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Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Dread
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Well, to be honest, I really have no right to grant this. That is up to the next person.


*gasp!* I feel neglected...

Anyway...yours is Granted. You hear the airplane overhead, but are too slow to realize the danger as you are quickly crushed by a large crate of unmarked bills.

I wish for someone to grant my previous wish :D
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Sorry, I got ninja'd.
Granted. I'm not even going to corrupt it since I accidentally ignored you.

I wish I had food.
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Granted. You have food, in the sense it is technically edible. However, it is the toxic organs of the Fugu Pufferfish.

I wish for great abs.
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Granted. Sadly, that is the only part of your body physically fit and you simply appear...disproportionate.

I wish my hair was perfect each morning on its own.
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Your wish is granted. It is only perfect in the morning. Once it goes past 12, your hair becomes irredeemably messy for the rest of the day, and there is nothing you can do about it.

I wish I had a good internet provider.
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Granted, although after initial installation, taxes, and other hidden fees, you're now left broke and with dial-up.

I wish for a pair of butterfly wings
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Granted, you are now a butterfly.

I wish I didn't have to pee right now, I'm too lazy to get out of my chair.
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Your wish is granted. However, your pants are no longer clean for reasons I can assume you can guess.

I wish I had some cookies.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Lacroix
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Granted, Roleplayer Guild now allows cookies.

I wish for more ram.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Monkeypants
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You got more ram, sadly you got AIDS in the process.

I wish to be a princess.
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Granted, you are now Nicholas Cage in a dress and a fancy crown.

I wish to know the girl I saw in the elevator today.
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Granted. However serial killers could be anyone...

I wish for eternal life.
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Your wish is granted. You still age,though, eventually becoming bedridden and eventually brain dead, but still technically alive.

I wish I had more time in the day.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Lacroix
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Granted, you now have one more second per day.

I wish for bubblegum
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Granted, but it's flavorless.

I wish for gaming headphones that feel more like soft, cushy pillows wrapped around my head.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Monkeypants
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Granted, but they don't work.

I wish to travel the world.
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Granted. You are now a nomad. you can travel anywhere, but you can't live in any one location for more than one month, and your new location has to be at least 10 miles east of your old location whenever you move.

I wish my hand wasn't so dang cold.
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Granted. Your hand is now on fire.

I wish New York City wasn't such a terrible place in general.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Hokum
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A nuclear warhead descends on New York City.

I wish there was a better way.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Lacroix
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Granted, it's always the way you don't take.

I wish for great artistic skills.
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