[OOC] High School of the Dead RP [Closed]

[Ves]

listen

before im gas chambered

i have spent the past two weeks without any internet, in solitary confinement

for making out

rather heavily

with this very attractive female

pls don be mad

[Raining]

lies

[Ves]

ew why do you have sperm cells in your signature

[Raining]

ay fuk u
atleast i'm getting cummies

[Oblivion666]

@Ves

So you got grounded, a sixteen year old for doing what teens do?

[Ves]

Yes.

my mom is highly religious, and doesn't believe in things like heavy makeout sessions.

It didn't help that the girl was in my room

[samreaper]

@ves you made a rookie mistake..taking a girl to your room knowing your mom is a very religious person. no wonder you got caught

[Oblivion666]

@Ves

Funny thing is you went shopping before your disappearance XD

[Ves]

Ayy well yknow

pimpness and all 'dat.

[Raining]

He lies
I know what really happened
UEHUEHUEHUE

[Ves]

shhh

i had a condom

[Oblivion666]

@Ves

Ahhhh, yeah understandable why your mom would bitch smack your internet out. And with your mom home.... really XD

[samreaper]

@ves so you use condoms while jerking it? weird but everyone has their fetish

[Raining]

the truth is that he cursed at some kid and his mom heard
so he got smacked the fuck into next week

[Oblivion666]

@Raining
That makes mucccch more sense XD

[samreaper]

@raining pfffft hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha just....hahahahahaha I can't xD

[Ves]

shes lying guys

shes lying

im a good boy

i dont curse

[Ves]

my mom actually did smack me call the services

[samreaper]

@ves fact you got caught cursing and grounded for it. you deserved to be smacked into next week

[Ves]

bruh he was all in mah grill and i was like 'ay yo ***** get the ******* ***********************************'