Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

[Dread]

Granted. No one can paint-by-numbers quite like you can.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

[Quote5]

Granted, you are now a tree. No, winter doesn't count because you are an evergreen tree.

I wish my headphones weren't broken.

[Salroka]

A nuclear warhead descends on New York City.

@Hokum

How is that corrupting my wish?

anyway...

Granted, now your headphones belt out music at a lovely 180 decibels, and can go no lower. You go deaf.

I wish I had a reliable car that wouldn't nickle and dime me half to death.

[Quote5]

Granted, now you have a car that will nickel and dime you COMPLETELY to death.

I wish sound design wasn't hard to do.

[Hokum]

<Snipped quote by Hokum>

How is that corrupting my wish?

@Beta

How is it not? Beta: "I wish New York City wasn't such a terrible place in general." This statement alone implies that the existence of New York City would be better without the terrible elements, generally. A nuclear warhead would remove those elements, but the fact that it would remove every other element along with it is where the corruption comes in, clearly XD

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Sound design is easy for you now, but you're restricted to a broken two string guitar and an 80's tape recorder.

I wish for Beta to PM me their deepest concerns.

[Lacroix]

Granted, however server-side issues result in the PM never being received.

I wish for the power of shape shifting.

[Dread]

Granted. You're a toaster. Congrats!

I wish for exceptional musical talent.

[Quote5]

Granted, you become a famous musician with your amazing skill. Because you are now a celebrity, the paparazzi will not allow you to have privacy or personal space any any circumstance.

I wish I had a burrito.

[Dread]

Granted. Although you've been spending all day on the toilet.

I wish to have the physique of an Amazonian warrior.

[amorphical]

Granted. Except you are now extinct.

I wish, to be corrupted by a avatar.

[Monkeypants]

Granted, you wake up extremely sore, next to a very pleased giant blue anthropomorphic cat person.

I wish for a new pair of shoes.

[Quote5]

Your wish is granted. They are nine size too big.

I wish for my moustache to come in.

[Salroka]

<Snipped quote by Beta>

How is it not?

@Hokum

Some people just want to watch the world burn. That's how.

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Granted. Unfortunately, your mustache is made of fire ants.

I wish I was not so finacially poor.

[Hokum]

You now have a good paying job cleaning toilets! You also signed a contract that prevents you from leaving this job unless you die. For the rest of your days you'll be nose deep in human waste and taking orders from some very overweight man with his ass-crack showing above the low ride of his pants.

I wish I had a Dollar for every time someone made a false assumption about me.

[Quote5]

Granted. Although you will only get dollars for false assumptions in the future, no the past. And nobody will make any more false assumptions about you.

My headphone jack seems to be broken unreliable: Sometimes it will only put sound out one side of the headphone. I wish it worked properly.

[Salroka]

Granted. The headphones work, but everything you plug them into breaks.

I wish I had a turtle.

[Lacroix]

Granted, but you lack the proper perks to add it to your pet slot, and it makes a stunning escape. It also steals your car.

I wish to be able to buy more magic card packs.

[Hokum]

Granted, but once you buy them they magically disappear.

I wish Lacroix hadn't wasted their money.

[Quote5]

Granted. Your post no longer exists, and so Lacroix never wasted their money on disappearing cards. Although, it also means they don't get any cards. Which means I also kinda corrupted Lacroix's post too. Sorry about that, Lacroix.

I wish I had some ice cream.

[Salroka]

Granted. However, due to a terrible processing mistake, the ice cream is filled with bees and used medical syringes.

I wish I had not wished for a turtle. That fucker stole my car.