Magic Magnum said
I figured she wasn't, but I felt the need to ask.And considering she acts like that when sober...I like her! XD

She tells me that people have accused her of being a stoner before. ...Which does not surprise me in the least.

Did I mention she dances like one, too?

Magic Magnum said
I also have a friend who legitimately think's he's a fox trapped in a human body

Can we please not derail this thread onto the topic of otherkin please please please.

Kaga said She tells me that people have accused her of being a stoner before. ...Which does not surprise me in the least.

Me neither.

Kaga said Can we please not derail this thread onto the topic of otherkin please please please.

I was simply trying to highlight I'm used to out of the norm people already.

And then Henry said, "That would be a weird army... Abraham Lincoln's evil clone leading an army of Daleks, and an air brigade of unicorns that spit acid and fire. It would be perfect!"

Funny thing is, I couldn't copy all that down word-for-word the first time and asked her to repeat it (you know, a good 5 seconds later so it's obvious I didn't just mishear her). So she kind of awkwardly repeats what she said, then asks why I asked. I said, "Oh, just wanted to make sure I got all that correct", technically not lying.

After a pause, she says, "...You know if I didn't know better I'd say you were writing it all down. Kind of creepy, dude."

...

Did I mention I've been keeping this thread on the down-low around her? I mean it's not exactly a secret and I'll give her straight answers if she really wants them. II've technically already mentioned it to her - I just never exactly make it clear just how much I've been posting. She thinks it's kind of weird, but I mean she wasn't strongly against it and she's at least aware that I've been talking about her and that I haven't given out her real name and that seems to be enough for her, thus preventing me from feeling like a bad person.

Kaga said And then Henry said, "That would be a weird army... Abraham Lincoln's evil clone leading an army of Daleks, and an air brigade of unicorns that spit acid and fire. It would be perfect!"

That would be the perfect army...
If not for the fact the Daleks would make sure to kill the Unicorns and Abraham Lincoln first.
Unless if they were all created and designed by the Daleks... Now that's an interesting thought.

Kaga said After a pause, she says, "...You know if I didn't know better I'd say you were writing it all down. Kind of creepy, dude."

This literally made me lol. XD

Kaga said Did I mention I've been keeping this thread on the down-low around her? I mean it's not exactly a secret and I'll give her straight answers if she really wants them. II've technically already mentioned it to her - I just never exactly make it clear just how much I've been posting. She thinks it's kind of weird, but I mean she wasn't strongly against it and she's at least aware that I've been talking about her and that I haven't given out her real name and that seems to be enough for her, thus preventing me from feeling like a bad person.

Mmhmm... :P

Magic Magnum said
That would be the perfect army...If not for the fact the Daleks would make sure to kill the Unicorns and Abraham Lincoln first.Unless if they were all created and designed by the Daleks... Now that's an interesting thought.

Well, there are sometimes weird exceptions to that "Daleks will destroy everything non-Dalek" rule.

I mean, they took orders from an eight-year-old human girl once. ...That was a thing.

Kaga said
Well, there are sometimes weird exceptions to that "Daleks will destroy everything non-Dalek" rule. I mean, they took orders from an eight-year-old human girl once. ...That was a thing.

Was she one of those Dalek sleeper agents?

So a little while ago, Henry asked me if I was high.

Just because I came home at like 12:30 AM and she ordered food that she was awesome enough to share with me and I was super grateful and thanked her about a billion times and told her that she was the best person ever and that I loved her for it.

Kaga said
She tells me that people have accused her of being a stoner before. ...Which does not surprise me in the least.

I feel like the people around you have never met a stoner in their life

Smiral said
I feel like the people around you have never met a stoner in their life

To be honest, what Kaga did does some pretty similliar to some people I've seen after smoking weed. Granted it's a mild case of being high, but still something I could see someone confusing with being high.

I was just informed that on Saturday nights/technically Sunday mornings, while I'm asleep, Henry has a tendency to "leave the room and walk around the first floor and hang out by the vending machines".

She apparently does this so often that, when she called me just now to tell me she wouldn't be home tonight, she wanted me to pass this information on to anyone who asked, since she figured people would wonder where she was if she didn't show up there one night. ...So this must be, like, routine for her. @_@

Which is especially weird given the comment earlier about how much she freaked out at the thought of someone seeing her in her pajamas... Not sure why that doesn't apply to her Saturday night 2 AM friends. ...Unless she changes out of her PJ's and into daytime clothes during this time, which would be even stranger.

I feel like I know your roommate's life now.

That... That's a new one. :/

I honestly don't know what to say about that.

Your roommate sure makes an interesting character reference... Her habits alone can be a novel by itself or a text book regarding her species...

Does she have a vending machine crew she chills with or something?

Rookery said
Your roommate sure makes an interesting character reference... Her habits alone can be a novel by itself or a text book regarding her species...

Hadn't thought of it that way, but you're right.

Magic Magnum said
Does she have a vending machine crew she chills with or something?

That's what she seemed to imply. o.o

Kaga said That's what she seemed to imply. o.o

It's like the Water Cooler crews, but instead they're chilling out over ice cold soda! XD

"Well, you know, sometimes people get bored, and they think, 'Hey, maybe I can stick this in my mouth! Or someplace else!' Basically what I'm saying is, when you buy something at an antique store, you don't know what it's been through."

^ Words of wisdom from Henry.

Kaga said
"Well, you know, sometimes people get bored, and they think, 'Hey, maybe I can stick this in my mouth! Or someplace else!' Basically what I'm saying is, when you buy something at an antique store, you don't know what it's been through."^ Words of wisdom from Henry.

She sounds like she'd stick an antique in her mouth. Or somewhere else.

"My lamp is fabulous! You're just jelly!"

...

Which one of you laced my drink?