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13 hrs ago
Current We will be serving guests this Thanksgiving. So if you wish to attend be prepared to be roasted and carved...
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1 day ago
Actually Wicked isn't "very good", rather quite the opposite really if you think about it.
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7 days ago
Protip. Next time when some young punk challenges you to a boxing match, tell them you first have to beat Mike Bison/Balrog from street fighters.
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8 days ago
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!.... Seize them and cut off their hands!
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9 days ago
A true Caesar salad is eaten piece by leafy piece by stabbing each lettuce leaf with a knife.
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@RomanAria

But Aria... You're so Innocent!
This is not a story for kiddos!
I mean it's dark, and twisted.
Nuanced with gentle allusions.
Nodding at horrific undertones.
You will never see it until the end.
And then it'll be too late by then.
The truth bites down hard on those blind to see.
And I care to share a bit of my madness with the rest of the world.

Yes, it'll have some tongue-in-cheek commentary of course.
It wouldn't be my writing if it was devoid of any winks at the real world.
And I think I'm about halfway done with it so far...
@UmbreonRogue

Actually you can make gold from lead.
You can in theory, via high energy electron bombardment, change the protons without a nucleus of led into neutrons by inducing electron capture. Displacing your electron configurations and all, I'd imagine it is very possible to create a very unstable isotope of the next few element down from lead. Which you'd have to reduce by neutron emission/fission. And keep repeating the process until you are left with gold.
@Bishop

Bob Handwaves the Problem away.

@Buddha
You seem to have a picture of O-Sensei now.
Oh dear.
My twisted mind just came up with a horrific short story for this theme.
An idea that only a sick psychopathic serial killer would probably conceive of...

Should I start worrying about my mental health?
Or should you all start worrying about your physical health when I'm around?
Dun dun duuun!

But no really it's a clever idea and possibly good story telling but the end result is just...
Morbid.
@Lady Amalthea

Edited. I don't think anything changed much.
Now in lieu of interrupting the story and Femnal with an inquiry, Thomas is just thinking aloud.

*Disclaimer for any awkward typos and lack of grammar.
** Romanes Eunt Domus?

EDIT:

Oh and Happy Birthday Sigil.
@Lady Amalthea

Oh that was a supposed to be RETCON.
I'm sorry I'm finding it difficult to use my words right now.

The time edit and the rework of his meditation vs sleep.
And I just misspelled Meditation as Medication in my first attempt :I
I'm not in a state to write >_<
@Lady Amalthea

Oh dear.
Um. I just sent you something before reading your post.
Uhm, please disregard it >_<

Uh I guess the double recon will work if allowed.
Assume you know... You'll be fine with... Y'know.
Agreed on all points. Um... Hrm.
@Lady Amalthea

That's a fair point. I had thought NPCs were static and had some sort of literary device of plot armor round them.
I'd didn't fully expect Femnal to know where Ntaj is per say, could have overhead something. Or just simply state he doesn't know/give a damn and leave Thomas to his meal.

With respect to editing the time down, the character isn't designed that way, so he'd be even more useless with one spell.
@Lady Amalthea

Even with an NPC?
Alright, well then, Um I'm out of ideas since we haven't corrected the time gap.
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