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Granted. That's the only power your entire being has. You have no power to walk, talk, think, move in any way shape or form, it's a miracle you're even still alive. Oh... wait... that's a halo above your head... or are they devil horns? It's hard to see from this distance.

I wish all economies used the same type of currency, so the world could see the true evil of big corporations fighting in the global market and the outrageous prices they are paying for them.

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Granted. The one currency is the Zimbabwean Dollar and 50 cent renames himself 100 Trillion Dollars.
I wish Vladimir Putin would reclaim Constantinople for Orthodoxy.
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Granted, but he goes mad.

I wish for a pony.
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Granted, it explodes.
I wish MLP would end.
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Granted, but it only ends because literally every turns into an MLP pony so nobody feels it necessary to watch the TV show. You're Pinkie Pie.

I wish I could wish on a shooting star.
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Granted the final episode was done so well the show becomes more popular than ever, and gets spin-offs based on the CMC, the childhood days of Celestia and Luna, and Candence's adventures in the crystal empire and even an anime based on it.

I wish that everyone in the world was forced to learn Dutch

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Wish granted everyone including people that already know it, have been thrown into internment camps, to learn how to say "I can't speak dutch." in dutch, 24/7.

I wish humans beings all got some common sense and actually used it.
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Granted. Human beings around the world suddenly got common sense and started to use it. Too bad that meteor happened by and destroyed Earth five minutes later.

I wish that people would be reliable when they say they are going to do something.
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Granted. everyone is now anally true to their word, and carry out actions they said they would do almost involuntarily. Crime rates skyrocket as mere threats become reality, and now no one can back out of false promises, trapping people in situations that never even happen right now.

The world is a horrible place.

I wish for the ability to predict crimes before they happen and in doing so be able to arrest the perps before any harm can be done.
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Granted, you are now the main character in "The Minority Report," where your own crime has been predicted, and you are now on the run from those who were once your comrades in arms.

I wish the people at Cartoon Network who created Teen Titans Go would realize their horrible mistake and the great mockery they have made of the original Teen Titans, and correct this great wrong of which they have perpetrated and create something enjoyable to everyone.
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Granted. They create a real-life gladiatorial arena and throw people into it arbitrarily, including members of the crowd. But hey, all the spectators are having fun.

I wish.
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Granted, but due to there being nothing, you will never know what it's like to have a wish of something corrupted, thus you're feeling left out.

I wish for a wish upon a wish that is a wish for a wish.
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DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR... Universe.exe has crashed, please reboot.

I wish to lead the first successful colonization of Mars by the Human Race of Earth!
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Granted but its by a whole bunch of hillbilly dumbasses who got chucked into space. They had simple jobs but manage to fuck up so badly, the entire program is delayed years.

I wish that I could go to an online Korean gambelling site and order wooden tables from the UK :D
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Granted, but now you have brought ISIS to the guild, and they're trying to recruit our roleplayers to write their Autobiography.

I wish for a clearer ending to the third Matrix film.
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@Altered TundraGranted

It turns out it was an ISIS recruitment tool all along and they're trying to get people to join the jihad through red or blue pills.

I wish for a wish.
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I wish Daedalus would come back to life.
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I wish for a wish.


Granted. The wish you got is given to you in the form of a small piece of paper inside a fortune cookie. You accidentally eat the paper.

I wish I didn't need sleep in order to function properly.
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Granted. The wish you got is given to you in the form of a small piece of paper inside a fortune cookie. You accidentally eat the paper.

I wish I didn't need sleep in order to function properly.


Granted. You are cooked up to a hot coffee IV. Imagine those veins. Ooh boy.

I wish for a less painful wish corruption than this one.
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Granted, but instead of a Hot Coffee IV, you're hooked to a cold coffee IV.

I wish for BRAAAAAAAAAAAINNSSSSSSS.
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