Yeah no kidding

"Well, at least there's something to drink - better than having nothing to drink, right?"

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*snip*

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at the Roman Space Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Abh, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Knightmare Frame warfare and I’m the top gunner in the entire Roman Armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with power the likes of which has never been seen before on New Rome, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am calling my contacts in the Intelligence Agency across Rome and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my goddamn rifle. Not only am I extensively trained in armored combat, but I have access to the Sakuradite supply and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

@duck55223
Why'd you copy/paste Keyguy's post out of the quote and 'say' it as yours?

@duck55223
Why'd you copy/paste Keyguy's post out of the quote and 'say' it as yours?

Have you never heard of the Navy Seal Copypasta?

Key copied it from elsewhere and made his own variation, I did the same thing.

laughing uncontrollably because you just quack me up

He could have probably just used the original pasta.

To clarify, I don't mean bland pasta noodles. Or spaghetti cooked by a skeleton.

Okay, now I'm confused. The back seat of this cop car has to be the size of Planet Zanifar to accommodate this many people. If it's not, then this monochrome flower must be insane, rambling about the Original Pasta to nobody in particular.

The 'Original Pasta'. Sounds like something that you'd find in a museum. A Pasta museum, to be precise.

Would you like me to clean up the cop car a bit? >:)

>Bounces in the seat excitedly.

"Can I help?"

I can remove things

"I can remove you."

i'm a little tea cup....

"No, no, no. You're a... a uh... Like a buff, silver haired, no cloak wearing, version of the Grim Reaper."

"No, no, no. You're a... a uh... Like a buff, silver haired, no cloak wearing, version of the Grim Reaper."

I was playing the wrong game....this is what happens when you stay up for 25 hours straight lol

"Fair enough. My record is 48. Then I crashed."

if I am sitting in the car with the avatar above me, then I don't have any complaints

Don't kill me.

I'm seriously thinking about it, asshole.