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4 days ago
Current Hot take, but I'll allow it.
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4 days ago
Beer is liquid bread. Pop-tarts are ravioli. Corn dogs are Popsicles. I will not be explaining.
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11 days ago
Having a panic attack? Try shaking your ass to the Mama Mia soundtrack instead.
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29 days ago
In that case, *I* am looking for six men to sacrifice.
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3 mos ago
Even as a waitress, I'm tired of the excessive tipping culture. Just please remember your servers make below average federal minimum wage. If service is shit, service is shit though.
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Haley ★ 24 ★ Taurus ★ EST ★ Casual Level Group Writer


Welcome fellow writer. I go by many names, but you can call me Haley or pretty much anything else. I stick to causal level groups here on the forum. I have a soft spot for thunderstorms, dark humor, strong coffee, animals, pretty words, feminine rage, mythologies, and all things that go 'bump' in the night. I've lived in the same small southern Appalachian town my whole life, and aim to travel one day. I'm open to the occasional random conversation, but please do not message me asking to write one-on-one; it's simply not something I do these days.

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Say what?


Well no one truly knows what Jesus looked like, we can only guess. But anyway. The Catholic church commissioned Michael Angelo to paint Jesus, and the closest Michael had ever been to heaven was with his lover. So yeah. Jesus is a bottom.
- How if Caesar would have died just a little sooner, we'd still have the Library of Alexandria.
- The Sumerian tablets and the fact they're locked under the British Museum.
- Anastasia Nikolaevna.
- How most women I speak to know what 'the bag' is. (Or suitcase, necklace, etc).
- How Europe has gone through so much religious persecution, we'll never really know much about the original, true Native people of that land or the gods they worshipped.
- The 70 something year old veteran that handed me a twenty dollar tip in cash and said: "I fought for our freedom, not for our government to rob us."
- The person I would be if my biological father won custody of me and if I had grown up in Virginia.
- Where my first best friend, Jaydon is now. Her mother was a traveling nurse, and she was the new kid in first grade. We spent so many nights at each others houses and then one day she was just gone. Last I heard, she moved to New Mexico.
- The fact that the current depiction of Jesus that most worship is actually a portrait of Micahel Angelo's gay lover.
- Salem Witch Trials.
- The Tudors.
- Death. Mine, someone else's. Murders. Illnesses. Just death.
- Anne Boleyn
- Princess Diana
- Syliva Plath
- Marina Abramović's 'Rhythm 0'.
- Marilyn Monroe's death.
- Hozier's appearance in The Wiggles.
- A lot more random stuff I'm forgetting and will most likely share later.


I don't wear much jewelry as I've gotten older, and honestly I'm not sure why that is. If it's not 'permanent' (one of my piercings), then I'm most likely not wearing it. The only pieces of jewelry that I do where that aren't in my head is a ring on each hand. The first is just a simple gold ring that my mother use to wear when she was my age. I wear it on the middle finger of my right hand. On my left ring finger is a silver ring with an infinity symbol that my mother got for me as well. She says that it's a promise to love myself.
I celebrate both Solstice and Christmas.
After being a waitress for five years and always working this time of years specifically, I'd like to think there's not much that can surprise me anymore.

I'm wrong.










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