I suppose I can do that survey.
No idea where I'll upload it so I can link it.

@ScreenAcne Holy shit I love you. You bring a laugh or two to every thread. That sheet was fucking killer too. Fuck, you're probably aiming higher but we can have a bro-crush any time you wish. Also I think your (fucking hilarious btw) style is also sticking on me.

Shit.

@Mateotis

Shit, your words are warm like a nuclear fusion chambers, my brother. But I already have a TOB(that one bro) we've been together for 2 years. I'm always up for simply chilling out and being normal bros though with all my digital, motherfucking. kindred.

Well, then... Why not :D

There are some great applications from @arockysmith, @ScreenAcne and @Chicogal!

100% would date if I was single :*

That application is adorable

I'm flattered. ~

where to get template derp

Right here.

I'm going back to my shadowy corner now. Have a nice day. <3

Shit, I haven't seen this mush crushing and paper work, since my, motherfucking. over weight uncle got a job at the DUA office.

Now all we're missing is a Guild Matchmaking Service! I can fix that.

@Cynder

Shit. I'm in for some matchmaking, bud. It sounds like, motherfucking. fun.

Raise the flags for the ships have set sail.

At this point, why don't we just make fanfiction for random guild pairings?

At this point, why don't we just make fanfiction for random guild pairings?

Well, to be fair, arockysmith has already started that trend.

I CAN FAN FIC ANYONE! GIVE ME A PAIRING!

@arockysmith

Will Smith and Eddie Murphy, set in the scene of American Beauty. With will smith as the role of the hot cheer leader and, motherfucking. eddie murphy as a tired, african king who has grown tired of his family. go.

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Well, to be fair, arockysmith has already started that trend.

Then let's make it official! Let the community vote for their favorite pairing

@arockysmith

Will Smith and Eddie Murphy, set in the scene of American Beauty. With will smith as the role of the hot cheer leader and, motherfucking. eddie murphy as a tired, african king who has grown tired of his family. go.

Disclaimer: I've never never American Beauty but I'm gonna go in head first.

Will was sitting on the bleachers wearing the little red skirt and crop top. His legs freshly hairy after spending the winter growing them out. He was smoking a bowl when Eddie came over in a huff. Will knew all about this guy. He was one of the African Kings sent over to teach them the ways of royalty. Eddie stopped right in front of Will hands on his hips.

"I hope you plan on sharing that, stud," he said referring to the weed.

Will hesitated a moment and then scooted over to make room. He passed the bowl to him slightly confused. "Why does an African King need this? Don't you have everything you could ever need?"

Eddie sighed, "I'm sick and tired of the life I live. Sometimes I walk these halls and just wish I could find myself a cheerleader to settle down with here instead of going back."

Eddie's hand now rested on Wills thigh. Will gasped a little as Eddie moved his hand a little further up. He turned away bashfully, "We can't, sir. You're married."

"Not here I'm not," Eddie said as he planted a sloppy wet kiss on Will's mouth.

The bell rang and they pulled apart. Will put the bowl back in his bag and dashed off to class. His thigh was still warm from where Eddie had touched him.

10 out of 10.

I saw an opportunity to make a goof but then I only half-goofed. Still pretty goofed.

@Cynder How does that template work?