Well we already know that Ellarian possesses the Dong of Destiny.

It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.*

*The bards speak of an ancient song with these lyrics that I'd recommend.

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Edit: (Apparently I'm slipping...)

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He hides it beneath his beard, right?

@Vigfast@Harbringer

Dude. Wha...?

We have claimed another victim in extraordinary fashion, by the by. My friend was so excited about this roleplay that he joined the guild just to join us.

YOU HEAR THAT, GUYS? WE REALLY ARE AWESOME!

@Corvidae I know. It's... beautiful. *wipes tear*

I think it's hilarious how far this thing has expanded, honestly. Like, look at it.

*sighs* Everyone wants to play as Beowulf... its only natural.

The problem is what happens when the weekend warriors go away and we're left with loose plots and character actions. I don't want to be in mid convo with someone and they bugger off for three weeks.

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Fair point. RL happens, but dedication is important for an RP. And if you disappear without notice, there's no excuse.

Though I'm sure if necessary the GM can move the plot forward or unstick you out of a situation. Speaking of which, it may be prudent to select a co-GM at some point. I myself wouldn't mind applying for that spot, though I am rather inexperienced unless you count D&D haha.

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It's simple, we kill the Batman.