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Oh, no! It happened too fast! This is like @Nightrunner's first date all over again.

Hider [+]

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Ha! Joke's on you! I've had four girlfriends--but I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON AN ACTUAL DATE. Therefore, by virtue of the thing happening in the present, it is very much not like my first actual date!

Hider [+]

Damn. I suck.

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Ha! Joke's on you! I've had four girlfriends--but I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON AN ACTUAL DATE. Therefore, by virtue of the thing happening in the present, it is very much not like my first actual date!

Hider [+]

Damn. I suck.

Is that part of this whole "going outside" thing I keep hearing about and fear?

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Ha! Joke's on you! I've had four girlfriends--but I HAVE NEVER BEEN ON AN ACTUAL DATE. Therefore, by virtue of the thing happening in the present, it is very much not like my first actual date!

Hider [+]

Damn. I suck.

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Four "girlfriends" minus two hands leave you with a blow-up doll, and a girl in Canada whom none of your friends have ever met and is always unable to visit.

The whole no actual dates thing makes complete sense.

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Does she live in Vancouver? Is her name Alberta? Does she suck like a Hoover?

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Four "girlfriends" minus two hands leave you with a blow-up doll, and a girl in Canada whom none of your friends have ever met and is always unable to visit.

The whole no actual dates thing makes complete sense.

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On the whole long distance thing.
>First Relationship since edgy 14 year old.
>Met her in America while I was there.
>Get close real fast.
>Go home cause ofc.
>Still talk all the time, romantic thanks to internet.
>Book flights to go see her.
>End up breaking up a month before set to fly.
> R.I.P Me.

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On the whole long distance thing.
>First Relationship since edgy 14 year old.
>Met her in America while I was there.
>Get close real fast.
>Go home cause ofc.
>Still talk all the time, romantic thanks to internet.
>Book flights to go see her.
>End up breaking up a month before set to fly.
> R.I.P Me.

@Master Bruce It'll be a eulogy to compete with that of Supermans in... whatever Wraiths game was called. Absolute?

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On the whole long distance thing.
>First Relationship since edgy 14 year old.
>Met her in America while I was there.
>Get close real fast.
>Go home cause ofc.
>Still talk all the time, romantic thanks to internet.
>Book flights to go see her.
>End up breaking up a month before set to fly.
> R.I.P Me.

@Master Bruce It'll be a eulogy to compete with that of Supermans in... whatever Wraiths game was called. Absolute?

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That sucks. Hopefully, the booked flights weren't a complete waste.

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Wasn't that Henry's game with Superman's eulogy?

I can't remember. You were there.

@Master Bruce It'll be a eulogy to compete with that of Supermans in... whatever Wraiths game was called. Absolute?

I'mma steal it from Wraith for something

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Was I Flash?