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Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Vesuvius00
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Granted, you can now learn every secret a person has, but when you use this power you reveal every secret you have to them as well.

I wish for perfect invulnerability so that nothing I wish for after this can backfire and hurt or kill me
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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Granted but instead of hurting or killing you, you're forced to watch a love one be brutally tortured, mutilated and brutalized repeatedly everyday until the day you die with the only way you can die is by your own hands.

I wished I had a pot.
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Granted! The pot appears in your hands! Unfortunately, you didn't specify what was IN the pot, and it's full of lava. The lava eats through the pot and then melts your arms.

I wish I were a super cool Ninja Viking Cyborg Swordsaint whose vibroaxesword cut through lightsabers and 30 foot thick steel walls alike like butter!
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Granted, you're also brainwashed to be my loyal servant and the only thing I let you do is clean my house.

I wish that my conversation with a specific person ends the way I want it.

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Granted! But the trouble is that conversation takes place while you're on an airplane that's about to crash. Sayonara!

I wish I were able to stop this plane from crashing with my mad piloting skills because those passengers have important conversations to finish.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted, the plane reaches the airport and is blown up by terrorists.

I wish I had a theme song.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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Granted but its by Nickleback.

I wish I could write a steamy hot hitler x stalin gay yaoi crackship OTP fanfic
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Vesuvius00
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Granted. Your computer explodes before you can post it anywhere.

I wish my school would explode so I dont have to be here right now.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Shorticus
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Granted. Unfortunately, you're still at school when it happens, so, uh... Well, that worked out well, right? I mean, you're not at school so much as you're in several different places at once (and also the afterlife).

I wish the genie finally understood and practiced goodness and kindness.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Vesuvius00
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Granted. The downside? My next wish.

I wish every day was opposite day.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by SleepingSilence
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Your wish was granted, but in opposite day it also wasn't and your stuck forever in the same boring world forever.

I wish every time anyone else lied, their noses would grow.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Shorticus
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Granted. However, people selectively breeding based on nose sizes, and before long you're stuck in an internment camp due to having a big nose because someone managed to catch you with a question to which there is no truthful answer.

I wish for good luck!
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted but when you go to Vegas to cash in, the bouncers beat the crap out of you because they think you are a cheater.

I wish for complete control of my emotions.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by SleepingSilence
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Wish granted, lost complete control of your body though.

I wish for a new PC and a lifetime warranty for it.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted it is the best computer ever made and is nigh indestructible to viruses and external damage but you never asked for the unique one of a kind charger that goes with it.

I wish I could simply will a task to be completed and it would be so.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Shiny Keldeo
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Granted, you can complete tasks on your whim, but they will always be completed incorrectly, even the simplest task such as pouring a glass of water.

I wish I could see the Shiny Ho-Oh that Ash saw and become immortal (Immortal meaning I never age from this point onward, starting age 21)

Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Vesuvius00
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Granted. You are abducted by the government and experimented on for the rest of the foreseeable future.

I wish I knew all the answers to my next chemistry test.
Hidden 9 yrs ago → 9 yrs ago Post by Shiny Keldeo
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(Actually I know there are real disorders that prevent people from aging correctly, and even some that make you age too fast or too slow.)

Granted. However, the Chemistry test you were supposed to take has been postponed indefinitely, instead you have a surprise College Biology test first hour.

I wish I owned and had access to the worlds most powerful supercomputer, with top virus protection, shorting protection, lifetime warranty, and a monitor, mouse, keyboard, plug, webcam, headset, and built in speakers (Gotta be super specific on this).
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Mardox
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Granted but it is incompatible with normal internet.

I wish I could fly with enormous batlike wings.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Kaia
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Granted but your armor is too heavy for that kind of thing so it's either one or the other.

I wish I could learn how to fish.
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