Wes woke up in the back seat of his limousine, half a glass of Dom Perignon in the cup holder next to him. Stirring, he checked his phone and saw it was only 7am. Only 2 hours had passed since he had dropped Amethyst off back at the Honey Pot and fallen asleep. Sweeping a hand through his hair, he reminisced on his night with his lovely Amethyst, remembering their wonderful dinner and the look on her eyes when he brandished his gift for her. No doubt she absolutely loved it. Even if she protested a few times at first, he still got his way in the end. With a sigh, he took the glass of wine and downed it, only to be hit with a strange craving: coffee. It was his birthday, so he couldn't afford to be tired right now. It was a family tradition to party as hard and as long as you could on events like this!
Tapping a button beside him, he rang up the driver in the front seat, who was also probably sleeping. "Marty, wake ye ass up! I needs me some coffee right now. I ain't gonna be sleepin' all day." his voice rang through an intercom, jolting the driver up from his nap. Not a moment later, the limo's engine roared to life and started off. In the meantime, Wes lounged in his seat, grabbing a remote and turning on a TV that flipped down from the ceiling. From a compartment underneath his seat, he pulled out the bulky form of an original Xbox controller, and, being the retro gamer he was, started up a game of the Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. Nothing began the morning like the riveting and unique landscape of Vvardenfell. Sure, the graphics were dated, but that did nothing to stop the nostalgic feelings.
"See that's why I don't fuckin' roll Khajit. I ain't about that skooma life." the purple hair man muttered to himself. A few minutes later and Wes had already murdered a cat-like humanoid after trying to steal a key from its inventory. Unfortunately, his Redguard Battlemage's Sneak skill wasn't high enough and he had failed his pickpocket check, which prompted the skooma-addicted Khajit to attack him. He spent another minute simply smacking the fallen miscreant's body around with his character's long sword.
"Sir, we've arrived." his driver called back. Without so much as saving his game, Wes threw his controller onto the seat and headed out the limo's door. Marty had taken him to his favorite local, organic coffee shop. Unfortunately, by the looks of it, there was a rather long line. This man didn't wait for nobody though! Striding in, the first thing he noticed was a fine looking blonde woman with an ass so plump and juicy that he immediately wanted to make a feast out of her. 'Mm! Breakfast! were the words that went through his head before he threw an around her waist. Sure, Amethyst was the love of his life, but he wasn't the faithful sort of man. Being the assertive man he was, he walked the girl and himself to the front of the line. "Outta the way. Birthday boy coming through!" he called, clearing a path for himself and his forced companion. Most of the patrons did as they were told, knowing exactly who the man was.
"Okay, lemme get a large caramel frappuccino with those little chocolate flakes and lots of whip cream. Actually, make the chocolate flakes spell out 'Happy B-Day, Wes'. And sprinkles. That's always a nice touch, y'know? Oh, and get little miss blondie here whateva she wants. She's a VIP today, y'know?" Wes ordered, making a simple order needlessly complicated. For once, he wasn't wearing his sunglasses and his hazel eyes glared at the woman's form. The blonde didn't have much of a chest, but she was definitely no butter face. In fact, he'd go so far to say she was pretty damn cute, especially in that floral dress of hers. His signature cheesy grin flashed onto his face in greeting, squeezing her waist in an attempt to say that everything was going to be all right.
"You looks like a real sweet girl. How'd you like to spend the day with me, sweetheart? I'll treat you like you never been treated." He told the blondie as their drinks were being prepared, leaning against the counter like he owned the place. The Underboss stared at her alluringly and silently hoped to bring her onto the magical adventure that was his birthday.
@BlueAjah