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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Neo Is Delight
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Granted, you get an imp that is helping with your chores. Unfortunately, they are incompetent and just make everything harder for you.

I wish to be immune to glitter induced deaths.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by AngelofOctober
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Granted you are immune to glitter induced deaths, but upon the wish being granted you spontaneously combust, you are now allergic to wishes and will instantly die upon wishing.

I wish upon a little star that I die peacefully
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by luna558
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granted. I kill you in your sleep but slaughter the rest of your family violently

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by AngelofOctober
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Granted you're now allergic to wishes as well and instantly combust, you instantly combust upon me granting your wish

I wish for a unicorn a black unicorn
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Neo Is Delight
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Granted. You know have a black unicorn that kills everything around it, except you. You can now never get close to anything ever again, except for that black unicorn.

I wish to be immune to death of all forms.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by AngelofOctober
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You combust, remember you're allergic to wishes :P

I wish to be immune from the crushing effect
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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Granted...no one ever has a crush on you ever again and you live a sorry lonely life (without any cats either).

I wish the next poster to have a lovely walk in the park this afternoon and feel at peace with the world (and if thats @luna558 there must be no murdering occurring...this may contradict your idea of a lovely walk though ^^;)
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Sanctus Spooki
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Granted, after enjoying my lovely stroll through the park, I come to realize the severe lack of impaled bodies adorning my promenade. Soon after, these spiteful folk are to be found arrayed along the waterfront.

I wish for all the money
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Neo Is Delight
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Granted. You have all the money you could ever want and/or need. If you try to spend any of it however, the objects you paid for vanish from existence, and the retailer bursts into flame. But you now have a fun new way to murder people at least!

I wish for... I wish for the spooki empire to achieve world domination. xD
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Sanctus Spooki
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Granted, but after helping me achieve my ultimate goals, I have you sentenced to death, suspecting you of some hidden motives behind your assistance.

I wish for a Kit-Kat bar.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by AngelofOctober
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Granted, but you only get one piece, as I ate all three of the other pieces

I wish that it wasn't cold
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Neo Is Delight
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Granted. It's not cold. It's now 400 degrees. enjoy.

I wish to survive the death sentence.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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Granted. Somehow, you miraculously escape the King's dungeons mere minutes before your execution. However, you are now a wanted woman, and are found and killed by a lost king, an elven archer, and a dwarf who got tossed.

And now I wish for my toothache to disappear, with all my teeth intact.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Sanctus Spooki
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Granted, your teeth are intact. Your jaw however has been completely and broken.

I wish for the siege upon my castle to end in my unquestionable victory.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Briza
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Granted. No one questions your victory despite the fact, you have, in all such cases about your castle, lost.

I wish to be a worm.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Sanctus Spooki
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So long as I go down in history as the victor, who really cares?

Granted you are now a worm, in the middle of being fed to a baby bird.

(This may have been what you were looking for)

I wish that the Cola Wars had ended with Dr Pepper the winner.

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Granted but then everybody dies because of how terrible Dr Pepper is

I wish for the end of Dr Pepper
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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Granted. You have simultaneously destroyed all sugar on earth, present and past. Sugar never existed, and as such, humans could not survive.

I wish I'd stop forgetting to write wishes at the end of these.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Sanctus Spooki
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Granted, the next time you attempt to write one of these, you find yourself unable to think of a wish, and spend the rest of your life trying to conjure one up, never able to hit the Post Reply button.

I wish for a new book.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Carlyle
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Granted, but the book is your life. When it ends, you die.

I wish for some pizza.
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