Slithers along the ground aimlessly, notices threadO w O wats this??? how culd i hav missed such a qoot, fleshey, humey?!
Rolls into the threadHOI THERE! WELCOME! o3o hearts and kisses to u!! kyun, kyun!
Probes flesh with my mushy cell membraneOoooooh wat a niec humey body! i can show u how microbes cuddle! OPAAAAAAAAAAA!
Glomps you, sucking you in through my semi-permeable membrane of the malleable outer cell layerOoooh very nice and tasty! (｡♥‿♥｡) i liek u, heehee
Rubs your fleshy, non-permeable epidermis with some rough endoplasmic reticulum Heehee u liek? (∩_∩)
Ribosomes gather around you and lead you around the cellDid you kno that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?? °(❛ᴗ❛)°
Notices lysosomes stirring. Suddenly, they attack!NoOOOoOoOoOOooOO!
Un-glomps you to save you from being decomposed by the big bad lysosomes. You are left feeling rather moist from the cell fluids and juicesB-Baka!!1 ｡ﾟ(ﾟ∩´﹏`∩ﾟ)ﾟ｡ G-G-Gomen!! ๑ΘдΘ๑ im sooo sorry!!( ≧Д≦) i wil commit sudoku nao. -_- i hope u had fun tho! kyun kyun, until next tiem!! (◍•ᴗ•◍)
Hops away smiling
