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Current I'll tell you what's wrong with society. No one drinks blood from the skulls of their enemies anymore.
4 yrs ago
“Fortune helps the intrepid and abandons the cowards. I am the daughter of a man who did not know of fear. Whatever may come, I am resolved to follow that course until death.” ― Caterina Sforza
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4 yrs ago
History Fact: Caterina Sforza was a complete badass, who whilst under siege made a point of bombarding the houses of her enemies from the walls of her castle.
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4 yrs ago
If it makes you feel better, I'm still on stick figures.
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4 yrs ago
If you mean the Uplift War by David Brin, it's available on Amazon for 7.99 in mass paperback.

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Now you see @Saarebas had the manliest male character back in Season 1 and guess what his job was?

I think he was posted for approval awhile back!

Yeah. I can see him and Kastrati giving each other copious amounts of shit over firearms-Kastrati's love of them and Arty's dislike of them. Kastrati is a big Warsaw Pact fan.

"The AK-47 is a work of goddamn art you heathens."
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Does..he like.....traps?

Or is that too girly for him?

Can they knock his teeth loose?

At this point, I'm inclined to say anything that's male, human, and willing to scrap is probably fair game in his eyes.
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He's Gay?!

Kastrati is immensely, utterly, completely, into guys.

Specifically guys with a good right or left hook.
She just likes being a little shit sometimes, she wouldn't be hateful about it or anything. It would probably go something like…

Nori, exhausted and covered in sweat, looked over and saw Beauregard give the signal for the DJ switch. ’Finally,’ she thought as she began to set up her premade mix to give Cash enough time to take the stage. “This one is for the man at the door! Any eligible bachelors out there should know that he loves romantic walks on the beach and being serenaded on stary nights,” she grinned, sticking her tongue at Kastrati as she hit the play button and the first couple notes of ’Truffle Butter’ flood the packed club. “Don't be shy gentlemen, go buy him a drink. DJ Haywood, out!”

And then she'd skip off to cause more mischeif. :P

"....You're going to hell for this. I hope you know that."

This is going to be fun.
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This makes me both want to laugh and cry at the same time.

WHY MUST YOU PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THIS DAMMIT ;-;

It was a very evil campfire. :p

And I'm sure the sand wasn't entirely innocent!


....Probably going to need to just start adding these to Kastrati's quote section.
*Nori gives shifty eyes before cranking up the club's PA system to it's max volume setting* PRETTY WOMEN, WHAT'S UP!?

Just remembered this.

I sort of pity any mugger who tries their luck on Kastrati once he punches out (heh) of work.

Betting two broken legs and a swollen eye. At least.
Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

"What things? You don't do things"

"Yes I do! I take enthusiastic walks in the woods",

"And kill homicidal Vampire Priests?"

" Very enthusiastic walks"

Looks like I'm booked for tonight.
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Holy shit I just found Kastrati's spirit animal.
And then he'd just chew on his cigar and walk away. I'd don't think he be very affected by death threats, just because he's not really affected by anything. Of course you can write him however you want, since he's an NPC, but that's how I intended him to be. :P

Wouldn't dream of hijacking a personality like that, I'll go with your intent.

Just another reason for the merc to drink.
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