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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Ves
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listen

before im gas chambered

i have spent the past two weeks without any internet, in solitary confinement

for making out

rather heavily

with this very attractive female

pls don be mad
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lies
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Ves
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ew why do you have sperm cells in your signature
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ay fuk u
atleast i'm getting cummies
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@Ves

So you got grounded, a sixteen year old for doing what teens do?
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Yes.

my mom is highly religious, and doesn't believe in things like heavy makeout sessions.

It didn't help that the girl was in my room
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@ves you made a rookie mistake..taking a girl to your room knowing your mom is a very religious person. no wonder you got caught
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@Ves

Funny thing is you went shopping before your disappearance XD
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Ayy well yknow

pimpness and all 'dat.
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He lies
I know what really happened
UEHUEHUEHUE
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Ves
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shhh

i had a condom
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@Ves

Ahhhh, yeah understandable why your mom would bitch smack your internet out. And with your mom home.... really XD
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@ves so you use condoms while jerking it? weird but everyone has their fetish
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the truth is that he cursed at some kid and his mom heard
so he got smacked the fuck into next week
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@Raining
That makes mucccch more sense XD
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@raining pfffft hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha just....hahahahahaha I can't xD
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shes lying guys

shes lying

im a good boy

i dont curse
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my mom actually did smack me call the services
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@ves fact you got caught cursing and grounded for it. you deserved to be smacked into next week
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bruh he was all in mah grill and i was like 'ay yo ***** get the ******* ***********************************'
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