Nyxella said
Coming from the mind behind Sevari, that's a mighty compliment.

Nyxella said And bountiful pills hills.

WittyReference said
"Minimal" just means the moose have yet to choose a rightful heir to the throne.

Leidenschaft said
China will be the first to fall.

WittyReference said
I dated a girl from Alberta once who was born on Victoria Day so instead of Happy Birthday I learned Land of the Silver Birch. It was dorky as hell, but there was much Boom diddy-ah da. :p

Nyxella said
Make NZ your next target. In the past ten years, there have been better movements made on the porcelain throne than in any party thrown in the beehive.

idlehands said
I got stopped at the Canadian border and they said since I didn't have a return bus ticket, I was a immigration risk. I said, "What? I'm a'murican damnit why would I stay here?" "We have free health care, much lower murder rates, and minimal terrorist threats." -_- Just popping in to lurk on the good times. <3 Derv

Dervish said
It's a true fact that most of our terrorists are caught without a bus pass. You're lucky we didn't throw you to the snow beasts. :[ And those are all solid reasons for wanting to stay in Canada. We also seem to produce a lot less crazy (the bad kind) than you guys. This means less awkward moments of picking up the news paper from your driveway while your next door Klansmen is trimming the hedges in his Grand Wizard robes.

Voltaire said
Worth it.I can legally buy a gun off a stranger on the side of the road no questions asked.

Dervish said
And those are all solid reasons for wanting to stay in Canada. We also seem to produce a lot less crazy (the bad kind) than you guys.

Dervish said
next door Klansmen is trimming the hedges in his Grand Wizard robes.

Psyker Landshark said
Point of order, Justin Bieber.

Dervish said We will annex NZ, and you guys can become our very distant and very welcome 11th province! Think of all the culture (and booze) we can share!

We also seem to produce a lot less crazy (the bad kind) than you guys.

Nyxella said
Thoughts stalled at booze.Might be why your version of crazy is lesser than 'Murica's - nationwide sedation.The closest we could hope to come to purchasing guns from the roadside are fruits infested with exotic flies sold from the back of a van, and Chinese fireworks that are both sold from and manufactured in the back of a van.

Dervish said
Technically, you can do that here, as long as you have a license for the classification of firearm.

Voltaire said
Pft. License shmicense. Ain't nobody got time for that.