In a world, where fucking idiots dump toxic waste into hidden nature reserves, a bunch of radioactive, mutated, and ever-so-slightly self aware arachnids decide 'Fuck This Shit'. Two days before this'll start, all the mutated arachnids gathered around a tree stump and discussed the coming winter and how it's going to be cold and shivery as fuck. As the spiders couldn't think of anything better then 'well let's pack our shit and leave', since, y'know, they're spiders they have no idea how the hell you make clothes.

Anyway, the SPIDERS are the THINKIER, SILKIER, and SNEAKIER of the arachnids. They'll do shit like thinking up ways to get across rivers, make traps for animals the scorpions can't kill out of really big webs, and just generally be sneaky little fuckers. The SCORPIONS are FIGHTY, HUNTY, and SPOOKY, so their job is to fight shit like small lizards and whatnot, hunt stuff (because the arachnids had an agreement that flies get really fucking boring after the twentieth meal and the scorpions decided to be nice), and be as spooky as possible to ward off big predators.

So, basically, if you're a spider you're gonna try and be smart, if you're a scorpion, you try to murder literally everything that isn't another arachnid. Your overarching objective is to go west, while still making sure you're doing arachnid things. Y'know, laying eggs and finding mates to murder and stuff.

RULES:
Be spidery
Be scorpiony
Go west
Don't be too serious m9

CHARACTER SHEET:
Name (not being alliterative with your species is heresy!)
Spider Or Scorpion?
What specific species?
How old are they?
Favorite Food? Spaghetti, perhaps?
Notes? Pretty much everything else. Maybe they're really big and fat in comparison to other members of their species?

This sounds AWESOME!!!

Name: Jarvis
Spider Or Scorpion? Spider
What specific species? Jumping Spider
How old are they? 20 in arachnid-years
Favorite Food? Spaghetti, perhaps? Fillet of Dove

And as a part of the mutation, have the arachnids grown to larger sizes or are they relatively the same physically?

Welcome to your grave

Name:terus

Spider

Species:Trapdoor spider

Age:12 arachnid years

Favored food:small lizards.

Other:his eyes are snow-white.

@LHG100

Okay ladies and gentlemen, these are pretty much approved, aside from Blizz. Blizz, your arachnids' name needs to be alliterative with their species name. Because.

Anyway, the player arachnids can be bigger then your average member of its' species, but not by too much. I mean you can't be a jumping spider the size of a watermelon or something like that, y'know?

Also, adding notes at the end of each CS, so you can say 'oh my scorpion is really big for your average scorpion, he's like nine inches long." and whatnot.

@LHG100Boom

@LHG100 excellent. Thank you for the clarification.

Not sure if I want to make Jarvis bigger than average or not though. I am leaning towards not. But I do feel like I should come upn with some sort of cool physical mutation.

Name: Metrus
Spider Or Scorpion? Scorpion.
What specific species? Heterometrus spinifer (freaking giant forest scorpion)
How old are they? 18 in scorpion years.
Favorite Food? Spaghetti, perhaps? Deer steaks, extra rare.
Notes? Pretty much everything else. Maybe they're really big and fat in comparison to other members of their species? They're actually blue.

Fuck it, I could go for a not completely srs bsns roleplay right about now.

"YOU WANNA HAVE A FUCKIN GO!?"
Name Andro
Spider Or Scorpion? Scorpion
What specific species? Androctonus Crassicauda
How old are they? 4 in terms of human years, he's an old fella.
Favorite Food? Spaghetti, perhaps? Camel Spiders
Notes? Andro is really fucking ill tempered, like, Charles Bronson levels of combative. He speaks in a cockney accent and his voice sounds remarkably like Robin Atkin Downes did when he voice acted for saints row. Andro doesn't really like eating Camel spiders. He actually hates the taste of them and only does it because he believes them to be "frauds". A belief he's more than happy to loudly share with others as he spitefully chews his way through them.

When will we start?