well, the overlord would be deluded if it werent true... he's pretty damn Grandeur. XD

@Infamous Empath Thanks! I've added her profile. Is there a need to give her weapons? I can probably give her a crossbow or katana. Or maybe a tiny army of fleas. :D

@Kalleth With abstract thinking I realised we've just formed a party and now the good guys essentially joined the Evil group. :P

@Andreyich Why, thank you! :) I was worried about Kita at first.

@SilverRain
Oh shit we have to have a fight with my guy's foam sword vs. your katana

@Andreyich
Don't tell Kita, but the katana she's using is actually a feathered cat toy.

Silv, yeah you can add weapons if you want.

im editing the CS to add weapons if it doesnt have that already.

@Infamous Empath
Oshit. Then let me add "a gun" to his list. Because who the fuck needs karate when you can shoot someone?

IKR!

(overlord has all da gunz)

Name: Assa'alliyeh Kressanthair
Nickname: Assallya Kressair, Assa, Ass
Alias: Arlanni the thief, Arissa the Gypsy
Title: Formerly Lady
CB Handle:
Slurs your frenemies call you:
Pet name from your SO:

Species: Elf
Race/ethnicity: Sun
Gender: Female
Alignment: Evil
Occupation: Slave. Formerly a lady, a matron of a brothel, an adventurer, a whore and before that a slave.

Smart Bio: Assallya began her life as a mere slave, having been abducted and sold in the deserts far to the south of her forest home. She escaped that life, became a whore for some time before living the life of an adventure. That life was grievously dangerous so she took her loot and started her own brothel that one day became a gentleman's club for the nobility.

She had just finally earned herself an honorary ladyship when the Overlord fell upon their kingdom. Her intimate knowledge of the Lord's secrets, her sorcery and criminal connections served him quite well in peacefully taking over her kingdom. A feat that has the people of the land loving him despite his bleeding them slowly dry.

Powers: Mystic Sorceress, Prognosticator (Fortune Teller) and Soothsayer (Advisor)

Weapons/other items carried: No weapons are allowed her. A toe ring that regenerates all her wounds. Does not protect her from attacks that do not cause wounds like hunger and strangulation.



Other:

Silv, yeah you can add weapons if you want.

im editing the CS to add weapons if it doesnt have that already.

The only weapon Dick needs is his razor sharp tongue. Not literally, metaphorically. Please don't think my grumpy Chechen has a razor for a tongue.

Well, it looks like good guys vs bad guys has turned to hairy lads vs fetishist wet dreams. Ebin

@Andreyich@Kalleth What roles are missing from your hairy hero team? Because right now they seem preeeetty easy to vanquish. Uh, unless they're like the bestest buddies ever or something like that. :P

Well we've got our battle wizard, and our smooth-talker/trickster. Some sort of a tank would be nice. Otherwise I foresee us getting killed earlier than we already were going to be.

@Assallya are you going to finish your CS or do you wanna enter it like that? i am specifically referring to the seemingly unfinished bio. If you want to keep most of her life a secret, thats fine, but the overlord has to know at least about her life as a Lady and Brothel matron, as he may require her to act in such a capacity once more...

@Andreyich@Kalleth@SilverRain Not necessarily. The overlord isnt a "oh no, a mosquito of a threat, let me vanquish it immediately!" type of guy, despite what the List suggests. he would most likely overlook your characters due to their apparent insignificance. you dont really have to worry about the overlord yet anyway. since he has his Legion of Terror, Fortress of Doom, and armies of bounty hunters to send your way. Then maybe, after you've located his stronghold and seek to enter it, you might need help. but more than likely someone else will join by then.

>as he may require her to act in such a capacity once more...

Not necessarily. The overlord isnt a "oh no, a mosquito of a threat, let me vanquish it immediately!" type of guy, despite what the List suggests. he would most likely overlook your characters due to their apparent insignificance. you dont really have to worry about the overlord yet anyway. since he has his Legion of Terror, Fortress of Doom, and armies of bounty hunters to send your way. Then maybe, after you've located his stronghold and seek to enter it, you might need help. but more than likely someone else will join by then.

Let's hope so. 2 vs. 3 PCs rarely wins even if kek is on our side. But as you said some heroes should join by then. When approximately do you think the RP will start?

well i want to start it today, but i have way too many other RPs going on right now, not to mention i have to write an outline for a script and email a friend an RP of someone in her head describing the rules of the universe (dont ask)

but good news! i located the script i wrote for the List of things I'd do if I ever became an evil overlord! It's over 60 pages long, roughly an hour in video content if it was ever made. if anyone wants to read it, i will send it to you in a pdf format :)

@Infamous Empath I wouldn't mind a read.

Also I have appointed myself as trope/book keeper of this RP. For now I have compiled that we the heroes have

1) The Unlikely hero
2) the Wise Mentor. Sources will be compiled later and edited into the post, which you can visit later.

worldconquer.org/evil_overlord.html#A…

I would also like to read the script!

@Infamous Empath

can u PM me your emails? i dont think i can attach PDFs through a PM

@Kiwiwiwi@ActRaiserTheReturned@Lady Selune
Since pings don't seem to work if done in the OP.