Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

[Supermaxx]

Granted, you’re now gorgeous, but the only one who notices you changed or cares is you.

I wish for a puppy.

[Dread]

Granted. Congrats!, it's a zombie pup...

I wish I could walk through walls.

[Salroka]

Granted, but the first wall you walk through is also your last, as you get stuck in it and die of suffocation.

i wish it never got above 80 degrees or below 45 degrees fahrenheit wherever I live.

[Dread]

Granted, as you suddenly wake up in the Matrix.

I wish for a Pegasus to fly me anywhere I want.

[Chicken]

Granted. The pegasus crash-lands painfully exactly where you want. You die.

I wish for more wishes!

[Quote5]

Your wish is granted. Like last time I corrupted a wish of this nature, you can not use the new wishes you just made.

I wish I had a sandwich.

[Chicken]

Granted. It's a turd sandwich.

I wish I were king. Oh, who wouldn't want to be king?

[Salroka]

Granted, but you are overthrown by your subjects a few days later.

I wish Destiny and Destiny 2 weren't such mediocre snorefests

[Chicken]

Granted. They're owned by EA, however, and you need to pay to unlock each and every single feature. It's for the experience, you see; and the bugs are working as intended.

I wish I were a real boy!

[Salroka]

Granted, but now you have butthole cancer.

I wish the FF7 HD Remake would be released soon.

[Chicken]

Granted, but you lose both of your hands in a zipper-related accident before you can enjoy it.

I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart!

[Quote5]

Your wish is granted. The dragons eat you.

I wish I wasn't so gosh dang tired.

[Chicken]

Granted. You overdose on stimulants.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

[Majoraa]

Granted, you somehow eat yourself alive until you pop out of existance.

I wish for a better singing voice.

[Quote5]

Your wish is granted. Someone out there now has a perfect singing voice. It's not you. What? You never said you wished for YOUR singing voice to be better.

I wish had a computer that was actually good.

[Salroka]

Granted, but it is the computer system that runs Skynet. Have fun being murdered by robots.

I wish an interdimensional being would call upon five teenagers with attitude. NO ONE GETS THAT REFERENCE. SHUT UP, BETA.

[Chicken]

Granted, but then you realize that not only is Power Rangers kind of silly in retrospect but the world you live in that necessitates five teenagers with attitude being turned into superpowered warriors is the same that has FREAKING KAIJU MARCHING THROUGH CITIES AND DESTROYING THEM and oh Christ what have you unleashed upon mankind you monster do you realize what sort of awful things are happening now it's all your fault why would you do this!?

I wish I were smarter.

[Salroka]

Granted. You are 1% more intelligent. You said smarter, not how much smarter.

I wish that the next wish would be EXTRA corrupted when granted.

[Dread]

Granted. You roll a "natural 1" for the rest of your life.

I wish for a mirror that could teleport me anywhere.

[Quote5]

Well, to be honest, I really have no right to grant this. That is up to the next person.

I wish I had more money. A LOT more money. like, a bare minimum of one-million dollars.