The Odeoron

Myriad Reality

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*Looks up, clearly distracted by something else*

@Memory

Dude! What happened with that smell?!?

Cab AI: Sulfuric variation of Cyanide detected, filing report for New Eden PD, We are about to arrive to your destination sir, please do not leave that place until the Police have performed a thorough investigation on why you poisoned your friend!

Soldier Boy: What the actual fuck?!

Myriad Reality

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*Takes Prism by the arm and all intoxicants become cyanide*
...
*Sticks my tongue out at you*

@Etcetera

* @Memory Prism - you wake up and you suddenly burp all the cyanite in the form of a smelly gas right back in Misty's face - she keeps trying to hurt you, but this time around, she has met the very first wall she cannot cross -- you however don't know what happened, but you suddenly are sober now*

*I wave my hand at the smell of rotten egg and rotten fish*

*The cab's auto driver causes an alarm:* Warning poisonous gas detected! Venting poisonous gas!

Myriad Reality

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*Immediately falls over flat on my face*

@Memory

*Proceeds to laugh out loud without one drop of restraint, then crouches to pick you up over the shoulder and drop you in the cab*

PFFFF--AAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH! This is what i call heaven! Want some Misty?

*@EtceteraI offer you next the bottle*

Hey! Get us to Noden sea to the east of New Eden please

*The Ai of the auto-cab chirps and a robotic voice:* Certainly gentlemen! uuuh... is your friend going to be alright?

*I look at you Prism without much care being certain you must be experienceing a well deserved session of bliss*

Yeah doooooon't you worry... just had his first strong drink after job!

The Chronicles of Captain Spacebeard: A Hair-Raising Quest for the Lost Galaxy of Grogu's Plushie 😛😆 (i just had to make this happen)

Blinky's eye stops twitching

@Foster

HAH! A MIRACLE! did you do anything Bubbles?

Bubbles proceeds to... bubble...

Myriad Reality

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*Flashes two thumbs up, not hiding the smirk plastered across my face*

@Etcetera

*Under the influence of hemp and alcohol i also raise a thumb up*

Yyyeeeeeaaaah! TAXI!

Myriad Reality

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Certainly.
*Takes the bottle awkwardly and downs a large drink of it*

@Memory

*depending on your tolerance, this is both Hemp and alcohol effect... you are high and drunk!*

*I just grin so stupidly and with such satisfaction while we get out back on the port of New Eden*

Image of New Eden from Spaceport view

Attaboy! hahahahaha!

Now first we're gonna go to my flat, i need to change attire then we're gonna take you and your miss through town, because if more hell is gonna come raining down, we need our spirits lifted for a bit!

Myriad Reality

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Whatever comes next, we will be able to handle it.
*Stands with unusual rigidity*

@Memory

Let me see here...

*Grabs the tesseract, hooks it back to my belt, then concentrates on the palm of my hand as it begins to glow with that nuclear fiery glow, then a vorterx of incandescent light starts forming like a bulbous tornado in my palm, and a full bottle of what looks like a green concotion of about 3 liters seems to manifest*

Ah... i do so love this custom concoction of mine! Hemp Whisky! Wanna try? *I open the bottle and chug a massive drink of it*

Myriad Reality

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*Flicks my hand and all alcohol disappears from your system*
Problem resolved.

@Memory

Soldier Boy: You really are here to torture me are you? If i don't stay drunk or high for at least two days after what we just went through, the asylum is my next destination!

Alioth: WELL, MY TIME IS NEARLY UP AS THE TESSERACT IS ABOUT TO STABILIZE AGAIN! BEN! YOU NEED TO TOUGHEN UP, BECAUSE THESE LAST 7 MONTHS FOR YOU WERE JUST THE BEGINNING AND WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS REAL IS ONLY GOING TO COME CRUMBLING DOWN EVEN HARDER SOON!

*As Alioth says those final words, the blazing incandescent yellow tesseract with the ring of fire and light around it, flickers, faulters, then drops to the ground humming back with that low intensity crimson glow revealing the hypercube through the crystal*

Myriad Reality

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*Stares*
I apologize for the interruption. We may proceed.

@Memory

Alioth: YEAH... HE'S NOT... WHY DO THESE SHUTTLES OFFER DRINKS TO SOLDIERS... AH HUMANS, THEY GO TO WAR PHYSICALLY THEN THEY GO TO WAR AGAINST THEMSELVES... SO MUCH DISORDER AND IMBALANCE IN THIS CREATURES!

Soldier Boy: *Hicks and stumbles forward and clasps one hand in a 'buddy' resting arm around shoulder gesture* Yoooooo... PR-IJMMMM! Th-is ihsss my buddy from a far away land pals! *Gestures to you melodramatically to attract the attention of the disembarking soldiers -- Clearly lost it right now and drunk*

Alioth: *Sighs in frustration*

Myriad Reality

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*Smiles and withdraws my hand, and the space evaporates*

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*The static effect disappears and we both stand there as if we never left*

@Etcetera

Alioth: JUST SO YOU KNOW BEN, MY COMMUNICATION ABILITIES ARE EXTREMEMLY LIMITED WHEN INTERVENING IN SUCH LOWER DIMENSIONS AS YOUR UNIVERSE, AND ONLY ABLE TO REALLY EXERT AUTONOMY WHEN THE TESSERACT IS PUSHED TO REALITY BENDING EXTREMES, SO WE WON'T BE ABLE TO TALK FOR LONG, BUT BASICALLY --

Soldier Boy: You plucked me... hick! from my world, and dropped me in this storm of utter refuse without much explaining right?

Alioth: I... EH... YOU ARE ALREADY TOO DRUNK RIGHT? YOU'LL SOON SEE THE REASONS WHY...

*The pilot announces that we docked and that we may disembark, while the rest of the soldiers just look like they've seen a ghost when looking at the three of us*