Granted. But it only makes the sound of people farting. It also somehow makes the fart smell appear and follow you around.
I wish for a quick, painless death.
I wish for a quick, painless death.
Granted. You ruined my childhood.
I wish for a friendly, non-violent, and all around 'good-boy' dog. It must live at least as long as the average dog, and it can stay with either me or my sister.