Tonka was surely a kindergarten teacher in his previous life.
"Alright you little runts, listen up, we're going to learn the alphabet or whatever today. HEY! HAK! PUT DOWN THE UNDETONATED MUNITION UNTIL RECESS!
Ahem.
A is for Aralakh, the burning sun above!
B is for bomb, for which you use to kill all of your foes.
C is for carnivores, which all want to eat you!
D is for destruction, just look around ya!
E is for enormous, which Kalros truly is
F is for firefight, what a time to be alive!
G is for grenade, like a smaller, more personal bomb
H is for human, the only aliens with which we get along
I is for infirmary, what the Arlakht is that?
J is for justice, which the krogan are owed
K is for, say it with me class: I AM KROGAN!
L is for logistics, you need food to survive
M is for machine-gun, when you really hate your foe!
N is for nuclear, like the bombs that trashed our world
O is for Omega, a place we all hold dear!
P is for pyjak, the little shits that roam the land
Q is for quarian, cough on 'em and they die
R is for ryncol, wait until you're grown up, kids
S is for snipers, don't let anyone tell you that's cowardly
T is for TUCHANKA! Our home so great
U is for unification, something krogan will never do
V is for varren, they'll eat you alive
W is for war, a krogan's favourite thing!
X is for xenos, those filthy other aliens
Y is for you, who will grow up big and strong!
Z is for Zebra, because human animals are hilarious.
Now go have fun playing toss the munitions, kids!"
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