Tatterdemalion

Breathless Dead

Redana considers carefully. A good question has to demonstrate not only comprehension of the material but the vision to build upon it and make connections to previously learned material, because that is what is expected of an empress. But what can she say? Most of what she has known about ships up to this point is on how to deploy them, how to manage construction requests and delays, and practical knowledge stolen from planetary romances and contraband codices.

“Is the Engine a sun?” It sounds so stupid even as she asks. “I mean... are they sacred to Apollo? I’ve always wondered, but nobody ever thought I needed to know that. If they are, did he teach us how to make them, or did Hermes, or did Haephestus?” The words tumble out faster, as if getting squeezed from a press. “And how do the engines harness its power for propulsion? I haven’t had the chance to look at them yet, but Vasila said it was too dangerous to meddle with them without good reason and the blessing of as many gods as would listen...”

Dark Age (playtest): The Lands of Pendragon

Oh, Constance! How your cheeks burn with shame when you come to yourself. This is undignified! You have made a scene! You take a seat, accepting a glass gratefully and sitting among the Duchess's advisors. You move your legs nervously, tempted to pull them close to yourself, silently willing everyone to turn their eyes away from you and back to the list.

Ah, the joust! Which has stopped being a joust; your champion has dismounted! You watch her with mingled shame and curiosity; shame that you still do not remember her name, but curiosity at seeing the way she handles that mock-ax. How will she handle it? Will she move with the irresistible strength of a mountain or the subtle grace of a river? Your heart is a faint and feeble thing in your chest, but still you watch.

Fellowship: The Heart

Ailee!

The smell of the flower blooming is indescribable. Lenses and speakers bud and blossom, glowing from within, as you are examined in turn. The Bees buzz furiously and agitatedly; some throw themselves against the metal flower and burst in a shower of sparks, while others lash out and sting you because you’re the closest thing to sting. Throbbing waves of growth cause showers of static as the flower looms over you.

“Welcome to Wormwood Station!” The voices of the speakers entwine like snakes fucking, one black and jagged and rusty, one shining neon sugarpop. “Please be mindFUL and follow all POSted secuRIty measures! Security is [bzzzzzt] byword! Report SUSpicious aCTivity to your near [bzzzzzzt] injury, maiming or DEATH. Mind the Gap! Mind the Gap! Mind [bzzzzzzzt]!”

***

Lucien!

You’re halfway up the shaft when there’s a gravitational inversion. Up becomes down, and down, unfortunately, becomes up. This means that you’re now hanging upside down to a rusty elevator chain, trusting in your core strength to not hurtle down to your doom far above.

The other problem is that the crashed elevator far, far below is hurtling down towards you with a hideous screeching sound, like a bat out of some terrible hell. You have to outrace the descending elevator to an exit without falling to your doom!

***

Jackdaw!

The Chief Squeaker crumples and begins to sob. They sob so hard and with so much volume that salty puddles begin to form. Wait, no. There are waves moving in them.

In no time at all, there are waves breaking against the carefully maintained glass dunes, waves glittering like ice, but infinitely sharper.

And that’s when the floor underneath buckles and gives way, sending everyone in torrents below.

***

Coleman!

You get your answer when the water starts leaking from the roof. Wolf and you react almost at the same time, scrambling for cover as the roof caves in underneath water and glass and screaming mice and kobolds.

But as you’re scrambling together (and, one might note, Wolf leads the scrambling, as she’s still got you on a leash), you see a familiar raggedy fox on her way down...

Breathless Dead

It is vital that each and every member of the Pantheon receives their due from the Empress-to-be; one careless slight might bring disaster down upon everyone’s heads. So Redana has a checklist. Every morning. Without fail.

Each shrine receives its own careful attention. Zeus, depicted in victory over the leviathans of the deep, gets fresh cubes of frankincense in her brazier. Before Apollo’s shrine she kneels in the lotus and recites the Thyssian Koans. She pours salt water from a horse-head jug over the icon of Poseidon and sings the tuneless Apophic Hymn, dreaming of seeing the crash and swell of nebulas as her tone rises and falls. She clears the rotting, spoiled fruit from Hera’s shrine and relentlessly replaces them with farm-fresh produce. The freshly-minted Binaric obol will be gone before she leaves the room, for Hermes comes and goes as he pleases, slipping freely between the seconds. Blindfolded, she sits in front of the jagged bismuth altar of Dionysus and listens to the holy madness of the Maenadarium record with her hands pressed firmly against her lap, refusing to give into panic.

But lastly there is the shrine to Athena. It is pure and mystically clean, flawless and cold. The bust of the goddess is in an old Atlas style, made of high sloping rectangles melded into her profile, sharp and ominous. And here she kneels and refers to Athena, and Athena only. Here she reads from the Principles of War and the blood chills in her hands as she feels the eyes of Olympus upon her.

And here, she never experiences the second face of the goddess.

***

There are things that Redana could (and wants to) say. She wants to ask about Ares, and if Iskarot knows a version of Athena Devouring Her Brother that she does not[1].

But this is important. This is important. Iskarot wants her to remember this. But it’s not philosophy, or history, or strategy, or legal studies; it’s engineering. It’s reverence and a series of steps to placate something vast and dangerous that could destroy her without a thought. Redana has been dealing with those her whole life.

So she stares, and doesn’t say a word, and makes a checklist in her head, step by step. And while she might not understand the why, she can understand the do...

***

[1]: Redana very much wants to know if there is a version of this story that doesn’t make her existentially terrified if she thinks about it too long[2].

[2]: Cannibalism is forbidden even the gods[3], but Athena swallowed her brother’s bones and flesh. She is a walking paradox, an inflection point in the way the world works[4]. Some of Redana’s first nightmares were about Athena swallowing her whole[5].

[3]: ”The virtue of Zeus is not that she is able to eat of the Shameful Feast and remain pure; the virtue of Zeus is that she possesses the insight to be in all things within the laws that bind even Olympus. The rebuke of King T——— is for his hubris; that he would dare attempt to trick Zeus Panopticus into consuming the flesh of the murdered dead is proof enough of his folly. Yet, surely also, his consignment to Tartarus reflects the severity of the crime he attempted to pander Zeus into committing, and the weight of judgment that would fall on her in turn...”
— Aspcleon of Tarrat, The Joviad.

[4]: ”And for such crime was Cronos of the Bloodied Sickle overthrown. O Chiefest Calamity! O King of Utopia! The black seed of his act choked that mythic age, the days before the gods themselves. So was paradise darkened, and all manner of thing brought to ruin; and you think yourself his better? It would be better for a man to throw his aged parents out into the wilderness than to reenact the first and gravest sin...”
— Anonymous, A Condemnation of that Detestable Perversion, V-X-R-E

[5]: Alexa must never find out.

Dark Age (playtest): The Lands of Pendragon

You know that visions and forewarnings of the future are a natural part of the world. You further know, Constance, daughter of giants, that they are drawn to you like metal to a lodestone. It is for this reason that you walk like a madwoman to the tournament, your eyes unseeing, as if struck dumb by grief. Your mind reels and whirls as you feel the weight of what you have seen: death in Lostwithiel, war between the king and the duchess, Merlin reclaiming the treasure he left in your safekeeping. Will you fail, Constance? Is this your doing somehow? Or are you the only one who may avert it? Or is this fated to be, and your struggle against it will only bring it about?

No. You rally within yourself as you mount the steps, your feet sure on the path that has seared your eyes. If it will be, then you will struggle against it in vain hope. Better to take arms than to lay them aside.

The shocked face of the duchess swims before you. You are in the royal box, and this is where you are meant to be. There is the crack of lance upon lance, the crack of doom upon Lostwithiel.

“I see Lostwithiel stand against the crown,” you pronounce, too loud, too wild. “Against a black sea and a silver surf, the unicorn stands alone. I have seen a sword returned to its keeper; I have seen brother standing against sister. The land cries out its grief in days to come.” The words ignite in you; you stand tall and straight like a brand leaping to life against the night sky, and then just as suddenly crumple like ash. Your footing is unsteady; someone pulls you into their grasp to keep you from falling limp into the stands.

[An 8 — you fill the Duchess with faith, yet a complication arises.]

Masks: BABYLON MUST FALL

Set!

The Seneschal would have submitted. He really, really would have! But he’s furious over how you came in and made him look like a fool. He’s got that look on his face that Jezcha gets when she’s losing a game and won’t admit it, the kind that says she’s about to flip the board over or leave in a huff. With a furious cry, he executes a flying kick.

And this is it. This is your chance. Double or nothing. He’s overextended and you can punish him, show him your power, leave him at your mercy. Wouldn’t Marianne be proud?

The only trick is that if you, to quote that old movie, choose instead to stand still, get hit in the face, and roll around and die, things will be decidedly less pleasant.

***

Shamash!

Your prey stumbles around like she’s high. Where’s the challenge? Is she playing some dangerous game? Perhaps she’s simply panicking because your helm is automatically cutting out her attempts at affecting you, extended across the entire arena. The crowd screams, or cheers, or wails; is there a distinction?

She carries your spear, but you are a High God. At your signal, your chariots fire down into the arena. Your furnace flares white hot as you lift one hand and create a crown of light. Let all behold your wrath! With a twist of your wrist, your spatial drills create a path to the child, and the cannon blasts follow, tearing open the arena’s sandy floor and knocking her from her feet.

In another moment, you are upon her; now that you have the opportunity, you intend to toy with your prey. Fling her around a little bit. Hurl her into a wall. The like.

***

Canada!

Mark a Condition, and Take A Powerful Blow.

Dark Age (playtest): The Lands of Pendragon

Yes, Constance, why do you still feel discontent? Could it be that you have not performed a miracle, like the wild and hoary fey in the days before men came to the Isle? Could it be that faith is a heavy yoke, and heaviest on those who labor without a sign?

That is why you slip away from the crowd after permitting the winsome knight to carry your scarf and enter the keep for a moment, accepting a drink in the cool and the dark. You are welcome here. And it is here you rest your forehead against cold stone and ask for a sign. Some sign that Lostwithiel will be safe under your care.

Outside, through the window, the tournament banners stream. It will be unusual for you to arrive late, but if you go right now, as you are, you will rise from your seat and march up and down the aisles like a madwoman, snapping nervously at sky and earth alike.

You seek the Otherworld, but roll a 5.

Breathless Dead

“Chaos, right! Right, chaos, yes. I can do chaos,” Redana says, like a liar. She might be spontaneous, but her approach to the secrets of the machines tends to be largely straightforward; it is the direction of her path that is usually unexpected, not the steps she takes while traversing it.

Still, the gods have spoken. Or one god has spoken. The really scary one. Ares, fearful and bloody-handed, has approved of the way she thinks. This is not concerning in the slightest.

She takes up the D-Scythe, closes her eyes and breathes, and feels the incredible power flowing through it. She holds the power of unmaking in her hands. One cut, one blow, and two things that were one will come undone.

Without conscious intention, she slips easily into Epistia’s battle stance: daughter of Ares, scythe-wielder. The tethering cable will keep her from doing the spins and flourishes, but when she steps forward and makes one clean, steady blow, it is as if Epistia was guiding her hands through the stroke.

***

”And it’s cheer up, my lads /
Let your hearts never fail /
The bonny ship the Diamond /
Goes a-fishing for the whale...”

This is the only part of the song that Redana can remember. It is stuck in her head, so it is going to be the only thing she is capable of singing while she works for the foreseeable future. She’ll be cutting and letting the Hermetic follow behind with the omnifoam, and then she’ll break out into the same lines cheerily, absently, as her mind slumbers beneath the simple work.

”And it’s cheer up, my lads /
Let your hearts never fail /
The bonny ship the Diamond—”

There it is. The sound of the scythe has become something like the clink of wine glasses at a feast. She stops, untethers it, sets it down gingerly, and hops back on a leg and a half. There’s a tense moment as she and Iskarot stare at the ominous device.

“Well, that’s not so—“

And that’s when one of the focusing crystals implodes, and Redana dives for the deck with a shrill scream, bearing Iskarot down with her.

It turns out that twisting so that you cushion the fall of a Hermetic is not, in fact, a Smart Idea[1].

“I’m okay,” comes a faint squeak from underneath the saffron robes as the D-Scythe cools and hisses.

***

“Be careful,” Iskarot buzzes. Sweat trickles down Redana’s forehead; she blinks it away from her eyes. She has her knife out, held flush against her forearm, her muscles coiled and ready to strike. Even her throbbing leg is bearing up underneath her right now; she has little choice. If she falters, if she looks away, if she fails, she is dead. She’ll have time to lie face-down on the floor and wish her leg could be quietly and conveniently removed later.

This is one of the greatest challenges of her ability that she has ever faced. Even the Olympics were only preparation for this moment. The world narrows until it’s just the three of them.

Then the giant crab swings the D-Scythe straight into a load-bearing wall.

***

[1]: It is, in fact, much like attempting to cradle an engine block as it falls so that you can cushion it with your soft, fragile body.

Fellowship: The Heart

Lucien!

What’s going on here? Pretty obvious. You’re about to be hunted for sport by a bunch of cannibals. The threat of cannibalism is actually a really big part of pulp novels about the Heart, and you know the warning signs: big inviting grins, bones and body parts being a fashion statement, protruding ribs, and physical mutation and horn growth. Yep, this is some textbook cannibal tribe shit you have gotten yourself into. Probably worship that Angel, too.

What will happen if you get away? You’ll end up in another disaster, probably, but that one might not want to eat you or blow you up, so, hey, progress! Whatever’s going on, it’s unlikely you can get out of it completely without some help from the likes of Coleman or Ailee.

What in the environment could hurt you? Well, the Owls with adorable little knit collars that are popping out of the vents around you. Trained Owls. My god. Those cannibals are definitely missing fingers, ears, and tendons from the effort. Their hoots are ominous as they hop and scuttle towards you, extending their retractable talented forelimbs.

What’s the safest way out? Good question! Not the vents. Not the store passageways. Not the cafe with the angel inside it. But if you can get over to that elevator shaft, scramble up it, and crack open a door higher up? The Owls can’t fly up that high with their fluttering jumps, and the cannibals won’t have good lighting for shooting you down.

Good luck.

***

Ailee!

The hive deliberates. This takes longer than you probably want, but the Bees have to debate amongst each other: are you what you claim to be, are you aligned with Calamity, are you part of the Working. The glyphs were for your benefit; you have to watch them and consult the book to eavesdrop on their discussions.

Then the Bees begin rhythmically lighting up a passageway, indicating that you should follow. You descend, and come out in what once might have been a ticket office.

The room is calcified. Thick pulp and wax have turned manuals and pamphlets into solid blocks, and the only break in the slick glaze all around is an iron spike growing out of the ground, rusty and malignant, twisted into some strange floral form.

The Enemy, the Bees around you signal. The Enemy, The Enemy. Friends = scattered, lost. An animal that consumes other animals. Danger.

Exit? Remain? Destroy?

***

Jackdaw!

“The law is avarice. Rule by want. And I want what you have more than you do, as you can plainly see.” The Chief Squeaker pulls out a scale, which seems to be favoring one side very definitively. Then the scale is gestured at emphatically before being folded back up. “Now, hurry up, hurry up, before I make up my mind about what I’m going to turn you into! Probably a kobold. But if you move any slower, maybe a bug!”

***

Coleman!

“Why?” It’s almost snarled. “Crew?” This seems to satisfy her for a moment, as she rolls it over in her head. “Crew. Needed. Mmhm.”

She lets you up, but doesn’t remove the carabiner. This is a little awkward, but it seems rather important to her that she have the ability to knock you down or drag you around. “Scattered? Disaster. Skeleton crew. Bonecrackers, Angels, Squeakers, Bees. Owls in pipes. Dead. Minimum?”

Bonecrackers? That sounds ominous, doesn’t ring a bell. Squeakers? Rats, bunch of dragon cultists and surreal imperialists. Angels? Heart-fauna, very dangerous. Bees? Unlucky, possibly invasive species. Owls? Pack hunters, go for the hamstrings.

Breathless Dead

The D-Scythe is heavier than it looks. While she’ll be able to go at a slow walk (necessary, to be gentle on the splint), it’ll still be one titanic workout for her. That’s good. She likes workouts.

“Are you sure we shouldn’t tell the Captain first?” She turns the bleakly heavy weapon over. This thing scares her a little bit, the longer she holds it. Like it’s judging her, handling her, deciding whether she will be an acceptable wielder or whether it will decide to slip and take her apart piece by piece. She holds it firmly. Show no fear. Be Imperial.

“Because once I begin the work,” she adds, thoughtfully, “I don’t think it will want for me to stop. I mean, beyond the problem of having to go back and reweld everything.”