[OOC] The Elder Scrolls: Vengeance of the Deep

[WittyReference]

"Minimal" just means the moose have yet to choose a rightful heir to the throne.

[Leidenschaft]

Nyxella said
Coming from the mind behind Sevari, that's a mighty compliment.

It's a known fact that I may fall from the sky into Canada sometime in the future. I may not come back. If you hear a round of earthquakes and uncontrollable floods and thunderstorms, its because I've decided to stay and Dervs and I have made the pact. China will be the first to fall.

[Rtron]

Nyxella said And bountiful pills hills.

Hey, you can find lots and lots of both hills in Missouri to!

[Rtron]

WittyReference said
"Minimal" just means the moose have yet to choose a rightful heir to the throne.

I think that covers "lower" to. If the Moose ever organized....

Death. Chaos and Death.

[Psyker Landshark]

Leidenschaft said
China will be the first to fall.

no pls

[Nyxella]

Make NZ your next target. In the past ten years, there have been better movements made on the porcelain throne than in any party thrown in the beehive.

[Nyxella]

Dat Canadian oath.jpg <3

[Dervish]

WittyReference said
I dated a girl from Alberta once who was born on Victoria Day so instead of Happy Birthday I learned Land of the Silver Birch. It was dorky as hell, but there was much Boom diddy-ah da. :p

Nothing is dorky if it gets you hawt Canadian nookie.

Nyxella said
Make NZ your next target. In the past ten years, there have been better movements made on the porcelain throne than in any party thrown in the beehive.

We will annex NZ, and you guys can become our very distant and very welcome 11th province! Think of all the culture (and booze) we can share!

idlehands said
I got stopped at the Canadian border and they said since I didn't have a return bus ticket, I was a immigration risk. I said, "What? I'm a'murican damnit why would I stay here?" "We have free health care, much lower murder rates, and minimal terrorist threats." -_- Just popping in to lurk on the good times. <3 Derv

Hai idle!

It's a true fact that most of our terrorists are caught without a bus pass. You're lucky we didn't throw you to the snow beasts. :[ And those are all solid reasons for wanting to stay in Canada. We also seem to produce a lot less crazy (the bad kind) than you guys. This means less awkward moments of picking up the news paper from your driveway while your next door Klansmen is trimming the hedges in his Grand Wizard robes.

[Voltaire]

Dervish said
It's a true fact that most of our terrorists are caught without a bus pass. You're lucky we didn't throw you to the snow beasts. :[ And those are all solid reasons for wanting to stay in Canada. We also seem to produce a lot less crazy (the bad kind) than you guys. This means less awkward moments of picking up the news paper from your driveway while your next door Klansmen is trimming the hedges in his Grand Wizard robes.

Worth it.
I can legally buy a gun off a stranger on the side of the road no questions asked.

[Dervish]

Voltaire said
Worth it.I can legally buy a gun off a stranger on the side of the road no questions asked.

Technically, you can do that here, as long as you have a license for the classification of firearm.

[Psyker Landshark]

Dervish said
And those are all solid reasons for wanting to stay in Canada. We also seem to produce a lot less crazy (the bad kind) than you guys.

Point of order, Justin Bieber.

[Leidenschaft]

Dervish said
next door Klansmen is trimming the hedges in his Grand Wizard robes.

Hey, man, he's nice. Kind of. Kind of gets weird whenever he's around when my Black friends are...

[Leidenschaft]

Psyker Landshark said
Point of order, Justin Bieber.

Psyker has a point.

[Nyxella]

Dervish said We will annex NZ, and you guys can become our very distant and very welcome 11th province! Think of all the culture (and booze) we can share!

We also seem to produce a lot less crazy (the bad kind) than you guys.

Thoughts stalled at booze.

Might be why your version of crazy is lesser than 'Murica's - nationwide sedation.

The closest we could hope to come to purchasing guns from the roadside are fruits infested with exotic flies sold from the back of a van, and Chinese fireworks that are both sold from and manufactured in the back of a van.

[Leidenschaft]

Nyxella said
Thoughts stalled at booze.Might be why your version of crazy is lesser than 'Murica's - nationwide sedation.The closest we could hope to come to purchasing guns from the roadside are fruits infested with exotic flies sold from the back of a van, and Chinese fireworks that are both sold from and manufactured in the back of a van.

I think I've seen that on the side of the road before. Except there was no flies. Just a very polite Mexican man selling cherries. I always made sure to buy a few bags, because I'm nice like that. You ever try to go hiking with the LOTR soundtrack on full blast in your iPod? I know I would if I ever went to NZ.

[Voltaire]

Dervish said
Technically, you can do that here, as long as you have a license for the classification of firearm.

Pft. License shmicense. Ain't nobody got time for that.

[Leidenschaft]

Voltaire said
Pft. License shmicense. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Said the man who went to prison.

[Dusk]

Put up the pwetty collab between Nyx and I :D

Yay progress~

[Nyxella]

*does what your sig's doing* That was fun to do. Rtron, prepare thyself.

[Dervish]

I really liked that collab! :D It's great to see some of the players having their characters get to know one another, especially when the writing's so effective. Oh, poor Eleyna. Thyra is the worst possible drinking companion. XD Great collab, you guys.