I like sandwiches.

I have a fear of mashed potatoes

I play acoustic guitar, and I can find the chords to almost any song in less than a minute by ear. I can tune a guitar by ear as well. But the only lessons I ever took were basic chords and strumming 15 years ago at home from my dad.

All of the above is true of me and the dying art of 'air guitar'.

One time I ate an entire box of Triscuit thin crisps before bed and legitimately thought I was going to die. I do not recommend this to anyone. Not even ISIS.

I once ate 10 apples in a 35 minute period.

I have yet to set my hair on fire.

I once broke my Ipad when one of my favorite book characters died. Jesting. Maybe.

I have also yet to set Mae's hair on fire.

I am a player in Mae's CRAWL game. I may or may not have entertained setting their hair on fire.

I have a fear of mashed potatoes

Are you afraid of eating them or are you afraid of looking at mashed potatoes?

I am related to the previous President of China, Hu Jintao

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Are you afraid of eating them or are you afraid of looking at mashed potatoes?

Both

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well, you, mister, are some type of rambo.

It was many moons ago, I sure do miss it.
I will never be as good at anything as I was at killing.... Le sigh

I like mental games.

I like bumping (BUMP)

I am made of stardust.

First, I shall attest to the above poster's comment - we are, technically, made from stardust.

Now, my fact is that I have an extensive vocabulary.

I once ate an entire can of cranberry sauce in 35 seconds.

The person next to me ate an entire can in 20.

We challenged each other to prove it... so we got out two cans and a stopwatch...

I have epilepsy (the specific name for mine is complex partial seizures). I had my first episode at the age of 12, and I'm now 25, so I've been epileptic for more than half of my life. I've gone through four different medications and dosages and I currently take 11 pills every day. Doctors scanned my brain a bunch of times and an entire panel of neurologists reviewed those scans like 8 years ago. They couldn't determine the trigger or location of the malfunction. He told me that one of my options was for them to cut open my skull and remove part of my brain where they might be originating. Yeah, that's an option. They still don't know what triggers them, and I could absolutely have one at any time.

In light of this, I ignore seizure warnings and have about 400 hours into a game with an epilepsy warning every time you start it up (Rhythm Zone) because I stopped being depressed about it years ago and now I really just don't care. Epilepsy can go screw itself. Besides, the awareness ribbon is super cool (it has butterfly wings).

I'm hoping that I'll be able to help someone else who isn't coping as well as I am and I'll succeed in helping them overcome their fear of the permanent, incurable, inescapable, life-consuming nightmare that is epilepsy. Hasn't happened yet. If that's you, feel free to send me a PM. Maybe I can help you out.