Oh god, don't even get me started on my terrible roleplaying skills. I started off with chat-based roleplaying (about 9 years ago) which all but promotes noobish one-liners, especially when it comes to combat. I think my first character was a generic animu-and-mango style dark-flame wielding, 4-katana-having mary-sue. It only got more generic from there.
you think that's bad? X3
I may not have been one for one liners but let me list you what Spartan had when I first made him, luckily for me, the rp I was in was also filled with armature roleplayers so Spartan was accepted without hesitation
alright, now lets see, ah yes
Spartan was a seven ft tall male with silver white hair and neon blue glowing eye's, pale white shin with a physically fit build, he was a machine, completely robotic inside and out, made of (and I quote) the strongest metals on earth. he didn;t need to eat, breath sleep or... use the bathroom, had 'battle armor' that came out from his skin that covered his body like a second skin, it had energy shielding and active camo to turn him invisible, he could fly with jet feet faster then jets, had super human strength and speed and had a reaction time fast enough to dodge sniper bullets from point blank, he had mini-guns in his forearms, had a flamethrower (he basically breathed fire) laser eye's that could also see in multiple spectrums of vision. missile launchers in his shoulders, laser blades in his wrists, an energy cannon in his chest that fired city destroying blasts of death, he also had a medigun that could basically heal anything organic or inorganic, and he had nanomites in him that could heal almost any damage done to him.
if you thinks that's bad, don't get me started on the other characters in that roleplay, my character was underpowered compared to them XD
but since that time long ago, Spartan has changed over time, and gone over a complete overhaul, he's not the monster he used to be back then =3