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Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

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Although I am buying an AK and tricking it out (my roommate and I are buying matching twinsies PSAK-47s because South Carolina) so that I can blast shit on the island's range. In style.

@TheEvanCat

Oh snap. I plan on getting some sort of Arsenal AK, 5.45x39 variant. Gonna drop all the dollars to trick that bitch out like this.

Will be glorious.

By the way, I may want to eventually steal the 14th, 222nd, and the 239th from you.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

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I'd rather take a slingshot made out of a used condom, throwing a wadded up ball of wet tissue than the M9.

I get to play with Glocks with the SRT team. If I could pack a Glock I'd be a happy camper.

Glock lyfe is real.

@TheEvanCat

Shiet mah Nigga, dem Glocks be where it's at. Carry a G22 mashelf. The M9 is Terribad. Let's also consider the Corps M9s are like, 90s stock.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

Only amatures stop to shoot a pistol.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

So I've been thinking of getting back into this shit. But I won't do it unless I get to clean up Germany's canon and pretty much undo Feo-era Germany and all the weird shit that happened afterwards as a result of me trying to make sense of it.

I was talking to Vilage and he was helping me come up with a history that makes more sense. I was writing something but then took a break and forgot about half of it. But basically, new Germany, for starters, will not be Prussia. That shit's weird.

I suck at writing sheets so I don't know when I'll have something up.

@Pepperm1nts

It's a shame we don't have the technological advancements from Nazi Germany. I would be able to overlook literally anything if I got my Half tracks and MG-42.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

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@Vilageidiotx

Dat Poland Ball

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

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Are we just one upping each other now? Do you just want to drop trou and whip out the shlongs and rulers already?

@TheEvanCat

Come on mate, we haven't even done the pissing part of this contest.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

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> 0030
> "Hey man, the CQ wants you to restock the company store"
> I don't have pants on
> "Meet us outside in ten"

@TheEvanCat

>Commander wants everyone at the armory to draw weapons for a hump at 0730.

>SgtMaj tells platoon leaders 15 minutes prior.

>Platoon Sgt tells squads 30 minutes prior.

>Squad leader tells teams 15 minutes prior.

>Team leaders. "YO this is fucking stupid! Come on guys let's get fucking piss-ass drunk".

-The average sustainment March.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

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We call this a "tasking." You can never say no.

@TheEvanCat

"HOOMAN SOLDIER! Ranger up, 1stSgt needs bodies for a working party. You're moving Portashitters."

-Every SFC ever.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

@Dinh AaronMk

Of course, it's to be expected in a situation such as that. Just gotta take a slice of the pie, as it were.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

@Dinh AaronMk

Well, they'll start splitting up until I get my people to start putting military officers on his payroll. ;D Converting the forces of a failing state isn't usually all that hard. The promise of pay and and work usually does it pretty well.