Wasn't he also Vigo the Butch?
Height: 5 ft 6
Weight: rude
Sundos saw the half-naked elf sitting alone at a table. He stared a minute too long before pulling his eyes away and looking at the ceiling. He stared at Lob so that his eyes wouldn’t wonder. When he was younger, he heard the veteran paladins joke, ‘Do not look once, and you are not a man. Look twice and you are not a cleric.’ Until now, Sundos didn’t know what they meant. Most of the women wore long skirts or at least loose fitting pants around the Temple District. Things were sure different out on the frontier.
Do not look at her…do not look at her…
Reading this RP, I feel like someone started out writing a more or less serious book, but then died and got replaced by a few comedians trying to continue the original work.
<Snipped quote by DMZ>