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You walk into a room.

It's not very fancy. This isn't the temple, idiot! I'm just showing you the way.

Yes. I'm standing in a glass elevator. Get your sorry ass in here! Okay. Yes. There you go. Oh. You want to press the down button? Okay. Fine, press the button, I don't care. There we go, yes, the door is closing and I have you by the throat so you can't run away.

Theeere we go. Nice and relaxed. See why this thing is glass? It's so you can watch us go underwater!

What the fuck is Rapture?

Okay, anyway, here we are, at the bottom of the ocean. Come on now, follow me, this is the temple. All marble floors and fancy windows so you can see the fish swimming by! But that isn't the best part, no! The best part is who this temple was built for! The best part of this temple is.... @viciousEmpress!

So...yeah. Bring flowers, food, and expensive shit like jewelry as gifts or I will bludgeon you. That is all! Have a nice day!
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/takes a bow
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ALL HAIL OUR SEXY OVERLORD EMPRESS!! BUILD SHRINES IN HER NAME!!

My lady, as the first offering, I offer thee TWO home grown and baked apple pies, a bouquet of divine carnations, and a lamb!

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I offer poo.
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A wolf stands defiant within the temple. He refuses to worship the empress, and only wants to look around. This place bores him.
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The Empress's humble, tealblooded servant puts down her flail and summons a ridiculously, impractically huge axe. She proceeds to decapitate @Ezmeralda for her filthy, offensive gesture. Then, the axe is put away, and the flail picked up again. The tealblood stares down the wolf that is @Ezekial Wolffe, but is unsure if she can bring herself to kill a creature that so closely resembles her lusus.
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While the Empress remains thoroughly dismayed at the slaying of such a good friend, although disrespectful, she is quick to stop @effervescentF from harming one hair on the wolf's head...or...one...piece of fur? Whatever.
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That poo was worth several million dollars. You fucked up son!
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The servant's angry shrieks subside into soft whimpers, and the tealblood embraces her superior @viciousEmpress in a sadhug.
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The wolf appreciates the actions of the empress. Instead of worship, he offers... What's this... Respect in its place?
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The Empress gives a single, respectful nod in the wolf's direction.
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ClocktowerEchos Come Fly With Me!

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A man with a chisel and a large hammer enters the temple and begins aggressively engraving worshipful images upon the glass walls.
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@ClocktowerEchos@Azereiah You two are granted acceptance. Carry on.
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Offer: a pile of collections of heretical texts contrary to this Faith.

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ScreenAcne shit,Boo!

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Shiiit, motherfucker. I offer like....some...wicked...jokes

What do you call a motherfucking. A guy with a brain tumor?

Top heavy.

What do you need to melt a couple together.

A match stick.

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@ScreenAcne You are hired as a high subjugglator. Job description: murder peasantbloods who a.) defy the Empress, or b.) can't tell decent jokes. Usually, it is a combination of both.
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@effervescentF

Shit, that's my job?

I thought, fucking. Our job was to guard the colors of your blood and paint the world and shit. Are you telling me that the sky will still be blue tomorrow even if I fell asleep.

No wonder, my motherfucking mother keeps telling me to get a job.

Sure, man. I can murder people like crazy. I got wicked comedy skills.

One time I baked a pie, and threw it at a fucker.
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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by viciousEmpress
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...You don't have to kill people. :o(
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That's EF's job.
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