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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by RinOkumara
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You find out and turns out it laid eggs in your EAR and will hatch crawl to your eyes and EAT them! And then goes on to eat your BRAIN... slowly AND painfully

I WISH I DIDN'T USE CAPS TO WRITE THIS SENTENCE

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You find out and turns out it laid eggs in your EAR and will hatch crawl to your eyes and EAT them! And then goes on to eat your BRAIN... slowly AND painfully

I WISH I DIDN'T USE CAPS TO WRITE THIS SENTENCE


Your caps lock key is retconned as being broken at that time. you'll need a new keyboard.

I wish I didn't just answer that question.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by RinOkumara
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Granted you didn't answer because you were dead

I wish I had some choc chip ice cream
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Sanctus Spooki
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Granted, but in your enthusiasm for ice cream, you choke on a chip and die.

I wish it was winter all year long
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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Granted. You cast the world into a second Ice Age, people slowly begin to die from lack of food and heat, and then no life is left on Earth but Polar Bears, Seals, Foxes and Penguins.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by RinOkumara
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You didn't wish

I wish... A wish
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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Granted;

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,

But if you wish the wish the witch wishes,

I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.


I wish that I could go back in time and change the fact that I didn't wish.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ChickenTeriyaki
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Granted. You go back in time. However, you forget to wish. You soon wish that you didn't forget to wish. Afterwards, you forget to wish again. You then wish that you didn't forget to wish...

...and there goes the time loop. You are practically stuck in it forever.

I wish that I could discover the cure to cancer.
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@ChickenTeriyaki Granted. You discover the cure but the formula is so complex that you soon forget it. :/

After my hellish and angelic legions got beaten in the alternate universe, they returned to their home world. I wish that all my forces were so strong and powerful that no other being in any universe could defeat them.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ChickenTeriyaki
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Granted. However, when you start your multiversal conquest, the first enemy you encounter is an alternate version of yourself. War commences, and you are stuck in an eternal stalemate.

I wish that I was taller.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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Granted. You become a fraction of a fraction of a millimetre taller.

I wish I could heal people just by touching their arm. I care not for the consequences.
Hidden 7 yrs ago → 7 yrs ago Post by RinOkumara
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Granted but it is made illegal to touch peoples arms

I wish I die with no regrets and quick
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Granted. But you become an eternally conscious six sided die and feel excruciating pain whenever anyone rolls a 3 or a 5 on you.

I wish I were happy.
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ChickenTeriyaki
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Granted. You become happy for a while, then quickly become depressed after discovering that your "happiness" was derived from illegal hallucinogens. You then suffer speech problems as a result, and you are mocked for speaking with an annoying lisp.

I wish that I could understand Physics class.
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Granted. But you don't study for a major test and still fail the class.

I wish I wasn't allergic to everything.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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Granted. All your allergies are purged from your body... at the cost of becoming deathly allergic to light.

I wish I'd stop forgetting to make a wish.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Vashonn
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Granted, you remember that you are to be making a wish, yet you realize that your wish was wasted on remembering.

I wish qt girl would tell me she likes me.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by IntPenDespSword
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Granted. She tells you. That needn't mean she does. You join in unhappy marriage.

I wish for things to be cooler, without affecting actual temperature.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ChickenTeriyaki
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Granted. Every solid object now has this print etched onto it:



Aside from that, everybody now wears oversized sunglasses and ridiculous gold necklaces. They all speak in ghetto, and you are forced to play along regretfully. The president decides to undergo surgery, and he now looks like this:



You still don't have to maintain a working air conditioner or electric fan, though.

I wish that I could make a perfect wish.
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