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If you run into flat earthers in an alleyway you just need to go around the corner and they'll stop following you.
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How romantic... and yet also all the things a Lich would say methinks...
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We will be serving guests this Thanksgiving. So if you wish to attend be prepared to be roasted and carved...
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Thomas Richard Harrison

Location: Gorlf Northern Territory: Ahead of the Caravan.
Interacting with: Pain. Possibly Kyra.


Gods of Luck, Chance, and Probability.
May thy cosmic ears hear my single plea!
And the favour of the Gods be with me!
Let my fortune to thy glories be blest,
A prayer to reap in my sweet success,
A prayer to ward off my dire duress,
Favour me always, oh gods of the game,
Grant me good fortune: Remember my fame,
But when cometh the folly: forget my name,
Bless'd be the roll which favours my die,
Curse'd be the roll upon which I die.

-The Prayer of the Roller


Impossible. Well perhaps not quite impossible, however but highly unlikely. Improbably really. Of all things that could be, may be, perhaps even would be, that a farmboy-turned-mage survived? The metal man fell first of course as the party's designated tank. Yes, every team assembled had critical roles to fulfill, as any old adventurer could tell you in a myriad of ways. And yes, it was better to take advice from an old adventurer than a dead one, usually because the dead ones were the ones that did not survive. Unless of course the olds ones still living were the cause of their deaths, be it through betrayal, cowardice, or worse, refusing to do what their designated task was. However, usually it was blind, stupid luck that was the most common reason for death for adventuring types, usually.

As such what terribly bad luck was it that the armored holy-squire just happened to be the first man down? Stabbed by an arrow between the joints of his greaves, just above his shin guards but below his thigh, where the plating met to bend. And more, the arrow didn't just embed itself in the flesh, but also managed to puncture the popliteal artery. What bad luck was it then for the paladin-in-training to have attempted to lay-on-hands himself trying to cure light wounds? Well it would have worked, if he had hands. Yes those savages cut off his hands. Hewing his praying palms clean off with a battle axe before ending the man's misery. And while this is certainly no time to make jokes, the Bard has to make a quip about fallen Paladins.

And that was why the bard was next. It was either for that really bad joke, or perhaps for attempting to break the fourth wall, or worse playing really bad music. It appears the orcs did not appreciate the musicality of a Halfling bard. It was not everyday that one decides to use the power of music to manipulate one's enemies, but for the former minstrel, promises of large women, and larger stacks of coin were better than drunk tavern patrons. But these Orcs did not seem to apperciate his talent or jokes given that they had lopped his head off after deciding the noisy shortpint was next. Perhaps they prefer a half-elf, although certainly an full elf bard would be better. There's just not too much meat on a Halfling after all, being so puny and diminutive. Not that must orcs would even say diminutive, but for the sake of the story, go along with it and pretend these orcs are somewhat civilized. Civilized enough to say that the comic relief's punchline was just cut short.

Which left the duo of adventurers from the original four in frantic panick of what to do next? Several orcs remained, and unlike the heavily-armored knight-to-be or the chat-witty man-child, D'ritz did not care to meet the business end of a swung axe. The elven rogue planned to push the young spellcaster in their group into the angry tribe of orcs while he snuck away with the loot, hence through the death of three, the fourth would live. Never trust such a dark elf, especially those who dealt with thieving, lockpicking, and other underground activity. With a surprise, the sneaky cutthroat pushed their unarmored and unarmed mage into the fray of laughing orcs before turning around to dash out of the way. Into the night where the shadowy forest should hide his skin.

"Call!"
A cry of pain.
A body dropped.
How unlucky.

Cold and distant, yet unbearably hot and bright. The stars which tell the stories of eons past. Gaze up at the sky, can you not see them? Pinpricks of light against the brilliance of the ever burning sun, and glimmering candles to the lustrous moon. Yet they were still there, watching, waiting, far off in this realm held aloft on their own ethereal plane. Some scholars believe the cosmos was not truly there, and the lights we see were merely the escaped magnificence of the realm beyond the void. For the world some claim, was merely suspended in the aether, floating in a sea of infinite darkness, the gaps which was that which was not. And the celestial lights merely holes in the fabric of that blackness, punctured through into the world as they shine down upon us. Only the truly powerful know the truth. And the secrets of the astral sea would remain just that: secret.

Bear the pain, the sensation of your body freezing, your lungs gasping for air. And yet your boiling blood screams as you swell up until your body explodes. The light so blinding, and yet you are the light. How much longer would it be? How much more could your body take? For the human body could only withstand so much, the imperfect vessel for raw power. Skin already splitting, blood escaping, and with it the arcana. Fracturing the cracks of the porcelain doll, shattered as the spider-web cracks laced themselves from his arms and legs towards the core. Just a bit longer, push through the burning, the pain of existing here in this plane recalled by the stars which guide us. No, no more, any longer and the stars would reclaim their lost brother. End it now, return to the Earth.

The spell ended, and with it, the orcs were gone. Long gone in the distance, and D'ritz was a ghost in the wind. Or perhaps that back-stabbing backstabber was already hewn in half by the orcish raiders. Suppose it was only fitting that the universe reward such heinous actions of pushing the young Thomas into certain death, or worse capture. Even after managing to disappear without a trace, perhaps to the envy of the flabbergasted rogue who might as well be holding a neon sign of crosshairs, there was still a chance those orcs waited around for him to return. Although as fortune would have it, those dim-wits either lacked the patience to wait around for some wizard to come back, or were smart enough to assume that Thomas teleported himself to safety, far, far away and was probably enjoying a dry martini by now. Even if the slim boy looked rather young.

In as such regardless, there was probably something more concerning by now as Thomas screamed lying prone and aggregated. Who could blame him? For his body was wracked with pain, pain to the threshold of death, his experience in the safety of the Star was not without its price. Though his body was unmarred by the physical destruction he had still experienced every agonizing cut across his body. For if the mind perceives pain, then pain is felt, the illusionary becomes real. His skin paled as his form shifted, favouring the moon though he wore the robes of the sun. And his body hot to the touch, a fever set to further his misery. Why did they even accept to weed out those orcs in orc territory? That bard and his big small-Halfling mouth.

Not too far away from where the omniscience may know another adventuring party travelled with a caravan. And yet quite far away, well away for Thomas to be encountered by them as he shouted at the endless sky unable to move his extremities. He had to pick himself up, he had to, bandits and thieves and brigands would make swift work of him. Or more orcs, really it was a rather dense region of orcs. Some half-orcs too, they seemed to be plentiful around these parts. They would also probably like to either kill or kidnap him or whatever they decide was best to do with the young wizard.

Oh, and so would the dangerously-clad woman with hair a whiter than Thomas' skin. How she would react to a screaming boy suddenly appearing a dozen or so paces before her would be interesting. Especially as how after the spectacle of watching him cry out as if he was currently be burned alive or something despite nothing visibly there may make him look like a madman. That and how he suddenly stopped, passing out.

Is this the end for Thomas Richard Harrison?
Is there was such a thing as saving grace,
Or was his roll up and number done?
Should they suffice to save his face,
and the gods with hearts of ice,
they throw the colder dice.
Hrm? Oh boy, I guess I get to completely ABUSE MY UNLIMITED POWER NOW.

Just kidding. Go and post stuff folks.
@BurningCold I've been sitting here waiting for @The Grey Dust to get online all night, and he hasn't showed or answered my pm's. :/


Apologies, My upper back/neck pain was not conducive to staying up late.

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It is actually. If you know the book a bit than yo realize that shasha is slightly based on Mina as well. Mina had to gater information and such on dracula.

But it not the actual bowie knife used to kill dracula. I just love the design of the knife


And don't forget the Kukri knife to slash his throat.
@Ojo chan 42

I don't believe I have. Would you mind reposting 2.0, assuming you've retained the original copy for reference?
Dropping a new character


I have to discuss this with Wraith on the levels of technology we want to introduce.
@the grey dust@BurningCold

Hey Grey. Could you review Burning's new character?


Sure I'll do it tomorrow.

Also just a minor correction, Camelot is in Wales, not England. Thus not beneath London. It's buried under a charming little estate in Caerleon. Which does not currently look like modern depictions as the town has been elevated to let the castle sit beneath it.
I am though I have a few questions about the universe...
"Really? Is that the only greeting you'd offer me?" Bedivere seemed to be more than slightly disappointed. "A man travels nearly three and a half thousand miles across the pond and needlessly slaughters a bunch of henchmen to be hardly recognized? Or introduced..." The dark lord's wit still as biting as ever, far more so as he twirled his blade around, the swinging Caliburn, gyrating around his wrist as the darkness it produced ate away all the remaining lights within this room. And the darker the room was, the most powerful Bedivere would be, a threat to whoever annoys him to set off his rage over being attacked.

"If you don't know who I am already you lowborne-Mutt, then you are not important enough in the hierarchy to know." A rather off-putting remark, cutting at Vladimir who would have been hit with a projectile dead weight of body. Sure it was only what would have been a light toss given Bedivere's current power, but a sixty kilo body would still be a formidable mass at low speeds. Enough to at least ground you had you not realized it was coming. Quite possibly enough to knock the hybrid back and clear the way for Bedivere to conduct his business, nevermind the other two, nor Lucan who was far too overjoyed with being with his sire.

Today was going along swimmingly. If you were swimming in a pool of magma. It was surprising then as how to Bedivere could remain so seemingly calm despite having London attacked. Perhaps it was years of training, or stoicism. Or just the façade of barely restrained anger waiting to be unleashed on the poor city of New York. Or was his mind already thinking twelve steps ahead? Using this tide to his advantage to his benefit? What was a mere city to thirteen? An excuse to wage war has been brought to the table. A need to overthrow the established status quo, impetus for him to act and seize this opportunity. Thus what was there need for excessive rage? For in loss there is much to gain.

"London has also been attacked it seems. Will you not rally in its defense Mithias?" Taking off the white bespoke suit of his and tossing it over to Mithias. "Do clothe yourself though good chap, you are above the fashion of Lord Shane." Although given the nature of the suit itself, should it fit Mithias so comfortably as it did Bedivere? The elder after was a man of refined tastes and did have his attire customized to his measurements. Perhaps as jacket for some modesty, if Mithias can pull off the look. Not that Lucan cared, for to the poor redheaded boy, Mithias was a god to worship. Already obeying his master's voice, the beck and call to be at his master's side, a shadow a step behind him.

"Solider is not a place you'd want to visit Mithias, after all who do you think planted the incendiary device in your vehicle? Certainly not me, but my top agent, well former top agent, has uncovered a lovely cache of information on Solider's betrayal. Your new boytoy here has it uploaded into his magic box, as for me, I must retire back to the Isles soon and have no time for a proper natter. Visit if you wish, although I will have some dealings here in the Colonies to deal with Deon..." A rather long speech as the elder vampire began to walk towards the door after Mithias and friends, passing the younger knight along the way. Wherein the darkness could afford him speed, the vampire lord took his time here, savouring each moment.

And then they felt it. The call. The summons.
The whisper and beckon, just as how Mithias' voice lures Lucan.

"Oh. Well then. It appears we shall be gathered at Carfax soon enough. Just like old times hrm Brother?"

White turned to black, and upon feathered wings the warrior departed.
A new dawn would greet them, and with it a new war.
There into the night, the knight raven sung:

"A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys, holloa, boys, make the bells ring,
Holloa, boys, holloa boys, God save the King!"
@BlackPanther

Very well then, if you are indeed choosing to ignore a body (60kg mass) being hurled at you...
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