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Oh lawdy...what have I done? Melody is going to unleash the apocalypse upon the PokeWorld. T.T
THE END OF DAYS IS UPON US, FOOLS! FLEE! FLEE! FLEE AND YOU MIGHT BE SPARED THE SHOCK! FLEE!

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It's going to be amazing, Ogo~! You know you're going to love it!!!

And of course you'll be revered as a saint, integral to the bringing of Judgement upon the Pokemon world~! xD

Wait... Sweet Touth? The psyco clown from Twisted Metal who wants to kill his own daughter...

That Sweet Tooth?

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Dammit...I knew that name seemed to pop out for some reason. FUCK IT, WE'RE ROLLING WITH IT.

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In Sweet Tooth's name, we stand.

And the Dark Messiah Tesla looked down upon his kingdom from his hellish throne, and saw that he alone, though undoubtedly the most powerful being in both the heavenly and hellish realms, was not enough to quell the wickedness of Lord Helix and his heavenly cohort. And so, out of his own Dark and Glorious Powers, the Dark Messiah crafted his right-hand bat, LOLBAT. But even LOLBAT, in all his derpy glory, was not enough. And so Sweet Tooth, too, was born from the Dark Messiah, the Unholy Trinity born at last! And just as the Dark Messiah's word was to be obeyed unquestioningly and revered, so too were the words of LOLBAT and Sweet Tooth, for out of the Messiah's own glory were they two born.

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EXACTLY. WHO DARES DENY THE WORD OF SWEET TOOTH?!

I cite, for reference:

And the Dark Messiah Tesla looked down upon his kingdom from his hellish throne, and saw that he alone, though undoubtedly the most powerful being in both the heavenly and hellish realms, was not enough to quell the wickedness of Lord Helix and his heavenly cohort. And so, out of his own Dark and Glorious Powers, the Dark Messiah crafted his right-hand bat, LOLBAT. But even LOLBAT, in all his derpy glory, was not enough. And so Sweet Tooth, too, was born from the Dark Messiah, the Unholy Trinity born at last! And just as the Dark Messiah's word was to be obeyed unquestioningly and revered, so too were the words of LOLBAT and Sweet Tooth, for out of the Messiah's own glory were they two born.

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So... it's not gonna be a Jigglypuff but a Mr. Mime? :P

Sweet semen of baby Jesus. Did I rile up the American Pavement Apes? The hell?

Buuuuut maybe Sweet Tooth can be a bit of a prankster. Or something. xD

@Nightmare Bunny

You.

You are an American Pavement Ape.

Chances are you're in America or another first world country.

You probably live in a city. Cities have wifi and pavement.

You are a primate.

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Sweet Tooth Sableye, with the prankster ability.

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@Nightmare Bunny

You.

You are an American Pavement Ape.

Chances are you're in America or another first world country.

You probably live in a city. Cities have wifi and pavement.

You are a primate.

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...And here I thought you were just using a shortened form of NAPA. My rage and disappointment have dissipated. Carry on, my wayward son.

Unfortunately, I'm actually an alien from outer space! Although my human disguise is, in fact, Chinese :) And I'm going to school... in rural, rural Massachusetts. So, wrong on all three counts! But it was a nice try~! :D

Carry on, my wayward son.

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The alien joke is so overused it's not even funny anymore. I cried a little bit when I read that. And not in the good way.

Massachusetts, despite popular belief, is in America.

You go to school by driving on a PAVED ROAD.

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Night, I am the dark messiah. Eat yourself.

And going to school in Massachussetts doesn't make me American~!!! Like I said, Chinese. :D

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No, I'm not even kidding... I'm actually an alien. From the planet of bunnies~!

And going to school in Massachussetts doesn't make me American~!!! Like I said, Chinese. :D

But I'm sorry I made you cry! D=

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BLASPHEMY!!!!!

All hail the sheep god~!

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Me right now.

I said "CHANCES ARE YOU LIVE IN AMERICA."

I did not say you were American.

Now, now, peeps, I'm sensing the potential beginnings of hostilities. Let's keep it lukewarm at best. Get in your respective corners, next round starts in two.