placed outside the castle. Several options were given for how to deal with the nearby village, few of which pleased Salem. "If we want to acquire as much information while revealing as little about ourselves, the best option is infiltration," Salem offered, "Ashara has a human form, and I look enough like a human child, that it only makes sense that the two of us go into the town disguised as siblings, mingle with the townsfolk, and find out as much as we can, while gauging their reaction to the sudden appearance of the castle. Isn't that right, sister?" Salem turned their head in an uncanny rotation, to smile at the busty fox.
Alright, character done, just need to solidify where she lives.

Depends what being ordered. Given its signature dishes are home made foods and meaty stews etc, they could be a little more expensive than average but it's big portions and good food. It's worth the price.

The teas and other smaller items be the lower price ranges though. It's not all big meals,


Okay, as long as its worth it relative to quantity. My character might be a semi-regular.
@Archmage MC With Light being a Void Being, is she technically an undead or not?


I think Salem counts as undead. Their race is listed as ghost and poltergeist, and they are technically a lich in that their soul is stored in a phylactery. But they are also a construct.
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