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Yes. Yes it is. Everybody FUCK!!


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I guess I can see that, with apologies to @Dynamo Frokane for being snarky about it. I really wouldn't know since I'm not in the dating\dating site scene, being aro ace myself.

Do they have sites for specifically finding friends? If so then yeah, people should totally go there.

I will say though that my second point still stands: it might just be an attempt at a polite dishonest rejection.


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And even if they wanted to make up a white lie, they could find a better one.

Ive been fortunate that most women who have rejected me have had the balls to just say "I dont see you in that way" or "You're not my type"
Instead of making up some crap about friends. Although I have heard of women joining dating sites just to get free dinner/travel. One dutch girl even admitted that tinder was basically app for 'free tour guides with spending money' now that's depressing.
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Fixed.

And even if they wanted to make up a white lie, they could find a better one.

Ive been fortunate that most women who have rejected me have had the balls to just say "I dont see you in that way" or "You're not my type"
Instead of making up some crap about friends. Although I have heard of women joining dating sites just to get free dinner/travel. One dutch girl even admitted that tinder was basically app for 'free tour guides with spending money' now that's depressing.


They should at least have the decency to reciprocate with a little bit of fellatio. I mean, dude did go through the effort of showing her a town.
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Fixed.

And even if they wanted to make up a white lie, they could find a better one.

Ive been fortunate that most women who have rejected me have had the balls to just say "I dont see you in that way" or "You're not my type"
Instead of making up some crap about friends. Although I have heard of women joining dating sites just to get free dinner/travel. One dutch girl even admitted that tinder was basically app for 'free tour guides with spending money' now that's depressing.


how dare this person on the internet tell me a white lie

Honesty is an overrated virtue, especially when it pisses people off and causes more trouble than it's worth.

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They should at least have the decency to reciprocate with a little bit of fellatio. I mean, dude did go through the effort of showing her a town.


Show her City Hall and you get a hummer as a bonus. Scenic vistas earn a rim job.
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how dare this person on the internet tell me a white lie

Honesty is an overrated virtue, especially when it pisses people off and causes more trouble than it's worth.

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Show her City Hall and you get a hummer as a bonus. Scenic vistas earn a rim job.


The key is to end the tour at some particularly attractive parking lot and tell her that the kids call it "Cumgarglers point"
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The key is to end the tour at some particularly attractive parking lot and tell her that the kids call it "Cumgarglers point"


Well shit I don't know if I can top that. how gross can this get

"I'll only take you to the theater if you swallow and wear this squirrel suit."
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Well shit I don't know if I can top that. how gross can this get

"I'll only take you to the theater if you swallow and wear this squirrel suit."


"I was double-fisted by the entire Republican caucus."

what are we doing again?
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"I was double-fisted by the entire Republican caucus."

what are we doing again?


Ruining this high quality thread?

Here's some content: I hate it when my boss assumes I can solve everyone's problems when I don't have the means. That's my non roleplay bitch of the week.
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how dare this person on the internet tell me a white lie

Honesty is an overrated virtue, especially when it pisses people off and causes more trouble than it's worth.

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Show her City Hall and you get a hummer as a bonus. Scenic vistas earn a rim job.


well actually attempting to a lie which makes no sense in the context of a dating website actually causes more shit because anyone with a quarter of a brain knows people dont join dating websites only looking for freinds.

And I "I'm only on here looking for freinds" isnt generally a rejection, its something they already have on their profile before getting messaged by anyone. But you admitted you know nothing about dating websites so I'm filling you in, you're welcome bud.
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They should at least have the decency to reciprocate with a little bit of fellatio. I mean, dude did go through the effort of showing her a town.


Its shocking how dishonest or cowardly women are these days, If I was a girl who wanted a free lunch and to be shown around the town, I would just say "I'm looking for a nice guy to buy me dinner and show me around this city cause I'm new to the area"
The hoops they jump through to imply a genuine date just to get some 'alternative reward' is shockingly pathetic.

And then of course you ask them: whats the main problem with men these days?

And they say we lie too much..trololoololol
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well actually attempting to a lie which makes no sense in the context of a dating website actually causes more shit because anyone with a quarter of a brain knows people dont join dating websites only looking for freinds.

And I "I'm only on here looking for freinds" isnt generally a rejection, its something they already have on their profile before getting messaged by anyone. But you admitted you know nothing about dating websites so I'm filling you in, you're welcome bud.


If it's something on their profile then who gives a shit? Just don't message them and move on with your life.
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Well... I've found something I thought I would never see.

A feminist apparently tried to "discuss the sexual politics of 40k".

And promptly fucked it all but by not actually going into the fluff despite claiming to "love the franchise", contradicting himself and quoting Anita Sarkeesian. 10/10 IGN

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Well... I've found something I thought I would never see.

A feminist apparently tried to "discuss the sexual politics of 40k".

And promptly fucked it all but by not actually going into the fluff despite claiming to "love the franchise", contradicting himself and quoting Anita Sarkeesian. 10/10 IGN


Could I have a link to this article?
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@duck55223

Here's the heresy.
(Warning: Its pretty fucked up in its own ways)

And here's someone on Youtube who actually knows 40k talking about it.
(Warning: Its pretty fucking glorious in its own ways)
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A little off-topic, but...

Was just wondering if this thread should be renamed "B!tchfest - Case Studies of Brainless Politics and Idiotic Sexism".
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A little off-topic, but...

Was just wondering if this thread should be renamed "B!tchfest - Case Studies of Brainless Politics and Idiotic Sexism".


Careful, you'll make the manbabies in this thread cry.
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@tsukune Seems very legit
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Careful, you'll make the manbabies in this thread cry.


Oh dear, now that would be pretty unfortunate.

Well, I always have this uncanny ability to make babies cry with my mere presence...
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Oh dear, now that would be pretty unfortunate.

Well, I always have this uncanny ability to make babies cry with my mere presence...


-cries manbaby tears-

YOU'VE #TRIGGERED ME, I NEED MAI SAFE SPACEH.
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Gonna take a detour from the previous topics.

I am seriously pissed off by how sensitive we seem to be nowadays. Recently I heard on the radio that a school in Wisconsin has banned the use of the words "Air Ball" whenever someone misses, as well as a few other words so that the kids don't feel bad. I mean, REALLY? Have we become so sensitive like that that we have to make sure we don't make anyone cry? Grow a pair and get over it.

So the kids feel bad about themselves, they'll get over it. It's healthy to feel bad about yourself, get embarrassed, etc. When you grow up, you'll have a greater threshold to get through those circumstances where people will try to make you feel bad. If we try to limit this, the kids will grow up not knowing how to handle these situations.

That may be going to the extreme, but I am sick of how PG we have to be nowadays, lest we insult someone. Too bad, I'll say whatever I feel. My opinions are just that, MY opinions. If you don't like them, great, you're entitled to that. Instead of whining about how it made you feel bad, strap on a pair, build a bridge over your river of tears, and get over it!

*deep breaths*

Ok, that felt good.
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