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I'm about to write up the Interest Check (days late, but better late than never, right?), so yeah, ya'll better be on your best behavior if we're gonna attract more newcomers. Hide away your Toenail Men and your GIFs - except for mine, of course, because I'm the GM and also Batman.

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Morden Man's Journal. October 4th, 2018:

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This OOC thread is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...

...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."
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Man, divorce has really changed you, hasn't it?
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@AndyC's just ruined the alliteration of the Keratin Kryptonian... but I guess that's just something he'll have to live with for the rest of his life.
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Interest Check is now live!

Winter Players are coming! (I hope)

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Wait,

Does he have a badger on his shoulders?
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It's... a fur.
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It's... a fur.


But is it fur... from a badger?
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But is it fur... from a badger?


Do I look like I work for the costume department at HBO?
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Do I look like I work for the costume department at HBO?


You do have one of those faces.
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You do have one of those faces.


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Aww, thanks.
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I'm at D&D, so, yeah. But you guys are weird.
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Uhm, excuse me. It's the fur from a dire-wolf.

Jesus. It's like you people don't know the magical and horrifying world of Westeros at all.

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Uhm, excuse me. It's the fur from a dire-wolf.

Jesus. It's like you people don't know the magical and horrifying world of Westeros at all.


At that point dire wolves had been "extinct" for centuries. So that is actually objectively incorrect.
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<Snipped quote by Lord Wraith>

Do I look like I work for the costume department at HBO?


That depends. Have you ever shopped at IKEA?
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Uhm, excuse me. It's the fur from a dire-wolf.

Jesus. It's like you people don't know the magical and horrifying world of Westeros at all.



Dire Wolves look an awful lot like badgers.
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I'm at D&D, so, yeah. But you guys are weird.


How about you roll for initiative to get fucked, you punk-ass bitch?!
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How about you roll for initiative to get fucked, you punk-ass bitch?!

Not currently my turn, dumbo.
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How about you roll for initiative to get fucked, you punk-ass bitch?!


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At that point dire wolves had been "extinct" for centuries. So that is actually objectively incorrect.


Whatever! I don't do things like "read" or "pay attention"!
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