TP

Plush Penises

Oh. Well fuck.

Plush Penises

Awson's just laughing because he's picturing Marik having sex with a bad dragon

Hey guys, I'm hospitalized.

I'll take the penis.

So that I can make sure no one does anything iffy with it.

@Awson

wow how thoughtful.

Hey guys, I'm hospitalized.

If you die, your tombstone is gonna say "gg bitchtittles"

And I'd totes take care of your mom. Wink. Wink.

No I wouldn't. Lisa would murder me.

@Rilla

New tombstone.

RIP Joe.

If you die, does Spam get your body?

@BrobyDDark

Sure.

Plush Penises

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What can I say, Bad Dragon makes them good.

Yeah, let's go ahead and ruin what little standing I have here by suggesting I have an animal shaped dildo. That'll be great.

@Marik

Who really needs standing here, I mean really?

Plush Penises

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Hey man, free dildos, that means a lot more than you think. I bought one for like $40 bucks. That shit's expensive.

@Marik

Hot.

Thought $40 is ridic. Like, that's a reduced price video game.

Hey guys, I'm hospitalized.

That's everywhere in America man.

Hey guys, I'm hospitalized.

Pulmonary edema is bad and all, but my understanding is it can't kill you if the doctors know about it. I mean it COULD, probably, I guess, but you're prolly pretty safe now.

@mdk

Yeah, it literally just started last night, so I think I'm safe from death. And, they're finally going to check out my knee today!

Hey guys, I'm hospitalized.

@TP
>I now have blood clots in my lungs due to inactivity of it

Sounds like that could possibly be a pretty bad thing.

glhf

@Awson

if i die, i need my tombstone to say "gg"

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Don't die you magnificent bastard.

@Marik

I'll do my best not to. I kinda don't want me to do die either. Not like this. I always imagined I'd die in the dumbest way possible. Not fucking blood clots in my lungs forcing me to be on oxygen.

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wow all dis blasphemy

I'm so offended gais

I'm going to come to TP's hospital room and turn him into my mare now

@ReonenMiruel

pls only after i healed.

Hey guys, I'm hospitalized.

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Tell that to the leeches. :^)

@Dinh AaronMk

suck