Still can't hit anything. 10 hit vs 17 dodge. I should start rolling the opponents dodge roll first _-_

I'm expected to get to 31 luck by level 4.

Eyup.

Eh 25-32 you might be a little generous but still.

Eh 25-32 you might be a little generous but still.

Assuming I got a 3 every time.

Calculations come from Lugia.

@Ridlins! We need ya! It's your turn!...
you didn't die or something, did you? DANG IT! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU PEOPLE TO TELL ME WHEN YOU DIE!

hehehe die...

Hey, @The Grey Dust, since we're skipping Ridlins (he's not going to be here for a few days), it's technically your turn, unless you are still busy, or something.

I'm still halfway around the world unfortunately. I can do a few more rolls if needed but, I'm not sure how much time I have to devote to events :P

Pfft, half-way from AMERICA.

I'm in New Zealand.

Okay, okay, so, we're waiting for Ridlins, which will take a few days. Anyone want to say anything in the OOC?

I would love to say I enjoy reading up on what's happening so far I did leave my dice while I'm on travel though. Not sure if I can get a pair here.

You mean you enjoy seeing me miss? D:

You didn't fail to hit the target, you just failed to select the correct target.

Yeah, been there, done that, especially in Fire Emblem. I'm not paying attention, so I THINK I'm attacking the archer with 2 HP left, when in reality, I'm targeting the general who doesn't take a single point of damage due to his defense. I pay attention to the game again, and wonder why the HECK that archer's still alive... and then chalk it up to 'luck' for a while.

So, how many failed spot checks is that one or two?

Actually you passed the spot checks. You just failed saving throws vs will for the continual "Daydreaming" status effect.

Hm... that would explain it...

DARN YOU STATUS EFFECTS!

there's an ongoing status effect for everything these days... Back in my day we only had Mummy Rot.

Which reminds me of a joke:

So an adventurer from Greyhawk goes dungeon delving for exp, loots and plotlines in the Tomb of Horrors for at least 6 campaigns. Upon his return he notices his finger has begun to turn black. At which he panics and goes to the local healer for some potions or something to cure it in Greyhawk.

The healer takes one look and recognizes what's wrong, asking if the adventurer has been farming in the tomb of horrors. To which he replies yes, and the healer replies it's a common occurrence of some necromancy and the finger will need to be amputated to stop the spread.

Horrified, the adventurer leaves and decides to visit the Tomb of Horrors to see if a necromancer can fix him. He finds one outside the Tomb and asks if he can fix it. The usually nice necromancer takes one look, recognizes what it is and laughs, asking if the adventurer has been to a healer yet and if the healer said the finger had to be amputated. He replies yes to both, making the necromancer keel over laughing hard. After a good five minutes or so, the adventurer asks what's so funny, and asks if there's a cure because clearly the healer was wrong, right?

"It doesn't need to be amputated at all my friend. It'll fall off on it's own."

Here I was thinking that the punchline would be "It doesn't need to be amputated, it's just dirty." or something like that.

Also, I'm just wondering, are you a fan of Locraftian horror? I'm not exactly one, which is why it took me so long to figure it out, but your character in this RP is named after a fictional, underwater city in the Lovecraft books.

Maaaaaybe. It is within the realm of possibilities...

Hm... where did everyone else go?

I got hungry. So I offered them to Hastur so that he rewards me with a bountiful harvest of potato wedges.