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Lily looked at the short, and somewhat menacing woman with bewilderment.

"If'n Roseh say he legit, he legit hun-- I swears, she mus' be able tuh SMELLS magic or summat-- I check'd em goodies muhself-- Dey's real 'nuff. He wan' 100 gol' fer da pair, he shud gits it, nuh? Onleh thang he dun wrong's tryin' tu butter up a bunch a bears!"

"MAGIC BEARS!!"

"Yeah--- Like SHE said!"
Rose was not having the man's bullshit either. Did he think she couldn't tell where he was directing that aura at?

She casually gave it a shove with her own, moving it off location discretely, to let him know she wasn't a pushover either. To think, after giving the man space, he does this shit?

"Mistah, you aint the only one as can push a boldah with what' inside em. Uh kant direct it inta much more an a push, but muh sistah cain-- We Don wan' no trouble, an' she a'ready gittin off da damn mat-- Look? See? Cool it."
"He Tryin' somthin, funny Rosie?"

"He jus' worried ya gunna break sommat, prolly. Jus' 'pologize tuh the man, like the girl says."

Lily rolled her eyes, and groaned. "Fiiiiine-- Sorreh I touched ya stuff. Ya happeh noaw?"

"Lileh, he ain't no joke, says it likes ya means it! Uh don' wanna bloodeh nose on acounta yous. You knowed it hard on me trying to push off a spell!"


"Righ...... Sorreh sis.... Sorry mistah..."

"A's more like it--- Dere-- Sees mistah? We ain't out fer trouble."


Rose turned her head to Louise-- "Sorreh we caus' a scene-- Buh ye caint be too careful. Dirty peddlars'll rob ya blin, tellin' ya how purdy ya is. Bunch a cock-n-bull, swhat' at is-- But it what 'spected from the fellars. Sadleh, ain't no good way tuh tell em ta knock it off wit'out being a right ass-- Still gotta happen. You really still off'rn? Soun' like muh sis want da blue bug thang. Uhd 'preciate it ifn' ya bought it. Fellar here earned a good sale."
"Oh HUSH you-- Is at anuh way tuh treat sumbudy helpin yous make a sale, fellah?" scolded Rose at the man, though she did give him a bit of space. His sudden reveal of having some power to him only made him somehow a bit more alluring. He wasnt a pushover at least. (Maybe you might live up to your supposed, name, hmm? Mr. Goodenough?) she coyly thought to herself. (Ashame we dont have more time...)

"Asides, we didn' take nuthin-- We doin' you a service fellah, you jus' don knowed it!"

She looked at the blonde woman, who had a stunned and bewildered expression, then back at the now perturbed merchant, with a flick of her neck back at the "buyer,", then bowed her head in an agreeable nod with a hint of a smirk, then stepped off the rug.

"Sees? She dun agreed tuh buy, but ain't agreed a price." she chuckled. "I knows what I want-- but mebbeh she want somethin' tuh, eh?"

"We aint askin fer no discount, fellah-- Jus' fair dealin'. You come on strong on us, wit dad big warrm smile, we gonna dish it back, 'sall.

"No lie-- We ain't blind ya knowed-- Single man, ou' 'ere at nigh', wit crazy peoples round? Wagon full a legit magic shit? No guards? Ya think we's dumb er summat? Eader yas got a wagon full a crap or yas can takes care a yaself- Simple as."
"Sorreh wes made yas feel offended, but smart girls likes us takes offense ta bein' buttered up like a solstice goose."
"Naow we got past da bullsheit stage, wes can deal square--"
"Raight--"

With that Rose, backed up off the man, and gestured him free to move.
"We grew up poar; Only quality sales."

"An onleh Fer quality merchants. Ya wanna charge moar, ya earned it."

"Name ya price, han'some."
"Wher' ya goin, han'some?" came the surprise coo from Rose, now converging with her sister at her armpit, and muscling in. "Looks like EVRUH thang you gots magical--- Hmm?"

"Oh realleh? Well-- Is'll let you check 'is ... ODDER... items, tuh be shour!" cackled Lily, as the two traded places. "Les' see what you got tuh offer, huh fella?" she continued in that lascivious cackle, before being cut off by her sister, as she fully traded her places, leaving her to go delve the items on display.

"Not scared a couple UPSTANDIN LADIES is ya?" she drawled, "Likes muh sistuh says-- We jus'... Seein' whatcha got.."
"Dun worreh! We won' break nut'in!"
"We's.... REAL... Careful.."

Lily quickly set to work running a cursory check on each of the items, and indeed-- all of them deffinitely where magical. The scarab seemed to be thirsty for magic, which seemed to just pool inside when examined, like it was a container.

The bead necklace gave indications that it would reveal hidden, or invisible objects when worn.

Both seemed very choice items indeed. A shame they didnt have any money.

Lily turned to the blonde woman and the all-business, lovely cat-person, addressing them both fairly.

"The big blue bug feel like it up ya magic pool-- I'd be intrested in at one muhself, honest--- Ifn either a ya buyin--- The purdy beads'll let ya know ifn' somebody all sneakin' with magic an' sheit. You migh' like at' one, miss kitteh." she said with a wink, before starting her assessment of the mans "Cultery" display.
"Don' you min' 'bout her HAN'SOME.." toyed Lily, continuing the pressure. "She just lookin' tuh see wut you got--- .. SAME AS MEH...."

The two then laughed mischevously in unison, before Rose broke it with a cackled response.

"Don' Hog 'im tuh yaself, naow Lil' -- Save sum fuh meh!"

"You sure got a han'some beard fellah..." she cooed, as he reached out for her muzzle.

This was a routine the two of them had well honed. They could tell this man had been worked over once before this way, the way he was responding to the pressure. Lily had no intention of letting it up either, this was a contest of skill now. Their dad HATED it when they did this, but the results spoke for themselves. They'd get a scolding that would have withstood the ages if he were here-- But he was not, and that meant it was ON.

"you go touchin' on mine, I migh' go touchin' on yours."
"INDEED! Botherin' us ... Fine... Upstandin'... LADIES.." chided Lily into the man's ear, Rose instantly in sync, right behind her in the other:
"---In .. da .. middle.. uh.. duh... nigh'..."

The two then huffed hot air into his side-burns in unison, then continued their "assault" on his person, Lily nuzzling him gently, but resolutely against the door of his wagon, pinning him there, leaning against the side of it with both arms on either side of the man's head above his shoulders, while Rose waddled over to observe his merchandise.

"What a .. han'some fella... like yous, doin' ou' at nigh' like 'is, Hmmm?" she cooed, before pressing the bridge of her nose against his forehead, and looking intently into his terrified eyes. "He got anuhthang good Roseh?" she asked with an amused chuckle.

"Goodnight goodnight Fellas. I see that you have keen sight over there. I mean ye no harm. But arms ye! I've got arms for those who seem to be bothered by my less-than-spectacular entry!"

The booming voice roused the twins from their labored attempts at sleeping. The very unconscious elderly man had rolled into Lily's chest, and grabbed Rose's arm like it was a blanket, and had nestled between them like he had done this his whole life, and it made them a bit nervous about him, completely unsure how to handle this level of "familiarity."

"Ah manners manners! Gotta have manners in front of those upstanding ladies, wandering in the middle of a wilderness, at night even! But I ain't one to judge. Castor Goodenough, a merchant by trade, and these were my burden beasts, Tom and Jerry."

the voice cried out again.
"Upstandin' ladehs eh?"
"We'll larn 'im ta make a fuss dis late at nigh'! Cain't he tell we's tryin' ta sleepin'?"

The two looked at each other a moment, with wicked sparkles in their dark brown eyes in the dark of the tent stetched over the wagon. The old man snored, and snuggled tighter into Lily's fur, causing both of them to giggle mischievously.

"Sorreh dere fella-- We's got comp'nay." said Lily with a smirk and a giggle.
"Be righ' unciv'l 'o us, not tuh says 'hello'!" wheezed Rose immediately afterward, before both snickered wickedly once more.
"We gunna has tuh sneak out da back, 'en 'round 'ahind--"
"He gunna show up un'nounced in da nigh' like 'is, we's show 'im!"

Shortly afterward, the pair disentangled themselves from the sleeping man, who just grabbed their brother's robe around himself and snored loudly, like nothing had happened at all, eliciting more snickers from the pair.

'Sleep like a rock, don' he?"
"Sure does!"

Then they snuck out from under the outstretched tent flaps and into the surrounding gloom on the opposite side of the road from where the peddler had stopped, to conceal themselves in the darkness, one going one way, the other the opposite, to cross the road in secret, then reconverge on his position from behind, on both flanks at the same time.

All fours-- Naturally.

"Tsk tsk. To the business then!" extolled the man, motioning to his wares in the dark, illuminated by the weak lantern light, as the girls crept into position, then snuck into his periphery like they had done this countless times before. (in fact, they had.)

"Dis a private parteh--" interrupted Lily from the man's left flank
"Or kin anuhbudy join?" finished Rose, from the man's right, just before bumping their wet noses on his exposed ears.

It did not take long to set up the tents with so many people working, leaving the unloading task to complete rather quickly, and the twins out of a job in short order.

However, upon investigating further, they found there was an issue involving "bedrolls;" Namely, all of them were human-sized, and they were decidedly-- Not. the ground was cold, and not all that dry, meaning the night would not be very pleasant for them if they slept in the tent pitched for them.

with a bit of dejection, they returned to the wagon, where the old man was still curled up in the luggage, snoozing away. Stranger or not, sleeping snuggled up with him in the baggage would likely be the least objectionable, even if the tent offered better protection from inclement weather. Maybe they could move it over the top of the wagon on a rope or something? they weren't sure. It'd keep the envoy dry if it rained in that case too, at least.

They returned to the cargo, determined to find some solution to this impasse, when they happened across a bundle that was seemingly added as an afterthought-- Definitely too long to be something meant for human use, and it reeked of their brother. Opening the cloth wrap surrounding it, they found his robe, bow and quiver, the mysterious pendant, and his seed satchel inside, tucked up neatly. The sight of it filled them with mixed emotions: Both happy, and sad.

At least the castle people had seen fit to pack it for them, after taking it from them at the city gates.

Further mixed feelings crossed between them silently, as they looked at each other, then at the package, realizing together the possible immediate utility of the parcel, and its implications. Namely, their brother was half again taller than them, and as such, his robe would serve perfectly fine as a bed roll cloth, but there was just the one. Sleeping on his clothes, further, simply felt... .. They didnt have a name for the emotion that gave them, but there wasn't much option.

The length of cordage that the bundle was tied up with, and the wrapping cloth, however, might prove useful for their immediate goal, which they set to: Rigging their tent to be strung over the top of the wagon, suspended A-Frame style on the cord, with the wrapping cloth used as a makeshift pillow, and the robe stretched over the three of them (The sisters, and the sleeping old man they would have to share the wagon with) for the night. Lily pocketed the medallion, Rose the seed satchel stuffed into her alchemy pack-- The enormous greatbow and its supply of arrows, stashed behind the seat of the wagon.

Not long after completing the task, they climbed in, found their spots amid the luggage along side the sleeping envoy, then settled in for an emotionally uncomfortable night.
In the lingering gloom past nightfall, the twin sisters sat in near silence, exchanging only a few more words on the trip. They were unfamiliar with the area, and if they had been, they would have wanted to stop to "Meet the girl!", if they had only known they had just ridden right past where she was living. Thankfully, nobody told them.

Instead, the group, and the wagon pulling them, trudged on through the night, and over a bridge that had clearly been subjected to somebody's nature magic at some point. They were familiar enough with that kind of work-- it had the hallmarks of either their dad or their brother's methods all over it-- but they did not know for sure who it was who would have done it.

There wasn't enough room in the wagon for the two of them, and the kindly old man, to sleep at the same time (unless they slept on top of him, and they "Didn't know him well enough for that yet" (ahem), forcing them to stay awake until the caravan stopped for the night. After a short but vigorous game of "Thumb-war", Lily climbed down from the wagon (which lurched and creaked with the sudden reduction in weight), while Rose roused the kindly old man.

"Hey 'dere fella-- Yas gotta git up fer a bit-- We gotta git da tent out from under ya."

"Asides-- Wouldn' ya rather sleep in da tent no-hows? Prolly warmer." chimed Lily from beside the wagon, ready to have heavy goods handed down from her sister.

Rose chuckled, then turned her attention to the person that had been driving the wagon.

"D'ya see at bridge back 'ere? Sumbuddy try ta wreck it er summat?"
Undeterred by the distance, Lily chimed in: "Were obvious done by sumbuddy wit' magic in min'"
"--An's were min'ful doin' it tuh. Only folks we knowed as work like 'at, be our brudders an' our pa."
"Ifn' eres folks like at 'roun', be min'ful not tuh be messin' with no trees, ya'hear?"
"No sheeit. 'Specially dey willin' ta fuck o'er a bridge like 'at."
The twins piled into the oversized wagon, reacting with trepidation when it rocked and creaked as they did so, before finally being satisfied that it was not going to tip over, or the wood it was made from would not crack and split under their combined weight.

The handsome elderly man had taken a seat at the front of the wagon ahead of them.

"Why ya s'pose Cedah gots so manuh peoples lookin' ta 'elp im, Lil?" asked Rose cautiously. "Jus' look at 'em.. Aside from at tall fellar Doc, they all business. At handsome boy back 'ere in da fancies-- he say Cedah save his life las' fall. Dis' like da mayor's boy Paps goes on 'bout?"

"Uh shour hopes not!" rasped Lily, eyes suddenly wide. "You's seened dem' tree critters! Wit'out pappy a'long ta root em daown, 'er shoot em in da head, dis gunna be a BAYUD trip FO SHO' ifn' deys out heeya!"

"Naw naw! Pappy said 'ous thangs only live in da deep wood anuh moar. Him and Cedah clear almos' all a em out buh naow, pappi jus likes to show us kids da bodies, since dey takes so long tuh rot, like a dead tree does. I was meanin-- Ya thank at purdy young fella back 'ere... ya think he at o'dder han'som man's boy? ... He got a house bigger'n da whole village-- clearly he a lot be'er off an our lil' mayor iz!"

They were referring to ancient history (by their reckoning, anyway-- It was almost 9 years ago now, and before they were born), before even Cedar and Oak had come along.

The forest they lived in was unquestionably magical, and enchanted. It was also *NOT* empty, and was home to a -- None of them, or even their dad had a proper name for it, and it itself was confused by the very idea of names-- "Entity." It was confused by a lot of things actually. Their dad called it a "Forest Spirit", but its exact nature was difficult to quantify. For one thing, what it really seemed to be, was a massive growth of interconnected vegetation deep in the heart of the woods, which their dad called "The Cathedral", but that was supposition. He had said it was a play on words, since people didn't have a proper concept for what it actually was, and "cathedrals" were places people gathered to worship their local gods. He was adamant that this was "Not a god", but "was insanely powerful all the same", and they were apt to agree. While "what it truly is" was a mystery to them (all the paths that might lead that far in, were still choked with dangerous fungi growing on the old, death growth, that could kill you in mere minutes of exposure if you weren't prepared-- and further in, their dad said, all the remaining paths grew together so thick, you couldn't squeeze through unless it WANTED you in there. It was a very forbidden place, even to them.) it could manifest itself as it saw fit-- usually as some sparkly and luminous version of a forest animal, favoring birds and fast moving things, like rabbit, squirrels, or deer. It was just a mirage, or phantasm of course-- woven from the magic that coursed and bled through the wood like water flowing through a stream, but whatever it was, it seemed to rather enjoy "Just playing" and "Running" about, exploring and seeing how everything was changing from day to day, season to season, content to watch the clouds, and the cycles of the moon.

They had only encountered it "proper" one time in their lives, shortly after turning two, and had no real intentions of ever repeating it-- they weren't sure they could handle another encounter, honestly.

Their dad had taken them further in, to tell them about 'the calamity' so that they could better understand their home. The "calamity" had really been a dire threat to the forest and this "spirit" that lived at its heart: An evil wizard had tried to kill it, and steal its powers for himself, leading to it lashing out in desperate violence.

It had created monsters to protect itself, as it could not tell the difference between different humans (and still had difficulty, even today), and had used those monsters along with forcibly controlled forest animals to attack the village, trying to destroy the wizard hiding there, trying to consume its power.

That was long ago, of course. During that time of trouble, the forest had captured the mayor's son (unaware of the significance), and drug him deep inside; The fiercest monsters it could create, had been human once-- and that was the desperate plan this being had embarked on back then-- Slow attrition of the village through forceful conversion, until it got the one that had wounded it, and threatened its very continued existence. Their dad, and a group of others, rescued the boy and returned him home; then later confronted and defeated the wizard.

Their dad had parted ways with the others after that, and had returned deep in to the cathedral (which he said was almost completely dead back then, and there were ways in the wizard had blasted with his magics that have since healed shut) to confront it. The exact "Way" the wizard had wounded this entity, and had intended to usurp its powers, were "complicated"-- but involved a part of the being's life cycle, as their dad had tried to explain it. It "Gave birth to itself" every so often, and it was this "new growth" that the wizard had stolen. It only had the energy to make ONE (and doing so took hundreds, maybe thousands of years to accomplish), and could not recover if it did not get it back, and that desperation, along with a pained desire to destroy the wizard, were its sole motivations then, as it was slowly dying and rotting away from the inside, as the time in which it could complete its process was drawing short. Their father had collected this "Missing piece", and the "Forest made way" for him, as he brought it back in, or so he had said.

That was essentially the story of how their dad had come to be so deeply enmeshed into the workings and goings of their woodland home, to the point where he claimed he could never leave it. They themselves had a hard time really "Grasping" the kinds of "thoughts" it had, since it did not communicate with words at all, and instead, seemed to "Get inside your head" in a way considerably more profound than the magic their dad and brothers knew to speak with animals. It got in, and was a dizzying whirlwind of hyper-connected, but small and subtle things, with very simple wants and conceptions of how things should be. For instance, it was "GLAD-HAPPY-PLEASED", (no words in the thoughts, just a blast of strong emotions and raw concepts. That was the only way it communicated, aside from a phantasia of imagined images, sounds, and smells that seemed to have no real fixed location in time or ordering.) to see them, and "JOY-AMUSED-WATCHING" their pranks. "HELPERS-HELP-HELPERS-SMART-AND-BRIGHT", was the best it used to refer to them (that is, "Helpers for the Helpers, who are full of strange but fun ideas") -- "SURPRISING-FIRST-HELPING-ONE-BELOVED-AND-LOVING(I-KEEP!)" (An intense feeling of joyful surprise, elation, relief, wonder, and admiration for a thing that helped unexpectedly, was driven by love, and is loved for it-- that it wishes to keep forever-- the closest concept to "A pet" it probably has.) for their dad, and "FIERCE-MOTHER-WELL-CHOOSING-AND-CHOSEN" for their mother. It called Cedar and Pine "HELPERS!", (If that's really the right word. The concept was difficult to ascribe language to, and was more a profound feeling of satisfaction, safety, and assurance, mixed with joy and pride, among other things, connected with a mind-hurting collage of time-fractured imagery of things living and dying in rapid succession, overlaid with a nebulous idea of 'helps make happen', and a "Continuation" of their dad. Sortof. The very thought of them, made it feel 'safe'). It seemed to have difficulty telling them apart, while Oak was "LOST-ONE(SADNESS)-FULL-OF-RAGE" (the fact that he was "not here with them", was the defining characteristic, aside from his deep-set animosity toward the forest, and their dad, which the entity did not understand at all, was mortified with sadness over, and had no idea how to address.) All in all, it was a life changing, but completely indescribable and surreal experience to encounter it-- It preferred very much to not deal with the humans outside; It could not tell any of them apart, and had no intention to-- like a person looking at an ant hill, trying to understand the lives of each individual one. The differences in comprehension and mode of existence are just too great. It struggles daily trying to comprehend their father, and is elated by the novel confusion and curiosity this brings it. It seemed to love simply watching him live his life.

Despite this "Far more complicated than could ever possibly be described" reality underpinning it, the mayor of the town had simply CHOSEN to be blissfully ignorant of anything and everything concerning the forest, its inhabitants, the kinds of magic or beings at work inside it, or anything else at all about it-- aside from the fact that it was full of trees, those trees were very high quality wood, fetched a good price at market, and that back then-- the whole damn place had gone batshit crazy, had been trying (and succeeding) at killing people, and that it had abducted his son. The mayor was grateful to their dad, even today, but that gratefulness had limits. Their dad (and by extension, themselves and their siblings), were "only somewhat welcome" in town, as he felt that their dad, and his relationship with their mother, were "obscene", "Unnatural", and "abhorrent", and "Only the fact that he brought home his boy" keeps him from arresting their dad for "his perversions" on the spot.

This idea that "favor could be fickle, and short lived" strongly colored the tone of the conversation, but was unspoken.

"I hope it work out be'er for 'im 'an it did fer our pappy, if'n 'at deh case..."

"Yeah... Me tuhs..."

"...Ifn we gits 'im back at is..."

".....Yeah.. 'At tuh..."

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