Here is the clear cut, run down that you've read a thousand times but with different names and traits. I was going to be creative, but screw it this is the one time I can be lazy with the creativity.

So, I'm DeadlyEssence, sometimes Kai, Kris, Queen of Darkness - Or whatever really.. Quite frankly, you're not obligated to refer to me at all.

This is taking longer than expected... considering I write one sentence then continue eating out of my tub of vanilla ice cream.. I mean, it was almost empty anyway, right?

I've been writing for forever. Literally, I'm immortal some would say. I have some short stories about to be published, one published, and a novel that I was supposed to publish a year ago but retracted because I started to loathe it. I'm a perfectionist.

I adore assassin characters, meta-humans, cyborgs, heck anything not completely, boringly human. And well, since I'm almost a black belt in my martial arts form I'd like to think I can write those fight scenes (that I love so much) better than I actually can. Whatever. I love fantasy, action, adventure – anything but comedy, and romance is not my forte but it happens I guess. So I'm willing to write practically anything, just ask!

I'll see you on the other side.

Hey, fellow new guy with you here. Maybe if you and I both appease the site dwellers with enough self depreciating gags they won't descend upon for their dinner. A novel writing marital artist could probably handle herself against any flock of internet denizen, right.

I'd say someone like you must have a story or two to tell but that would be blatant with you having a short few published already. So, kris, kai. Any chance you can drop some of the names of your stuff on us or is all this all an insidious plot to have me thinking of you every time I read something new?

Well, I guess the immortality helps but I could hold off a bit of a flock, as long as there is enough people to throw as fodder... hm, I mean, of course not, I should be begging not to be eaten, though I'm sure I'm quite delicious.

A story or two is a little bit of an understatement, I might get a few non-fiction pieces out soon, but those are more delicate than straight up races killing each other. And quite frankly, it's just an insidious plot to have you thinking of me every time you read something new, I'm sure eventually you will stumble upon the right thing! Besides, I'm still fighting over the fact that I dislike what I have published. Ha... it's a constant battle.

I see from your post you suffered from a chocolate addiction too, it's okay. It gets the best of us. Myself included. Though, I had no intention of shaking the addiction.. I dunno' about you.

I'm sure joining this forum is a great step in practicing your leisure writing. If you want to work on something sometime, maybe our interests will align.

The tortures of reading we both have lead. I'm forever guessing if you're the author and you're forever guessing if you hate your work or not. Truly you live up to your name, you cunningly manipulator. Even though I'm sure you'll find more ways to drop a bucket into the well of despair, I'll write you in my black book of contacts. Just don't let my wife know I'm RP'ing with other people.

I'm a perfectionist.

As a long-time traditional artist...I approve this quote!

So what if it takes 2, 3, 4, or 15 revisions, right?? :)

Welcome to the fold, btw...

@ScreenAcne Your secret is safe with me.

@Rawk Except those revisions drive me nuts, because the one thing I hate more than hating my own work is starting over. xD I've never been good at it whether it be video games or projects..

But at least it will eventually be done right.. hopefully.

And thanks!