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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by GodOfWar
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Labyrinth


How to; I, starting off, will describe an action (Ex; move forward). The next person to post will describe an obstacle that makes doing the described action impossible, whether the obstacle be tangible or intangible. Afterwards, the next person will describe an action to get around or negate said obstacle. This process repeats.

Here's my action

I attempt to open the door.

Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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The door opens to a brick wall

I open another door
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by GodOfWar
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The second door was secretly just a piece of wood leaned up against the wall.

I try to open a window.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Camerch
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The window is welded to the frame

I throw my body against the window.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by null123
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The window is made of bullet proof strength and the welds have ridiculously high tensile strength.

I use the power of JUST WAITING.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Kel Kannan
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I begin to tap my feet impatiently

Accidentally unlocks secret trapdoor
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Snarfulblast
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Under the door is lava.

I turn and walk away.

Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Kel Kannan
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straight into a shifting wall

but to my left is a crawlspace
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I peer into the crawlspace and see a faint outline of something. It jogs something in my memory... That outline... WAIT. COULD IT BE... THAT? THIS CLOWN. THIS CLOWN.

Turn back around and take a dump in the crawlspace
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The heat ignites the methane coming of your shit, thus starting a massive explosion.

I hide behind a pile rocks.
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Kel Kannan
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unfortunately for me, they were not rocks, but giant spider eggs

crawling away as fast as I can, I see a small door
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The small door is locked.

I smash my face against the lock.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Keyguyperson
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My nose is bleeding and hurts like hell.

I take off my shirt and tie it around my head as a bandage for my poor nose.
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Your shitty-ass shirt rips at the first sign of strain.

I try to apply pressure with my hand to slow the bleeding.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Snarfulblast
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Bleeding doesn't stop.

I run over to a water fountain.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Kel Kannan
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unfortunately I tripped and fell into a fountain of acid (the good kind)

Look at the colors man, wow..
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by JGBPhone
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You're in a weird colored room, not high.

Suck acid from clothes.
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Your mouth is nowhere to be found.

I look for my mouth in the acid fountain.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Keyguyperson
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You only find your nose.

I try to reattach my nose
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Kel Kannan
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only to have it snatched up by an eagle

I look up and see a rope
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