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17 days ago
Current Happy Halloween!
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19 days ago
I used to love the holiday season as a kid, but these days I’m terrified that the strange man in red is going to break into my home again and leave another suspicious package under one of my plants.
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26 days ago
Alright, that's it! I've had enough of this damn heat. Bring me my matches, it’s time to burn the sun down.
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1 mo ago
If there are 3600 rats living in my bones and I eat one every second, how long will it take me to eat all the rats? Assume each rat undergoes binary fission exactly once every hour.
1 mo ago
Adventurer, the rats in my basement have merged into a fractal entity! I will pay you 4 silver coins to slay the infinite rat(s) in my basement.
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@brwntwn Gah I really want Oblivious but I know its a bad idea.


Seems like a good idea to me.
For some reason, I felt compelled last night to write this down so here's my idea for a monster. I'll actually start working on a sheet now.

Beware of flumph tippers.
This is possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen.
Night.
Forgot to update Aya's skills on her actual character sheet. Fixed now.
I wanted to go as far as possible with the reincarnated as a monster thing as possible, which is to say as human as I can go. I was thinking of maybe going with something like a slime, amorphous and lacking most senses in favour of interpreting sounds and it’s environment through touch and vibrations. I also had an idea for its mind controlling the body via commanding it to do things rather than it operating in the usual direct manner, but that was more a neat idea I figured would be interesting to work through the pros and cons of.

As far as things go how much of that is fine. Totally happy to rework or come up with an entirely new idea.
How weird are we able to go with our races?
@brwntwn You still open for more? I'm interested and have some ideas.
What you fail to understand is that any semblance of piece or unity is a cleverly disguised ruse. In reality each and every goblin is waiting behind their guises or civility for the others to evolve so that they may be slaughtered and consumed. In the end there will be no democracy or rulers for there will be none left to rule. Only the mightiest of goblins shall remain.
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