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I guess I have a sign on me that says: "Look at me, I need Jesus!"
In the past two weeks I have been approached by 5 people that wanted to invite me to church, bible study, christian club etc. Its getting harder to politely decline and move on with my life. They always come at me when I'm alone on campus. Its like they prey on vulnerability.


Got some advice from my uncle for this one.

"those church girls are DTF"

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<Snipped quote by PJW1998>

Got some advice from my uncle for this one.

"those church girls are DTF"


When I was going to school those church selling folks were all middle aged dudes
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I guess I have a sign on me that says: "Look at me, I need Jesus!"
In the past two weeks I have been approached by 5 people that wanted to invite me to church, bible study, christian club etc. Its getting harder to politely decline and move on with my life. They always come at me when I'm alone on campus. Its like they prey on vulnerability.


The alone part is because it's easier to ignore someone when you can at least pretend to not notice them by talking to people you're walking with, but evangelism in general irks me. It's the church/bible study/ christian club/etc begging for members, so remember that they're the ones begging others to join them, and they have nothing aside from Christianity (and maybe free food, but that's less likely) to offer in return.
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I don't understand why family feels entitled to constant updates on my life. The isn't a one way street and I'm not going to make the effort if you aren't. I'm eighteen years old, in all Honors courses and a Senior in high school for chrissake. The last thing on my mind is who I did and did not text.
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You know what really grinds my gears? Those graphics you see shared on facebook that look like quotes about mysterious women from books people apply to themselves, that aren't actually passages from books. There's always a picture of some dancing gypsy bitch or a butterfly or some cigarettes on them. Here, I'll make one up right now.

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She was like Bitchfest,
Nobody liked the right video game
Here, watch a video of this trustfund kid
As he whines about feminism for thirty minutes
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I don't understand why family feels entitled to constant updates on my life. The isn't a one way street and I'm not going to make the effort if you aren't. I'm eighteen years old, in all Honors courses and a Senior in high school for chrissake. The last thing on my mind is who I did and did not text.


This. So hardcore. I'm in college, but still. My parents don't need to know what I've done unless it's being bestowed publicly.
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People who leave bathroom doors cracked open. IT'S A DOOR. THEY'RE MEANT TO CLOSE. PUT A TINY BIT OF FORCE ON IT. I CAN'T TELL IF ANYONES IN THERE WHEN YOU DO THAT, ALL I SEE IS A SLIVER OF LIGHT OR MAYBE NOT BECAUSE SOME OF YOU FOOLS LIKE TO PEE IN THE DARK.

Followed by the worse, people who leave the bathroom then proceed to leave the light on and somehow through learned sleight of hand, allow the door to be cracked open despite the fact they had to open it to leave. HOW THE FUCK.



MY NIGHTMARE.
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Three of my college teachers disappointed me this semester. My late class started today. Now its four.
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<Snipped quote by Cynder>

This. So hardcore. I'm in college, but still. My parents don't need to know what I've done unless it's being bestowed publicly.


Just tell them that you had a threeway with two sorority girls, got so drunk you woke up in a trashcan, and are considering becoming a professional stripper.

If they still love you after that, you're doing it wrong!
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You know what really grinds my gears? Those graphics you see shared on facebook that look like quotes about mysterious women from books people apply to themselves, that aren't actually passages from books...-snip-


On that note, one of the worst things is people posting quotes from books they've never read, usually taking them completely out of context. I'm like bruh, you don't even know who the person you're quoting is or what their work is about, how the fuck do you know that this applies to you?

The current trend in my corner of the world is for edgy teens to post stuff from Paulo Coelho, thinking they're ultra deep and philosophical. Meh.

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rocksound.tv/news/read/introducing...-..

This annoys me cause most of the Covers ruin the songs and its a fucking great album and these other bands have ruined it. UGH please someone else relate with me on this.
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I agree @Kurai Assassin. The Black Parade is a masterpiece that I don't feel like any of the bands listed deserve to touch, if anyone even deserves to at all. The only band I like from that list is Moose Blood and I even think their preview is awful.

LEAVE MY CHEM ALONE
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@megatrash

i know, i mean teenagers is ruined.
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@Kurai Assassin wowowowow i just listened to it. Wtf man :---/
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@megatrash

Black parade itself is dead aswell
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It isn't just, motherfucking. edgy, self inflating tumblr teens and face fuckery that does this. All of the tv flickers do this too for colognes and perfumes.

"I always get what I want"

"I never back down"

"Be free, be irresistible"

Shit. What am I buying. Shit and sugar sensations or the libertarian dream crushed into liquid form. I feel like, that. These should be fucking potion ads for a DnD world of some sort.
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Man with Parkinson's showing a before and after of the relief that marijuana gives him

http://i.imgur.com/JabQQxe.mp4

Fuck the DEA
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Sometimes I really wish RPG had a "Block" function so I could stop seeing posts/messages from certain people. Like, sorry, but I'm tired of seeing certain people shitstirring in the status bar all the time and it'd be real nice if I had a way to turn the stupid comments off >_< You're trying to be cool and funny and you're really really not. T_T
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I know its gonna sound petty but when americans pronounce words differently to british people..... and are adamant that we are wrong. (not all americans.)

For example, I enjoyed a trip to the states a couple months ago. I wanted to check the english football scores and asked a local if he knew of any football bars and explained that i wanted to know premier league scores (Premier, pronounced Prem-yer). I kid you not the guy replied "Oh you mean the Premier league" (Premier, pronounced Prem-ear) Every british football fan just cringed as did i and the few mates i was with.

dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunciation..

The english vs american pronunciation. it makes me physically cringe when i hear it. sorry americans i can deal with the rest of it just not this.
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