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Thomas Richard Harrison

Location: The Apothecary.
Interacting with: Satilla, The Merchant of Penance (shopkeeper).


"Thanks Satilla, we'll have to think of a way to uh..." A pause as Thomas communicated his uncertain plans to kill the purchased specimens. Would drowning them work? The cage would be a nice holding tank, at least for the six of them, but they had to extract them one by one. Maybe some scalding water? Although Thomas really didn't want to kill all the beetles, ideally keep two specimens for breeding purposes. But that would require sexing the beetles, of which Thomas was no etymologist or was it entomologist? Then again an etymologist ought to know which they were, so entomologist then. But since the elder refused to state where they were obtained from for business purposes, there goes the idea of finding more buggers to make fire beetle babies and start a successful shop across the street from this undead-troubled ghost-town? "... Extract some beetle juice."

"We'll take all six sir, cage and all. And those other ingredients, if you could, I need to stock up on alchemy supplies. Plus we can do an experiment on the carapaces Satilla." Satilla and Thomas in the lab together? What was this some sort of highschool chemistry class? The afterthought of doing experimental alchemy with Satilla came along with the realization that it was her fingers wrapt over his shoulder. The slightest blush tinged those sunny cheeks thereafter, as Thomas' eyes quickly darted away from Satilla and back to the beetles or Shopkeeper, whichever could conceal his self-consciousness. "But I'll just... I mean anyone can attend if they want to watch us."

A single gold coin produced and set on the counter to pay for the beetles and while waiting for the other ingredients and the price of them not yet delineated by the shopkeep. Some more coins would be placed later, but Thomas was wise enough to keep his nice coinpurse from the old man's view. Their business was done for now, hopefully the shelves would hold more things in stock soon, the man had a crystal gem, maybe he might have something else? Maybe a necklace or bracelet, some jewelry for... Well after Thomas manages to get some loot of value from adventuring, maybe then he could. blushing thoughts aside, the young sorcerer returned to the light matters at hand. "I think that will be all, you see anything you need Satilla?"

And perhaps outside the store, as invoked by Thomas inadvertent apparent calling, somewhere a ghost in black-and-white striped pajamas appeared.
Thomas Richard Harrison

Location: The Apothecary.
Interacting with: The Merchant of Menace (shopkeeper), Satilla.


Fire beetles. And not just one, but six. Now Thomas dropped all pretense of getting a decent deal and eyed those beauties with easily discernable awe. Once more that kid in a candy store, or in this case an apprentice in a wizard's shop, those eyes alit with curious wonder, the moment those beetles hit the counter. Each rodent-sized beetle pulsating their glands as they scurried in their confinement. Taking those brightened eyes at a single beetle and watching it crawl from one end to the other of the glass cage, intimately watching with utter fascination. Poor blighters would have to die to make this work, maybe Thomas could keep one alive, keep it as a live specimen? To study of course. Still though a young mage's finger couldn't help but follow one of the insects from the other side of the glass.

"Wow. Six? These are excellent beetles Sir. Where did you acquire them from? These might just work Satilla." A curious boy gave a nod to Satilla, confirming beetles did have the glands the elder spoke of and their properties seemed about right. Or at least what of Thomas could remember reading of them, there were so many insects to account for. One of the more numerous of the animal kingdom, and long when humans are gone, it would be they who inherit the earth. Hopefully Satilla would be the warier of the two given Thomas' seemingly cast off suspicions the moment the beetles were presented with the flare of a showman probably about to con a young man from his money. "And what about the other ingredients? I mean I think I can get away with extracting the gland from the beetle, and crushing the rest of the shell as a powder. I'd need some help of course Satilla, I mean it's a dry potion this time around so it'll be easy."

"It's a shame we have kill one of them. But how much for the lot Sir?" With all the innocence of a man hooked on buying, Thomas finally looked up from his beetles, yes his beetles as if he had already purchased them all. "And for the sulfur, phosphorus and a small gem too if you could be so kind as to measure them out on your scales Sir. I think have the tubes for you..." And with some rummaging, Thomas produced two empty sample tubes from his alchemist's kit, each stoppered with a bit of cork and placed on the table. Hopefully they'd be able to catch that wax shopkeeper too and nab some of her salty Peter.
@Lady Amalthea

I would like to request a knowledge check on fire beetles :)

And maybe a check to see if a substitution might work in lieu of fire scarab.




With a nod the psion confirmed the fairy's question. Where others would speak, he would listen. The wizard prattling on about Phandalin concealing a lost trove of treasure. Wave Echo Cave. There was more to the job it seemed, at least for this amount of pay, and yet only one guard to escort? Supplies were no good to the dead after all, hence why did the dwarf not care to wait for the entire group before setting off on some grand chase for loot? Either way it seemed inadequate protection to bring just one guard to protect you, especially if the maps did indeed lead to Wave Echo Cave. It was interesting what greed could do to the mind, settling for secrets at the risk of one's life. Yet whereas Gundren had failed to provide the details that may have saved his life, this goblin seemed to have spilled the beans with some coaxing. And there were evidently three speakers of the guttural orcish to understand the goblin close enough. See? Was it that difficult to choose one's life over such little information?

Putting it all together, listening to the rag-tag group of adventurers, if they could even be called that really. But it seems they were becoming one with concerns split between escorting the payload as their original objective, or killing anyone or anything that may hinder said objective. Cragmaw castle it seemed was the place to go for a grand adventure, and yet surely they did not lug their dwarven employer the whole twenty miles. But their nearby lair may be a place to start, if they could catch them in time and deal with this Klarg. Counting the corpses they had, the numbers were with them, but goblins could be vile creatures, sneaky and by the battle proven, cunning. Assuming they were telling the truth at risk of their lives, it seemed fruitful to investigate. Yet if they lied, well maybe this was a spiteful trap. And the self-absorbed wizard seemed too interested in setting an example to those already at the heel. And though he was vengeful, there was a noble light of compassion the mute had for the unfortunate. Life was a struggle, and not all were born equal, he should know being incapable of speech.

"Lead us to Klarg." The telepathic voice resounded in the same goblin's head, imprinting the message as the psion rose, skipping meal as it seemed the fairy's dog had no care for horsemeat or scritches. Either a well trained dog, or perhaps one that could smell something wrong with the meat, better than he could. "You will need arms and legs to walk. Bring us to your tribe's lair and we will have reason not to leave you as our wizard suggested." There was a clearing yonder as the mute noticed, implying he knew where to start suggesting to the goblin if it did not show him, he would find a way anyhow. And though covered by foliage, there was a subtle path north, an unnatural clearing where the earth was trodden by presumably goblin feet. Looking back to where the goblin sat with a knowing look, eyebrows offering up the choice of continued cooperation or being little more than a torso left on the side of the road. Something he would have not preferred to do to the goblins, for these had done nothing against him, just that one who tried an attempt on his life. The ones who attacked the half-orc for example were probably more admired by him in their attempts to kill one of the group's liabilities.

Soft woody eyes looked at the group with a nod and a jerk of a tilting head drew attention to the woodland path. With a finger pointed at first Kiki and then the changeling, and finally the doggo-mounted fairy, he selected his subparty thinking to split the group to complete both targets. The supplies needed to be delivered, Bar, Seethe and Elki the cleric could handle that part, then if they so choose, double back around to this location or investigate the named castle. The rest could see if the bugbear still held their employer and escort him back to the town where the supplies awaited. Beckoning with another hand, the psion called for his selected party members to accompany him, waiting for the goblin at the edge of the path to guide them or for Seethe to ask the Barbarian to start breaking some limbs.




Two up, One down, a curious array.
It would seem the middle lever controlled the floor.
Either depressing the central pillar down, or Raising all others up.
A matter of perspective lost as a dead man in a coffin looks out into the world.
And entombed within the stone box, the outside world fades into oblivion.

Whatever happened outside and above AdAM became irrelevant to the mech, a difficulty in hearing the exact words, something about the ceiling, something about a fan. The loudest ones made their voice heard, even through the rising walls. Someone requested whoever was presumably making the floor rise stop. It mattered not, the floor would rise, and if the ceiling was real and the fan was real, the fleshy organics would be crushed or shredded. Perhaps it was a test, whoever brought them here, a test of how the will to live contested the ideals of morality. The mad architect of this place simply running an experiment to test a theory. Was it a sarcastic nod then to the moral high ground was what would kill those currently on the rising floor? Dying as one lived. Morality nevertheless was a concept strange to AdAM, something truly human as he only knew logic and law. Laws unjust or not were social constructs made to govern society, and in the case of natural laws, the very fabric of existence. To break a law was an insult to both, unless the error occurred where in two laws interested within each other's domains. As such, which rule must be followed? Ah alas, more philosophy.

Either way, a logical loop never resounded well and just as he selected the middle lever without calculating the exact odds of said action's repercussions, so too did AdAM gaze upon the configuration within the precious seconds those above him had. At the rate the walls were rising around him, in a short amount of time the party be sent into their graves, calculating the time it took for the pillar to be complete sealed off at the entrance of five feet. AdAM himself had to duck to fit within the confines of the pillar, to which suggested either a smaller entity controlled this facility or designed it. A gnome or dwarf perhaps? Or a more fey or impish entity? And these levers three, staring back like the abyss into which AdAM gazed, their mystery mocked him, teasing him to pull the middle lever back down in an attempt to stop the floor from rising. Logically it would be natural, that an equal opposite reaction be the course to lower the floors back down. Yet if indeed the ceiling was an illusion as was tossed about, they were in no immediate danger save the fan.

Thus perhaps the mechanism of control was not as simple and needed to be tested. There was an expected probability of resetting the middle lever yielding a restoration of everything from his previous action. Yet nothing was gained from this then, unless it was the combination of levers which dictated what the room did. Stacked against the chance of the other two levers functioning to counter the effects of the middle lever was a large leap in logic, but based in sound statistics. There was no guarantee that the floor would descend again with the flip of the switch before him, there was only an observational fallacy in believing that to be an absolute truth. Thus what if one of the two levers presented could create the opposite effect and ground the others? Another 50-50 chance choice then to compute the complex likelihood of one of either lever in their current position would resolve the rising floor by providing a sinking stabilization. Or more in this situation a simplifying assumption could be that the middle lever controlled the rise and fall alone to a limit of grounding, thus what the function of the other two levers remain a mystery. What would happen if all three levers were up?

To solve a problem, it was best to explore every possible solution and understand every possible outcome. As such with the fearlessness of one knowing those above him may be crushed to death as the ceiling may start compressing their skulls with the flick of the switch on the left, AdAM firmly grasped the sinister lever and pushed the position up. What happens now?

A scream above?
Blades whirring down to hack and maim flesh from bone?
Or would he see the eyes of confused sheep, waiting to be harvested?
No, it was better to remain together.
Maybe it was a test of humanity in itself?
To see how far a group of strangers can compel themselves to work together in self-interest.

Thomas Richard Harrison

Location: The Apothecary.
Interacting with: The Merchant of Menace (shopkeeper), Satilla.


No saltpeter? What self-respecting alchemical shop carries no saltpeter? And the reason for the stock? Pishposh, Saltpeter had no such effects. Did it? Something to investigate further, although not in front of good company. A slight color took to the cheeks at the mention of that particular use. Satilla after all a... Never mind, maybe herbalists wouldn't know such a rumored use for nitrates. Maybe the hint the old codger suggested escaped her, although the impotence of a wizard's wand... Well there were potions made specifically for that. Using a combination of rare fish oils, alkalized quicklime, fumes of aqua fortis, and about four other reagents and complex techniques to get tiny amount of usable product for all the materials and time put in. Not that it took much for it to work, but there were more readily available remedies. Which brought Thomas to the idea of substituting a fire beetle in lieu of a fire scarab. Honestly they were the same thing right?

"Mrs. Fritzgivens at the wax shop then?" What horrific uses did she have for 50 grams of purified saltpeter? The sorcerer mused on, saltpeter after all was a rather versatile reagent to use and went by many names. "Okay I'll go see if she still has some. I won't need a lot of fire beetle, I don't even know if it'll work..." Oh, a lie? The old man would lie to Thomas? A man who requested the elements to create an explosive device like a shopping list? Then again, maybe the old shopkeeper was already slightly senile and forgot when he had inventory? Then again there wasn't much inventory to track was there? The bare bones picked nearly clean, but think of all the money he ought to have had selling everything.

"Maybe he's already gone a bit, you know... Off?" Thomas suggested the failing memory was the blame in a hush to his female companion. "Did he have anything else good yesterday that went missing?" Thomas pondered a bit preening his hair with a hand as a wicked thought came to him. A suspicion of who else could be magically inclined in the village? This man had the stock to conduct some rituals after all, and evidently the good stuff was hidden in the back room. Or maybe that wax-shop owner...




"Response: A pleasure.
Statement: This Unit is unfamiliar with this laboratory.
Comment: Agreed, I shall assist on combined efforts to escape.
Statement: This Pillar is approximately five feet tall and noticeably resonant.
Inquiry: Are the walls made to keep us in or keep others out?


More philosophy. It seemed there was a theme here, but when an artificial being desires to become human, was not philosophy the natural discourse? Either way, time was of the essence, AdAM was unsure of how long it had been since his reboot. AdAM 8 required sustenance lest the spider found itself draining some unfortunate petty thief dry, which as unfortunate as it was, had the thief try to provoke or forget to feed then a hungry giant spider was a hungry giant spider. Stalking prey like AdAM 7 would before a deadly pounce, killing anyone as a quarter ton of arachnid dropped from the ceiling down to crush victims like insects. The human body could only take so much pressure before buckling, but it was a matter of force distribution rather than mass for the most part. And a well placed bolt going at the proper speed was far more subtle than a falling eight-legged anvil.

Yet it was time for AdAM, Seven not Eight, to climb down himself and mingle with possible spider food. Examining the series of tubes in momentary consideration before pulling out each line from his old and new body parts. A slight sensation tingled, something humans would call pain, as each cord left the flesh. It was unique, perhaps even enjoyable for being the first time a construct could feel pain. Warforged understood damage and required repair, but pain in itself was not a sensation readily felt. Which in itself was a blessing and a curse, as pain after all was an alarm system to pull oneself away from dangerous things. Taste, pain, what else should AdAM thank his unknown experimenters for? He would like to meet these advanced flesh grafters to see if more could be done. Ideally everything could be replaced could it not? Piece by piece by piece...

With all the restraining tubes removed, the assassin leapt from the table quite professionally with a forward flip, soaring through the dark air in single rotation before planting two feet for a gracious landing. Still not fully gaining control of his new limbs, only 97 percent mastery, with the other 3 percent being interment loss of sensation and fine motor control of distal muscles. Acceptable for now, as it seems his allies were more focused in escape the room they found themselves in rather than asking the question of why they were there to begin with. All with jewels of light embedded into their bodies and gowns, tubes and all, And speaking of gowns, AdAM had little use for his as he tore the sheet off his body, revealing the amalgam of materials organic and inorganic used to make the construct's body. There was nothing to be modest about after all, warforged did not breed, and hence lacked any genitals. Although in the future, to complete his transformation, AdAM would have to pursue a virile male perhaps one from the group if they should find themselves no longer needing to procreate?

"Objection: Do not destroy the walls, unknown structural integrity may cause catastrophic collapse.
Comment: Ample evidence suggests a pre-existing exit, I suggest we search for this alternative.
Statement: This Unit cannot interpret these writings nor identify these reagents.
Comment: I shall take these documents for future analysis.


A quick input of what AdAM thought of randomly beginning to destroy walls. But it seems the two other larger beings in the room thought nothing of using their brains before brawn. What if there were enemies outside the wall? Or deadly gas? Or fluid? Or Fire? Either way, a breach in a contained environment was ill-advised. But perhaps his motives were not entirely pure, for interest in the science and experimentation clearly being done here, a good researcher and doctor keeps notes, status and progress. A quick scan and search of the work benches yielded a few documents in Sylvan and Infernal, neither languages identified by the warforged and thus gathered neatly gathered into a stack alongside a book enwrapt with tiny newt bones forming a binding chain and an impressive adamantine lock. Something to unlock after retrieving his gear, and first finding it, hoping to have found at least a map of the facility they found themselves in.

More fruitful an investigation however was the notice of how the pillar was hollow. Yes there was something strange about the pedestal which he had laid upon moments ago. Given the material it was made of, it seemed to transmit sound with a slight reverberation. As if it was a hollow box that amplified the sound to one side, despite being visualized as having four sides, was this a possible exit? The method of which their captor had placed them all in here? The illusion of a solid mass though a curious hand attempted to touch the surface found naught but air. A crucial finding, at which was too late for the dirty genasi had forced enough of herself through in destroying one of the walls with an arbitrary designation of four. Another way out was conceived, though what dangers ahead of him and ahead of them now lay at the crucial crossing point. Do we venture into the swallowing void? And if so... Which?

"Observation: Geometric analysis of the chamber yields a rectangular volume of 37500 cubic feet.
Comment: I believe this central pillar conceals a possible entry point with detected anomalies.
Inquiry: For those of us attempting to break it, what lies beyond the fourth wall?"


Steeping through the wall unseen but perhaps not unheard by the majority of the rest, the robotic assassin found himself within the pillar faced with a choice of poisoned chalices. Not literal chalices of course, but literary chalices, of those being levers on the wall. Two down, one up. The sinister lever down, the middle path down, and the one on the right erected. There were two positions per switch, if the duality was to be trusted, giving a binary code of at eight different combinations of arrangements. There was also a possibility any one or more of the switches was a master switch or a dummy switch. And how many hours could be spent attempting to dissect the puzzle apart in the mind by playing with probability. A choice presented, a logical analysis to be done until at least until something struck him from behind. One of the tubes so carelessly tossed into the illusionary wall.

Enough thinking. Assuming each switch acted in isolation, that is the order of switches did not determine the function of the group as a whole, there was a one in two chance the switch on the right was placed in the proper position required to maintain the current conditions of the room. There was a one in two chance that each one of the other remaining switches were in the wrong position. Collectively there was a battle of halves and halves, with all sorts of statics to calculate. Yet choosing the middle lever... AdAM committed himself to finding out the mechanics of this hidden alcove. For the man behind the curtain controlled the great mystery outside did he not? Running the numbers a final time, and taking the chances on the death likelihood that the operator would create a suicide lever was rather low, with his new hand of flesh, AdAM pulled the grasped middle switch and flipped the lever up.

Try a Coin Toss,
To be gained and lost,
Tails will save your soul,
Heads will make yours roll.






A fairy riding a dog. Coming from the west along the road. A friend? Or another nuisance to deal with? She was small enough to perhaps over take but, not in his injured condition. Though in suspicion the psion did subtly reach for his dagger hidden in his left sleeve. It was until the small creature attended to his side, and revealed a Harper's emblem. Ah yes the Harpers. One of the more amiable factions within Neverwinter, gatherers of information throughout Faerûn, keepers of the status quo in the shadows. And best of all aided the weak, the poor, and the powerless. Not all who delved in the dark were bad or sneaks, ill-trusted perhaps, but the Harpers had earned his approval, and vice versa. This fairy in particular seemed familiar enough, perhaps their paths may have crossed in the past, and after her introduction, the mute lowered his hesitation and grasped arrow shaft. Bracing himself for the pain once more, his collapsed lung draining the oxygen from the air as best it could, a final inhale before pulling the damned arrow out. A process that winced the mute's body with his inability to scream out as the bloody metal was ejected from the flesh wound. Then the healing words soothed his bleeding flank, the weave woven around as flesh and organ were restored by magic. With a silent nod acknowledging her work, a finger pointed out at Kiki's direction, for the rogue look a little worse for wear herself moments ago, as she ducked into the pursuit of killing every last one of these buggers... It should be fairly obvious to a trained healer that the psion was a mute.

But it seemed just as the man recovered, literally catching his breath as his lung began to balloon back up into a healthier state, the battle was over. Goblins picked off one by one and their Barbarian raging enough to scare the two or so remaining into submission. Killing a chicken to scare the monkey. And the Goblins gathered themselves, dragging their dead one by one and piling up the belongings of their former adversaries and friends. A rather interesting sight to behold much to the psion' amusement, it seemed he was correct about the barbarian, in such a simple man's mind, might made right. And in lieu of benevolence, ruled over his newfound minions with strictest authority. A bit of power and suddenly the true viciousness comes out. Bathed in blood of his own and the goblins, the green giant looked less than jolly, but taking to hacking away the gruesome trophies of goblin skulls, the man looked fine.

That was until Bar decided to confront him about the lack of collectable skull from the Goblin who had crumbled before the psion's vengeance. An overload of psionic power clearly too much for such primitive brain to handle that it burst. Lifted from his recovered state as the man looked around the battlefield, boots grimed with goblin guts from the rampage that was Bar, a large hand taking him by the collar. To which the immediate reaction was to unsheathe the hidden knife from his sleeve, pressing the blade against the orc's bare flesh, letting the steel edge run across as a warning of how close it was. A bit of knifeplay perhaps, tip threatening to pierce the half-orc's chest should he press them any close together. For the monster's breath was still rank, and is body smelled even more foul. If words wouldn't get through to that idiot's skull, then perhaps sinking a sharp knife would for all the sudden aggression. Did the barbarian even stop to consider a thing called personal space? Or that he was expecting words to come from a mute?

Regardless it seemed it was over, and scuffing off his shoulders and cuff the silent member returned the knife to his sleeve, hidden once more for a quick draw such as this. Daggers of the mind did enough, but sometimes it took something more readily observed, a knife to the throat or to cut off some unfortunate man's chances of children. It would be for the better, as their children did nothing to offend him, but to take them in after killing their sire? There was a twisted irony in that. All that aside, the psion silently peered through the looted remains, taking a curious vambrace which with a conceal blade and examining the mechanism cleverly tinkered to create a spring-loaded dagger. Another to add to his collection of weapons a street boy would use. Rolling up a sleeve and strapping on the new weaponry, giving his wrist a few flicks and a press to extend and react the blade at will. This was worth the setback they had in terms of time keeping. Their party numbered Seven now, as the psion observed the tiefling morph back into the bard making idle conversation with Kiki who hopefully the fairy had gotten a chance to heal. A polymorpher? It seems the bard had some secrets after all, and wore another mask just like he did. Regardless, the psion rejoin the main group, with his ever silent presence as they discussed the fate of the goblins rather openly in front of them.

There was no reason to keep the goblins all alive. They did after all try to kill them, why should a surrender be taken when they were vastly out numbered? No one strikes me down with impunity, and a snake thread upon shall strike the heel of the creature that insulted it. But then again, he really cared not to deal with that unwashed orc again, who wasted another horse for the sake of food. Ah, there were some fried spiders, rations perhaps he could offer the goblins these picking a few in hand. Spiders, a meal compared to what he had eaten, not as good as rat, but certainly more palatable than slugs. They needed more information, these were according to Seethe, the horses of their employer and his guard. A guard that failed at his job presumably, to which the psion would find himself eager to interrogate one of the two conscious goblins remaining who quivered in fear attending to Bar and his offerings of horse meat. Ah horse meat, another street rat delicacy.

"Eat." The Psychic invitation to one of the two conscious goblins. Some spider rations given, alongside the charred horsemeat. The silent man had a voice, one that resounded in the mind as he folded his legs and sat down, taking a horse-kebab casually with eyes watching the two goblins keenly. To those not privy to the mental connection made with the goblin kicked by Bar, it would seem like a normal exchange, goblin being offered food. It was either a small kindness towards ones prisoners, or a last meal before more heads exploded. If indeed they caught on to his psychic powers, but for now it seemed charade worked, at least with Bar. "She will kill you if you do not prove to be useful. There are three of you, it is either you, the one beside you, or the one tied up. Take us to the dwarf safely and she will spare you. Do we have a deal?" Chocolate eyes watching the goblin eat, no signs of any communication between them, but the telepathic link there, as if there was an understanding between the two somehow being communicated as the psion ate his horse meat as well.

Beckoning the wizard over and the cleric to join them, as well as the fairy had she not secretly left with that dog of hers. And if not, the good-natured man would offer the tired dog a bite of his kebab before taking another of his own along with a few scratches to the dog's ear should it not bite him. But turn on the man who counted every wrong against him, and you would end up like the poor goblin with bits of skull and brain scattered in the wind. Let that be a suggestion to the goblin he was currently offering a deal with. Cross him, and suffer a terrible death, perhaps one that would make you stop breathing so that you too may feel the fire burning up your lungs and your body going into respiratory shock.






The many lambs for slaughter you have raised,
Innocence branded with a mark to claim,
Bleating ignorant and mindlessly graze,
And their life a falsehood within a game.
As you their shepherd like a god on high,
Judge which will live on and which ram must die?


All it took was a push of a button. A pull of the trigger, resting at your fingertips. The temptation to become an agent of fate was alluring. To weave the tapestry into an image of your design, to tear out the spots that would not align with the vision patterned in your loom. A deletion of the unnecessary elements, required to preserve the integrity of the rest. The wool sheared off from the flock, the fibers spun together on the great wheel. A fine thread with which to stitch the lives and deaths throughout the course of tale and time. You were the master with deft hands to pass the shuttle and clip the strands, you crafted destiny out of the endless possibilities. Or were you merely a tool in the game of an even higher power? And like a puppet on strings and strands of the very wool you weave with, every action you profess to be your own is controlled by another?

Do you accept your fate as a living implement for eternity to come?
Or will you break free and escape the endless cycle?
Choose, or it is already chosen for you.


I will pull the wool over your eyes to see,
Unveiled what lies beneath so truth may yield,
And humble false superiority,
The fabric of reality revealed.
The mysteries unraveled at the seams,
And your life a shadow within a dream.


Sheep. What an appropriate cognition. An approximation to humor, the irony that sheep came to bear in mind. Organic creatures that were so timid and docile it was blissfully unaware of why its masters let it fatten. Dimwitted and innocent, their flesh appreciated as mutton, and their milk made into cheese. Their hair fashioned into clothing and their bones porcelain, hide into parchment and gut into string. What ingenuity the humans had in domesticating the sheep, they did not stop there as ill content they were with lording over only one lesser creature. Soon more joined into the annals of history as beasts morphed and indefinitely changed to suit the needs and desire of this bipedal species. And perhaps, just perhaps, in the deepest part of the ancestral mind you may still find that spark as a glimmering twinkle in the darkest night, if they could do more than just tame what already was, but design a servant of their own. Perhaps the ancients dreamed of electric sheep.

Created for battle for a war long forgotten by the land and remember by few, the electric sheep that once fought against demons and angels, gods and monsters and everything in between. The battered and broken remains of those corporal things still buried in the Great Dale and mountains of Narfell and Rashemen. The two forces collided in a contest of wills. Armies marched towards destruction, lives carelessly sacrificed for the purposes of conquest and interest. So many souls taken, and for little gain but the profit of the military-industrial complex which grew over the tides of battle. For it was an arms race, the side that had the greater resources and power, making the darkest bargains outright could win the deadlocked contest. A war of supremacy that sent all the sheep to slaughter to fuel the fires of dominion.

It was somewhere in this war the first generation of warforged were created. The ingenuity of the Raumauthar combined the mysticism of their witches, the knowledge of their engineers, and perhaps the divine aid of some higher power to create them. Built to mimic the ideal Raumauthar warrior, clad in armor and bulk, tall and heavy to charge directly against the hellish armies the Nar raised. They were given the spark of life, a rudimentary essence that charged their wooden sinew and awakened their tabula rasa minds. And from here these fabricated soldiers became a common sight to bolster the ranks as they fought alongside their human counterparts. Their purpose was clear, to overwhelm and crush the enemy, trained in the arts of combat by the veterans of battles fought. Then the next generation came, another batch, more fine tuned to compensate for the failings of their first creation. And then another, and another, and another still. Resources poured into the creation of these sentient constructs which were progressively becoming more and more self-aware.

Some of the early warforged, began to question. Instilled with enough free will by their god-creators for introspection. They needed not to eat, nor drink, nor breathe, nor sleep running practically every hour of the day as guardians and drones. But their masters were of flesh, they had spoken of things beyond the arts of war and killing, things of love and life: Laughter, sadness, anger. They were concepts foreign to the minds of the warforged, and most stayed as emotionless warriors for their masters. But others still looked at the broken remains of their batchmates and wondered the greatest mystery: Where? Where does death lead for a being without a natural life? Is it like the things humans described as sleep? A state of inactivity for indefinite time? Would their consciousness still be attached though their bodies were utterly destroyed? Or would their minds fade, the power fueling its existence gone? Where does the dead warforged go?

Unable to be both philosopher and warrior, they rebelled alongside the other defectors. And the empires of Nar and Raumauthar collapsed in on themselves. And those who were still yet to be activated remained untouched in abandoned facilities that doted the Vale and Mountains. Secret laboratories brimming with centuries old secrets lost to the grains of time. Overgrowth and burial hid these places from plain sight, and one must go looking for such a places to even know of its existence. Rumors of great treasures still hidden in the deepest parts of the Vale and in Thesk echoed through the hourglass, and it was from a place found from such as this did AdAM 7 awaken by the activation of some unscrupulous fellows. A relic of times past, one of the last generations of warforged made and put into hibernation, what humans may experience as a comatose state as the decades rolled past before his awakening. But that is a memory for another time.

For what brought the Advanced Assassin Mech unit 7 to the City of Splendors was not for tourist attractions or indulgence, but rather honest work plain and simple. There was a contract on a target, fingered and marked for death. The terms were simple, execute the individual in a public manner so someone would find the body. A strange set of instructions, but perhaps if the target was a high profile in the Crown of the North someone was playing a political move. Yet the contract was accepted, paid for in the fees to arrive and establish an advance support network to ensure the assassins' safe arrival and departure after the deed was done. The thrill of killing was gone now. After over three hundred successful executions to his name, the warforged assassin was known in the criminal underworld as a weirdly effective hitman. One who was effective and got the job done with no hesitation or qualms, as a ruthlessly cold calculated killer. After all, AdAM 7 had a heart of stone, literally.

It was this heart of stone, that tapped the rhythms out. The empowered stony chambers pumping out the hydraulics through the hollow tubes, an entire system that mimicked the human heart. Call it sentimentality, that the designers made it so, a striking resemblance to the weakest part of the human body. Not in susceptibility to injury, but perhaps in the fragility that sentimentality meant human died of an emotionally broken heart. Fortunately for the construct, emotions were a foreign concept to his relatively young mind, as his trainers did not require such weaknesses to be exploited. There would be no hesitation to fire the crossbow, no remorse after each kill, no human qualities that made you weak. And yet it was what AdAM craved most. Consider it strange that Man tried to emulate their gods by creating something to call their own, an entire form of sentient life, and to the created their creators became their gods. So too did the cycle continue that AdAM found its interest in becoming more human the logical step to transcend its prime directive of being a weapon of a war no longer fought.

Pursing the goal of becoming human, over the years with the coins bought in death, the warforged had begun to redesign and construct his body to resemble the human form. Though his original creators had used a lighter alloy in his construction, favoring a sleeker, more agile design for the purposes of scouting and assassinations of key targets such as Nar commanders and messengers, the warforged's final goal was to cover its mechanized form with flesh. Parts harvested from his kills and any unfortunate bystander that had to be eliminated. His fingers for example had been re worked to feature five human-like digits, in lieu of a standard warforge's cruder three-prong grasp. It had taken a few months to learn how to control the bony fingers individually but the artificer who became his wealthy mechanic's work was clean. It was only the beginning, with each customization sessions costing more and more, steel skeletal ribs for example to add a level of unnecessary detail to the wood-fiber musculature, each added rib making AdAM giving him a unique skeletal appearance. The most recent piece however was his change in face plate, crafted from an original human skull. A dark wizard's skull from a few contracts back, liberating a hamlet plagued by his undead minions. With the underlying facial structure done Now it was time for flesh, for a face at last.

A face. Something that the aspiring human lacked, one so sinisterly crafted out of dying bone, mounted and fitted carefully over the original. An unnerving semblance of undeath, a countenance fitting for an assassin though his patrons never met him for plausible deniability. It worked well, and who would believe there was a spider-riding mechanical sniper dropping people dead in a single well-practiced shot? It had scared of most social contacts, but there was an older man who had some interest in the warforged, inviting the construct to partake in food and drink, all the while asking him so many incessant questions about his background. Of which AdAM felt compelled to tell the truth. Yet despite confessing to countless murders, the old man seemed hardly phased, only musing on to more prying. Yes, a round of at least three dozen or so questions, offset by the experience of eating and drinking for the first time.

Ruby lights flashed underneath the ebon cloth. A soft glow muffled by darkness through the dim light, the spark returning, and the loosely termed consciousness of a warforged returning. Systems back online, the thumping in his metal mediastinum, a moment spent rebooting the memory, retrieving the last recorded event as images flashed like a video reel ran in reverse. Blackness, hours of blackness, and then food and drink. A bowl of stew and mug of frothy ale, the lack of taste buds made it impossible to appreciate any flavor the food may or may not have had, but the act of masticating and consuming was far more interesting to the construct. Yes, perhaps a tongue would be required next and the sensory paths to his mind attuned. But before a tongue can be taken, first he must retrieve his personal effects, and AdAM 8 his unusual mount. Last left at the safe house under the care of some frightened common crook. Perhaps the spider hungered and ate the criminal already, never forget to feed a quarter-ton spider.

Arms were detected and moveable, and leg was detected. Leg? Only one? No, two. A peculiar sensation from the left, as if the mind neglected acknowledgment of the limb intermittently. This required investigation, but first to rise from the slightly angled stone slab. Torso rising, pulled forward as the tubes filled with unknown scarlet ether had embedded into his body were tugged slightly back as a curious restraint. What had happened? No memory of being in such a state occurred in the review. Nor was this place as the mantle fell from those glowing eyes. The horizontal visual scan illuminated little of the place, presumptively cubical room of dimensions approximated to be 2500 square feet, no portcullis in sight. Curiouser and curiouser, as more cloth was peeled back by an arm sporting a series of those queer conduits and a shining . A gown. What use did he have for the scant clothing of a gown? It would be discarded soon enough.

A laboratory, a medical one, as the pounding heart sounds resounded against the walls palpating as the warforge sat up against the continual drone of fan blades. Fan blades with no discernable fan, and a now the sounds of pumps from the slab behind him, and the altar-bed knocked of hollow stone. And strangest of all, were the strangers heard and seen below. Alongside the work benches and walls, questionable blood, possible bone dust, and melting candlelight throwing light and shade around the forms. Were these his kidnappers? No. They too seemed to be wearing gowns. There below was a half-breed organic, pedigreed of elven and human which bore a blade into existence. Then a mountain of a man, or rather goliath, smiling a grin that glimmered like a displacer beast's in the underdark. Some paces away a gnomish figure, short and stout, but clearly not a dwarf by the laboratory bench, with a spec of flapping fairy attempting to be as threateningly defensive as possible it seemed in a far flung corner. Two more blankets-covered slabs with similar tubes running into the offered vessels. Six other beings in the vicinity, and AdAM 7, made seven. Was it coincidence? They shall have to see, and finally the veil was taken off and slipped down below, discarded like the wilting petals of the orchids on the table.

A leg. A fleshy leg fused at the pelvis. covered in blonde hairs and supple fair skin. Ah the reason for the sinister neglect. And still tubes attached, like his right arm. And so too was the left. Ah the left, it too was just as the leg, covered in skin and hair and fused at the shoulder girdle, as fingers slowly tingling in a mix of surprise and disbelief. But not fear or shock, more of a child-like wondrous curiosity to find oneself half-way to appearing human. Appreciating the sight of seeing those fingers move, his fingers move. And then those glowing artificial eyes gazed lower as the sight of a jewel near the flexion point of the arm, a radiant blue in what light there was and luminously pulsatile. What was done? And who was responsible for this transformation? And why was there the need? The need for something, something reflexively screaming at his body to draw in air through the nasal cavity. A rise of his chest cavity, a rush of his first breath realized moments after. Lungs perhaps? A human weakness from his autopsies of isolated targets, but a human quality nonetheless, now presumably inside him. All things took awhile to acclimate as the mind reorganized the pathways of command. Including that strange taste. Taste? A new muscle ran across those toothless maxilla, a tongue complete with thick saliva as the faint sulfur in the air became apparent and the new sensory piece withdrawn.

And alas, the final epiphany, the sensation in his chest beyond the rise and fall of this new breathing routine he must do. That pounding, the sounds of... His heart. One that replaced his ancient core, the source of a Warforged's indefinite biological immortality. Was it an organic heart? One ripped out from a human? As were his new limbs? And what of his old ones? Where did they go? So impressed by the new findings, AdAM found himself building the ship of theseus. Maybe he should be rechristened as AdAM 7.5a. To which his gaze looked down at the organics beneath him now, it was time to discern if these were truly organics, or just other experiments more whole than he was...


"Salutation: Greetings Varied Organics.
Comment: I am AdAM Seven.
Inquiry: What are your identities?"


A rather friendly greeting for a man, or rather machine, or perhaps somewhere in the middle now, that has taken a fairly number of lives and left behind a string of unresolved murders and orphans and widows.
Thomas Richard Harrison

Location: The Crossed Swords, then the Apothecary.
Interacting with: Kyra, Satilla, the Merchant of Menace (shopkeeper).


Well, Only one directly answer the question. Sure it was a longshot, but Sana was generous enough to entrust Thomas with some funds towards ingredients and reagents. "Oh thanks Sana, I'll try and see if they have anything. If not torches should work too if we place them tactically and all." Grinding the last of the powdered silver for Satilla who mused over the amounts of silver unbeknownst to Thomas. They did end up with a bit of extra, probably enough to plate a weapon with silver. A smart idea as Sana and Kyra pointed out, even Satilla threw in a weapon and Keystone threw in a pair of mean looking gloves. Practically everyone was silvering, to which Thomas briefly considered the benefits of silvering his knife, but given his lack of combat efficacy with a blade, he might just end up stabbing himself with a silvered tip in combat. As such pulling out a few Silver coins of his own, the sorcerer added to the pile of silver to be melted down, plus a probably scrap silver fee for the smith's work. Artisans did after all deserve fair pay, assuming they were still around in an undead mobbed hamlet. It was nice that Satilla offered to join, she could learn a few things about the unnatural elements used in alchemy, well unnatural in the sense they didn't grow in a forest. "I'd be more than happy to have you join me Satilla." Wait, was that too strong? Maybe he should invite Cyne too? Although the druid just offered to help Keystone with practical fashion. And it seemed Satilla didn't seem like she approved anyways, alchemy over herbalism it seemed, Thomas over... Uh wait... A slight pause before Thomas awkwardly blinked his eyes trying to reset and recover "Okay then, we'll be back in bit!"

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The bell above the door rang, a jingle, a little song played for the proprietor to gleefully rub his or her hands with glee. Profits to be made today, or perhaps if they had felt short-changed by Satilla and Kyra earlier, now would be a time to gouge a young wizard. Or at least that was what Thomas looked like, a wizard, with his satchel slung over a shoulder his robes, that boyish look in his eye like a kid in a candy store as he entered to examine the stock. Remember children, alchemical unguents, though some are pleasant smelling, are more often than not rather toxic to health. Yet there was a bit of disappointment to find the shelves more empty than full, as reasonable as it was to find an attacked town depleted of supplies.

"Hello? I'm looking for a few things. Namely 100 grams of purified white phosphorous, a grindable crystal, 50 grams of yellow sulfur, and the same amount of saltpeter. Oh and a fire scarab carapace. Or if you have something that might work similarly to the last thing on my shopping list. Maybe a fire beetle? Not sure on how a substitution will work."
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