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Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Dread
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Granted. You see it all coming...except for that train.

I wish my hair would color itself.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Ahe Gao
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Granted, but the only colour your hair chooses is Opaque Couche. If you're having trouble visualising that colour, just picture month old mop bucket water.

I wish I had an instinctive, fluent understand of every spoken and written language in existence.
Hidden 6 yrs ago → 6 yrs ago Post by Hokum
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Granted. You now have a fluent understanding of every spoken and written language, you just can't write it or speak it yourself, and you have now been cursed with a helpless need to add 'ing' to every word you speak and write, starting with an edit of your previous post where you need to start by adding an 'ing' to 'understand'.

I wish my real life problems were less serious in nature.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Leaves
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Your wish has been granted. Your real life problems pose no threat to animals or the ecosystem.

I wish for my sarcasm skills to improve.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Quote5
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Your wish is granted. (Sarcasm)

I wish for this wish not to be granted.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Salroka
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Granted. In fact, now nothing you wish for ever comes true.

I wish Steve Irwin had never been killed by that Stingray and was still alive now.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by The Harbinger of Ferocity
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Granted, @Beta, however Steve Irwin has been in a coma since his stingray accident.

I wish for another glacial period to match the past Ice Age to begin.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Dread
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Granted. Being sealed in a meat locker sucks...

I wish I could live in a different century.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Quote5
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Your wish is granted. You now live in pre-civil war US. Good luck, man.

I wish I could forget the dream I had today.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Lacroix
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Granted, but you quickly remember it again because nothing you wish for can be true.

I wish for a quick, easy and cheap way to do the dishes
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Quote5
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Your wish is granted. Your new method of dish cleaning is fast, easy, and cheap. It also does a darn bad job.

I have been cursed that none of my wished can be granted. I wish to keep this curse.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Hokum
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Not granted, your wish has been granted.

I wish Quote5 would tell us about his dream.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Quote5
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Your wish is granted, albeit reluctantly, but I'll only talk about it in private messages on here or direct messages on Discord.

I wish I had the patience to not tenis post into oblivion on this thread.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Salroka
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Granted, but now your hands are literally tennis rackets.

I wish my phone had unlimited data for free instead of having to pay for it.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Burning Kitty
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Granted but you can only watch cat videos.

I wish Niklaus Mikaelson didn't have to die to save Hope Mikaelson.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Quote5
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Your wish is granted. Niklaus is alive. Hope is not.

I wish I was buff.
Hidden 6 yrs ago → 6 yrs ago Post by Briza
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Granted! You are now squeaky clean! Hooray!

I wish to be a fluffy cloud.

Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Darth Shadow
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Granted, You are an unlovable cloud.

I wish to be someone else not mine ( I am expecting you to say the reverse).
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Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Salroka
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Granted. You are now a coma patient in a vegetative state, literally trapped inside your flesh prison and unable to escape or die.

I wish I had a nice heathen girl to settle down with, a cabin on a nice little plot of land, a truck that was old but reliable, and enough resources to live in relative comfort for the rest of our lives.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Quote5
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Granted. You have a cute wife, a nice little cabin, and an old truck that will probably last a good solid 50 more years despite already being pretty dang old. However, for the resource, you notice you only have enough resources for two days. Based on what will happen on that third day, your wish is still technically fulfilled.

I wish I could grow facial hair.
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